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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

WarpedNaba posted:

I've been through the China thread and seen some sick poo poo, but none of that revolted me half as much as discovering that I share this thread with an actual Big Bang Theory fan.

It's really hosed up

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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China is a rhetorical cudgel used by both sides of the political spectrum

"It's a 30 foot giant that is beating the US in thing that I think the US should be doing more in"

Like how it's beating America in both sustainable renewable environment policy AND industrial GDP growth! Wowzers!

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Like the left has been throwing around "China is beating us in renewable energy!" or some poo poo and I'm wondering wtf that's supposed to mean

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Fojar38 posted:

Like the left has been throwing around "China is beating us in renewable energy!" or some poo poo and I'm wondering wtf that's supposed to mean

Their factories are churning out panels that fail or don't work out of the box and the government is officially saying they're building huge solar projects where only the outer visible panels that look good in media photo-ops actually work or are actual panels. China 2020

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Baronjutter posted:

Their factories are churning out panels that fail or don't work out of the box and the government is officially saying they're building huge solar projects where only the outer visible panels that look good in media photo-ops actually work or are actual panels. China 2020

Yeah, but even if all those actually worked and were cool and good what does it mean to be "winning in renewable energy"

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Fojar38 posted:

Yeah, but even if all those actually worked and were cool and good what does it mean to be "winning in renewable energy"

china is a rival we can't allow a solar panel gap!

I don't know, it's bullshit to try to shame the US into investing in not-coal. It's trying to play on american's nationalism and being #1 to get them to see trumps doubling down on coal as bad. If it works, good for that little propaganda strategy.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
https://twitter.com/fordm/status/847177476577079299

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
lmao tuition to a chinese fashion school

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

chinese fashion school is just a really big telescope pointed at a french fashion school

John_A_Tallon
Nov 22, 2000

Oh my! Check out that mitre!

Fojar38 posted:

Yeah, but even if all those actually worked and were cool and good what does it mean to be "winning in renewable energy"

It's like how Charlie Sheen is winning with HIV and losing his last serious acting role because of rampant substance abuse.

You know.

Winning.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

John_A_Tallon posted:

It's like how Charlie Sheen is winning with HIV and losing his last serious acting role because of rampant substance abuse.

You know.

Winning.

Well he is doing commercials for hostels.com. Which is loving baffling but ok.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Meyers-Briggs Testicle posted:

chinese fashion school is just a really big telescope pointed at a french fashion school

China brings together a Tokyo sensibility with a Parisian sense of luxury, so look forward to the upcoming line of Doreamon cigarette holders and hats with a small electric fan built into them.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Outrail posted:

Well he is doing commercials for hostels.com. Which is loving baffling but ok.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I should say though that despite the Rob Scneider ad and the 1990s website Ten Ren is actually a great place to buy good tea in the US. Taiwanese company too. I recommend the "Tung Ting" oolong.

John_A_Tallon
Nov 22, 2000

Oh my! Check out that mitre!

Outrail posted:

Well he is doing commercials for hostels.com. Which is loving baffling but ok.

A man's gotta pay for his monoclonal antibody HIV treatments somehow, right?

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
I kanrenao'd so hard today at a Chinese couple being sweet to each other outrageous. Usually it's no emotion or a seething cold fury at each other.

Roach
Nov 23, 2007
Can't touch this

Hey tenren tea is pretty good!! Unlike Rob in every movie.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Glenn Quebec posted:

I kanrenao'd so hard today at a Chinese couple being sweet to each other outrageous. Usually it's no emotion or a seething cold fury at each other.

I had been in Korea about two years and I was at the beach this one time. I saw a guy being affectionate with his wife and having a great time playing with his kid and I stared so much, I had never seen that before. They also were swimming without any flotation devices.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
uuuuuugggggh why is this happening?

NHL to make special announcement in China Wednesday

i get the feeling china is going to ruin my favorite sport

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

there is always badminton

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here
So, you don't want to watch Chinese dudes getting checked into walls or what?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


No one will go to a hockey game, cold is bad for healthy.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Darkman Fanpage posted:

uuuuuugggggh why is this happening?

