NFL March N/V - Hating the Patriots now endorsed by the FBI

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Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

What an outlandish thing that man said

Fetch me my posting gloves!

# ? Mar 29, 2017 20:22

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sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

TBeats posted:

This thread reads like YouTube comments with better grammar.

LWB appearances will do that.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 20:22

Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

Bad Moon posted:

I was just thinking it had been awhile since TFF got properly baited by a Seahawks trolling poster

Yeah, it's just annoying because it derails us from the real story, which is the Patriots' Blitz(krieg) for Six that is currently underway.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 20:23

waah: Jun 20, 2011; Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

a neat cape posted:

Stop engaging

But this is gonna be the time I give a sick iceburn and everyone will slow clap at my awesomeness and it'll be different this time over the next 20-40 lovely posts

# ? Mar 29, 2017 20:38

MalarkeyToboggan: Jan 4, 2015

I hardly ever post in TFF and even I know that you should never engage LWB.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 23:14

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

N: Martavis Bryant's reinstatement to Steelers imminent, per league source: http://www.timesonline.com/sports/s...9708d16979.html

V: http://i.imgur.com/w5ST2e4.gifv

# ? Mar 29, 2017 23:19

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I always engage lwb because you guys tell me not to

So really you're engaging me engaging lwb and you should cut it out

# ? Mar 29, 2017 23:34

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

I love to post

# ? Mar 29, 2017 23:42

Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

Spoeank posted:

I always engage lwb because you guys tell me not to

So really you're engaging me engaging lwb and you should cut it out

The Golden State Warriors lost a 3-1 series lead and Jed York ruined the 49ers.

# ? Mar 29, 2017 23:47

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Spoeank posted:

I always engage lwb because you guys tell me not to

So really you're engaging me engaging lwb and you should cut it out

I mean, sometimes you just have a taste for that giant disgusting burrito from the local Mexican joint knowing full well it's going to give you explosive diarrhea

# ? Mar 29, 2017 23:48

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

The Golden State Warriors lost a 3-1 series lead and Jed York ruined the 49ers.

In which Something Awful forums poster Gumbel2Gumbel needs to update his fandom spreadsheet

(gently caress the warriors)

weird Asian candy posted:

I mean, sometimes you just have a taste for that giant disgusting burrito from the local Mexican joint knowing full well it's going to give you explosive diarrhea

this guy gets it

# ? Mar 29, 2017 23:55

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Sweet lord if you trade over a 5 for him

# ? Mar 30, 2017 00:15

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Personally I'm excited for more Trevor

# ? Mar 30, 2017 00:40

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Spoeank posted:

In which Something Awful forums poster Gumbel2Gumbel needs to update his fandom spreadsheet

(gently caress the warriors)

this guy gets it

Vlade is bad at his job

# ? Mar 30, 2017 00:56

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Personally I'm excited for more Trevor

More likely to go to the Pro Bowl:

Trevor Siemian, Mike Glennon or Tom Savage?

# ? Mar 30, 2017 01:01

AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

Spoeank posted:

(gently caress the warriors)

# ? Mar 30, 2017 01:04

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

a neat cape posted:

Vlade is bad at his job

You're not wrong.

There's one competent GM in all of California and even he needed Steph Curry to suddenly have ankles not made out of tissue paper to look like a genius.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 01:09

AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

I don't see how Stephs blood doping helps magic but I'm willing to hear you out

# ? Mar 30, 2017 01:10

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Spoeank posted:

You're not wrong.

There's one competent GM in all of California and even he needed Steph Curry to suddenly have ankles not made out of tissue paper to look like a genius.

