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Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa

well poo poo. we better trade bergeron to the panthers so he can win it

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fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
https://twitter.com/dcsportsbog/status/847170007385681921

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



Ottawa fans can be just as lovely and insufferable as any other Canadian fans, it's just that there are way less of them

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/drosennhl/status/847191403948118017

Good. I can't wait to see what lovely players get protected and which good players don't get protected.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Nobody likes Ottawa.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
I'm a proud and heroic Ottawa Senators fan.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Kilza posted:

https://twitter.com/drosennhl/status/847191403948118017

Good. I can't wait to see what lovely players get protected and which good players don't get protected.

I wanna see who Ken Holland protects and how much of RWAS gets upset about it.

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
I'm a Leafs fan but even I think the fans would be insufferable if the Leafs won the cup. I think Montreal fans and Toronto fans are probably the most obnoxious of the Canadian teams when they're successful. That said, I'm fine with Leafs fans being hated (moreso) if it means the Leafs win the cup! I think if a team is successful enough they get hated anyway so, whatever.

DuhSal fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Mar 30, 2017

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
I stopped going to the Bell Centre 3 years ago because I can't stand the crowd. And the ticket prices.

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Spring Break My Heart posted:

I'm a proud and heroic Ottawa Senators fan.

Jonathan Pitre's forum account spotted

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
I stopped going to Bell Centre because I don't live in Montreal.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
I've only been to Ottawa games the past couple years when I got free tickets. I have some good ones next week against the Wings and am going to take my son to his first pro hockey game. He's 8 and does not give a gently caress about hockey but when he deigns to care he cheers for his mom's team, the habs.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

yellowcar posted:

Nobody likes Ottawa.

And few like the Senators.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Pending school board approval, David Clarkson is the new head coach of the Upper Arlington High School varsity boys' hockey team.

I think he realizes the writing is on the wall.

e- In case you think I'm making this up:
https://twitter.com/Aportzline/status/847156153410838528

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Mar 30, 2017

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



I don't even care if they cancel sports.

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
Is it because MAF is starting? checking

e: yep

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Suspicious posted:

Is it because MAF is starting? checking

e: yep

Here's a renactment for you:



also it's hilarious how many results you get when you search "maf beach ball".

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Who was the first beach ball gif? I wanna say Cloutier

The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
Pens should 100% throw the rest of their games. They have two against NYR left, and I want them both to look like that hilarious badminton match from the last Olympics where both teams were trying to lose.

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

Scaramouche posted:

Who was the first beach ball gif? I wanna say Cloutier

Yep. But that one's not my favorite.

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AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Jordan7hm posted:

I've only been to Ottawa games the past couple years when I got free tickets. I have some good ones next week against the Wings and am going to take my son to his first pro hockey game. He's 8 and does not give a gently caress about hockey but when he deigns to care he cheers for his mom's team, the habs.

Get there early and take him down close for warmups.

LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS
Tyson Jost has signed with the Avs, he did this not too long ago.

https://twitter.com/BarSouthNCelly/status/835537997634338816

I'm very excited to see him play. Might be one of the few highlights for this disaster of a season.

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av
N: http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/nhl-standings-power-rankings-honest-slogans-edition/

V: alternate Leafs slogan: Veterans don't want to play for Babs because he requires them to not suck

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/video/chelios-veteran-free-agents-didn-t-want-to-play-for-babcock~1088888

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

Scaramouche posted:

Who was the first beach ball gif? I wanna say Cloutier

I dunno about first, but Lalime was certainly one of the first.

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

I dunno Babcock loves Polak and Hunwick and they definitely suck. I suspect Babcock probably just has a very apt last name.

ImplicitAssembler
Jan 24, 2013

So, how long before Tkachuk is suspended again?

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




There is a very good chance the Avalanche do not win another game this season.

Soft Shell Crab
Apr 12, 2006

LumpyGumby posted:

Tyson Jost has signed with the Avs, he did this not too long ago.


First guy didn't have a stick. Second one didn't know how to use his.

LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

Soft Shell Crab posted:

First guy didn't have a stick. Second one didn't know how to use his.

I need this.



Please don't take this away from me.

Soft Shell Crab
Apr 12, 2006

You already have bunch of these flashy guys in your 20 win/season team. You need someone who can break some fingers and call it a standard hockey play immediately after.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Soft Shell Crab posted:

You already have bunch of these flashy guys in your 20 win/season team. You need someone who can break some fingers and call it a standard hockey play immediately after.

Last I checked, Crosby is staying with the Pens.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

iospace posted:

Last I checked, Crosby is staying with the Pens.

He really is the best.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

nucks-kings sounds like a godawful game so good on bettman for shipping that turd to china

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

hifi posted:

nucks-kings sounds like a godawful game so good on bettman for shipping that turd to china

They're preseason hockey games too, just to add extra... I'm going to go ahead and call it "diarrhoea" to the bowl.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Would it be gauche to make a joke about Vancouver being the home team?

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
very cool of the NHL to send Canucks players and Drew Doughty to get smog lung

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Jamwad Hilder posted:

very cool of the NHL to send Canucks players and Drew Doughty to get smog lung

Lombardi's getting more creative with ways to get out of those long term contracts.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
21st century smallpox blankets. Assuming anyone shows up to get the mumps.

Deltron 3030
Jul 23, 2006

I submit that you took that baseball, stashed it in your unusually large vagina, and walked right on out of here!
Penguins tanking to try to "catch" the Rangers for 1st Wildcard?

Go-go Gadget ridiculous seeding.

No one in the Atlantic has even clinched yet...

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Deltron 3030 posted:

No one in the Atlantic has even clinched yet...

wait, seriously? *googles*




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