NHL to make special announcement in China Wednesday

i get the feeling china is going to ruin my favorite sport

gently caress yeah, time to bring a real sport to China because Badminton shouldn't count.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Darkman Fanpage posted:

uuuuuugggggh why is this happening?

NHL to make special announcement in China Wednesday

i get the feeling china is going to ruin my favorite sport

Imagine a team that is only goons, no Crosby or Gretzky ever, no one that even thinks of making a shot on goal, one guy that doesn't even carry a stick with him onto the ice and wears MMA gloves instead of hockey ones

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
I think China has some excellent players to bring to the NHL. Here's what happened when the Chinese u18 team played the Taiwanese one a few days ago:

quote:

Taiwan notched their third win at the Under-18 World Championship in Taipei yesterday — defeating Bulgaria 4-2 — a day after their encounter against China turned nasty seconds after the game finished 4-0 in favor of the visitors.

China lead Division III, undefeated through four games after their 12-0 dismantling of New Zealand yesterday, but they won no friends after China forward Wang Ziqiao (王梓喬) appeared to deliberately skate into a Taiwan player after the final siren in their game on Friday.

A melee resulted, with sticks scattered over the ice as players traded blows and bottles, and even a chair, were thrown into the rink.

Video footage showed China defenseman Cui Yunjie throwing the chair back over the glass into an area where spectators can walk.

As the referees struggled to regian control, some of the China team skated to mid-ice, where they unfurled a Chinese national flag and gesticulated toward the crowd until being ushered to the bench.

Reports said that the China players were furious with spectators for shouting at them to “go back to China.”

Taiwanese linesman Chantal Liao, who was not officiating, but was a photographer at the game, described the situation as a “vicious circle.”
China were angry about the spectators yelling, so they hit our [Taiwan] player, causing the spectators to yell more,” she said.

Wang and fellow China forward Wang Jing (王京) were penalized and suspended for one game for their roles in the fracas.

The game itself was a fractious affair, with 18 penalties shared between the two sides before the two after the siren.
China were on the receiving end, penalized 12 times in regulation time, including all six that were handed out in the second period, for throwing a stick or any object, delaying the game, boarding, misconduct and too many men on the ice.

Taiwan are second-equal among the six teams, adding wins over Turkey, 8-1 on Tuesday, and New Zealand, 3-2 on Wednesday, to yesterday’s result. Israel also have three wins after beating Turkey 6-2 yesterday, while Bulgaria have one and New Zealand none.

The final round of games is on tomorrow at the Taipei Annex Arena, with China to play Turkey in the first game, Bulgaria taking on New Zealand and Taiwan to play Israel in the last game, which is to begin at 8pm.

http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/front/archives/2017/03/26/2003667487

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
It's curious that China so rarely has a competitive boxer in the Olympics but to a celestial what is the point of throwing a punch in a sport where that is allowed? How exactly does one gain face by show the clever when so many physical forms of autistic screeching are actually not cheating?

If you cannot cheat and do so in a repellent, destructive way then what motivation remains to act at all?

raton fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Mar 30, 2017

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

As the referees struggled to regian control, some of the China team skated to mid-ice, where they unfurled a Chinese national flag and gesticulated toward the crowd until being ushered to the bench.


lol

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
What the gently caress is that oil they put on Chinese food that makes your tongue all numb, greasy feeling and ruins flavors for a while? I had dinner with my sister at some spot she was raving about and three oily bites in my taste buds broke. Kind of vinegary too.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Glenn Quebec posted:

What the gently caress is that oil they put on Chinese food that makes your tongue all numb, greasy feeling and ruins flavors for a while? I had dinner with my sister at some spot she was raving about and three oily bites in my taste buds broke. Kind of vinegary too.

It's gutter oil and novocaine.

Vesi
Jan 12, 2005

pikachu looking at?