Um Doc Rivers has a ring, yo

# ? Mar 30, 2017 01:25

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

AggressivelyStupid posted:

I don't see how Stephs blood doping helps magic but I'm willing to hear you out

Maybe hold off until super unqualified Magic Johnson makes any kind of move or decision

# ? Mar 30, 2017 01:26

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

uhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

as a head coach

He's a terrible GM and may be as bad or worse than Vlade. He can't make it work with two of the top ten players in the NBA, including a literal hall of fame point guard.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 01:41

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

quote:

CBS reportedly considering Tony Romo as �potential replacement� for Phil Simms

I'm sorry Intruder, but you're just going to have to take one for the team.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 02:03

a patagonian cavy: Jan 12, 2009; UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

More likely to go to the Pro Bowl:

Trevor Siemian, Mike Glennon or Tom Savage?

savage because he has the best wr of any of those three teams to throw to

# ? Mar 30, 2017 02:42

Sataere: Jul 20, 2005; Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me

Ehud posted:

What an outlandish thing that man said

Fetch me my posting gloves!

Does that mean you posted that without your posting gloves?

# ? Mar 30, 2017 02:51

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I'm sorry Intruder, but you're just going to have to take one for the team.

I've already accepted Romo will never be a Texan

# ? Mar 30, 2017 02:51

Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

Intruder posted:

I've already accepted Romo will never be a Texan

I don't want Romo to be a Texan because that could be a Patriot killing team.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 03:27

Pops Mgee: Aug 20, 2009; People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

The seahawks beat the patriots and the falcons last season

The Packers beat the Seahawks last season. Wilson had 4 picks.
It was cool and good.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 03:28

a patagonian cavy: Jan 12, 2009; UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I don't want Romo to be a Texan because that could be a Patriot killing team.

inshallah

# ? Mar 30, 2017 03:32

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

I'll buy into the Seahawks dominance narrative once they stop losing to the Rams

# ? Mar 30, 2017 03:39

a patagonian cavy: Jan 12, 2009; UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Intruder posted:

I'll buy into the Seahawks dominance narrative once they stop losing to the Rams

jeff fisher is out of football now so the hawks will only triumph. they beat the rams by 21 last season after fisher got fired

# ? Mar 30, 2017 03:44

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I'd die laughing if it's Seahawks Pats in the Super Bowl again and Billy hires Fisher as a special consultant for one game.

That would be right in his wheelhouse.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 03:55

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Seahawks quickly lure Bernard Pollard out of retirement and sign "Meli Anning" as a backup QB.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 03:59

Sataere: Jul 20, 2005; Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/seanjwagner/status/846757564335374336

click to see cutler's butt

Needs to spend more time with his head in the playbook.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 04:24

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I'm sorry Intruder, but you're just going to have to take one for the team.

Only if they also fire Jim Nantz into the loving sun with Simms.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 04:46

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

I'd die laughing if it's Seahawks Pats in the Super Bowl again and Billy hires Fisher as a special consultant for one game.

That would be right in his wheelhouse.

That would kind of own.

But I'd rather have the Romo Texans bust a nut all over the Cowboys' face.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 05:11

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

I want Jerry to string this poo poo out as long as possible, flying in the face of his claims of trying to "do right by Romo," Romo gets released anyway, joins the Texans, beat the Cowboys in the Super Bowl, then just walks past the mummy old man when he approaches for a handshake.

I am now fantasy booking football as if it were the WWE. Or a bad movie. Or both.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 05:25

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

But let's be real. Cowboys aren't going anywhere with even less defense than they had last year.

They've got like....negative defense right now.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 05:28

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

The Cowboys lost their entire starting secondary so Jerry's insistence on dragging out the Romo saga is super perplexing to me

But I guess all the good FAs are gone now so whatever

# ? Mar 30, 2017 05:33

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Greg Hardy will always have a career in sports.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/03/29/greg-hardy-could-return-to-indoor-football/

quote:

Hardy is now up for a new opportunity.

The former Cowboys and Panthers defensive end could be headed to Utah to play for the Salt Lake Screaming Eagles of the Indoor Football League. A fan vote will help determine if he will. The results so far, as of the publishing of this article, are 64 percent in favor of Hardy�s signing.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 06:58

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Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

In which Jay Cutler is magically digitized into a videogame called Fart Burps, and he wins the grand prize.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 07:42

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