Glenn Quebec posted:

What the gently caress is that oil they put on Chinese food that makes your tongue all numb, greasy feeling and ruins flavors for a while? I had dinner with my sister at some spot she was raving about and three oily bites in my taste buds broke. Kind of vinegary too.

Sichuan pepper

quote:

Sichuan pepper's unique aroma and flavour is not hot or pungent like black, white, or chili peppers. Instead, it has slight lemony overtones and creates a tingly numbness in the mouth (caused by its 3% of hydroxy alpha sanshool) that sets the stage for hot spices. According to Harold McGee in On Food and Cooking, they are not simply pungent; "they produce a strange, tingling, buzzing, numbing sensation that is something like the effect of carbonated drinks or of a mild electric current (touching the terminals of a nine-volt battery to the tongue). Sanshools appear to act on several different kinds of nerve endings at once, induce sensitivity to touch and cold in nerves that are ordinarily nonsensitive, and so perhaps cause a kind of general neurological confusion."

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Glenn Quebec posted:

What the gently caress is that oil they put on Chinese food that makes your tongue all numb, greasy feeling and ruins flavors for a while? I had dinner with my sister at some spot she was raving about and three oily bites in my taste buds broke. Kind of vinegary too.

Sichuan pepper?

e: god drat, I even posted a minute earlier going by timestamps

that's some pro ping sniping there

Private Speech fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Mar 30, 2017

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible

Glenn Quebec posted:

I kanrenao'd so hard today at a Chinese couple being sweet to each other outrageous. Usually it's no emotion or a seething cold fury at each other.

i enjoy husbands/wives regularly dropping off their spouses by car at a shop/subway station and the partner just getting out and closing the door without ever looking at them. like seriously they pay more attention to a taxi/uber driver than to their spouse


BONGHITZ posted:

As the referees struggled to regian control, some of the China team skated to mid-ice, where they unfurled a Chinese national flag and gesticulated toward the crowd until being ushered to the bench.

lol

This is some corny poo poo that bad guys do in pro-wrestling to make child fans angry


Edit:
"creates a tingly numbness in the mouth (caused by its 3% of hydroxy alpha sanshool) that sets the stage for hot spices"

haha okay ive got some spicy food youre going to love. just take this piece of sandpaper and swipe it across your tongue a few times first, itll really set the stage for this spice, trust me

LentThem fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Mar 30, 2017

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
That pepper loving sucks and ruined my twice fried pork or whatever.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
It also made drinking water lovely. Like, I thought Sichuan food was supposed to be excellent

Vesi
Jan 12, 2005

pikachu looking at?
I think the peppers are fine, good with fried long beans for example, as long as you don't eat the whole pepper husks themselves

Vesi fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Mar 30, 2017

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible

Glenn Quebec posted:

That pepper loving sucks and ruined my twice fried pork or whatever.

my argument against sichuan peppercorns as spicy food is because of stuff like "and so perhaps cause a kind of general neurological confusion"

its similar to the argument "this show/movie is HILARIOUS if you get high first"

if you have to blindside yourself with some neurological confusion to get any enjoyment out of a food/show, then that food/show is boring poo poo

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnthkcVXTEk

xinyiquan6664 days ago
its match between mainland china vs chinese taipei, there is no loving taiwan name in anywhere of world

Stewart Glen
Really? I am sitting in Taiwan right now. Free to be me.

xinyiquan6662 days ago
you sitting in ROC, republic of china now, you fucken deluded albino rat

ayyyyyy lmao

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
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canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!
I think Szechuan peppercorns are great and provide a really interesting tasting experience. In moderation. I went to a Szechuan restaurant having never really had it before and ordered 4 or so dishes that all had generous amounts of Szechuan peppercorn. They were all individually really good, but after a while the numbing effect added up and everything just tasted the same. Probably best to get only a couple of dishes that have it and get a fairly neutral vegetable dish and some white rice alongside them instead.

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angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
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