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RareAcumen posted:Something about this doll feels unsettling and reminds me of Nic Cage.  Baronjutter posted:All the fat people I know share a common "uhg.. I just don't like water" trait. They drink children's sugar drinks all day despite being adults. "Traditional" Chinese "Medicine" holds that drinking water makes you fat.  When people talked about being fat with water in Dune I didn't take it seriously, but now glorious PRC has shown me the truth! 
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Thin Privilege posted:Many pages ago but having gone to art school, these people exist in real life, and there are many of them. I'm sure they do but that is genuinely a troll blog.
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I'm 50 pages in and this poo poo is cringe with makeup on. That makes it strangely ok. Carry on.
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Thin Privilege posted:Many pages ago but having gone to art school, these people exist in real life, and there are many of them. Phe has found per true kintype though, I mean, I wish I was that happy and certain in life 
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Hmm I fatfingered something on the last page of this thread and my computer opened this tab and I am not quite sure why because I don't see a link to it on the last page. Am I going crazy? Am I going blind? Is my computer self aware?  
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:
no drinking cold water in the morning because it's poison drink lots of hot water throughout the day, it will help you lose weight because you metabolise more when it's warm but don't drink hot water if you are pregnant, because you'll boil the unborn baby drinking cold water after food will coagulate your cells and prevent them from digesting food properly, that's why you'll be fat (i wish i was kidding) also if you don't like the taste of water, easiest thing is to either (1) get one of those bottles with a tea filter, drink tea WITHOUT sugar/milk/honey all the time or (2) get one of those bottles with an infuser, throw some lime/lemon and some sliced cucumbers, throw it in the fridge. mix cut berries/mint for better taste. basically water is loving great, drink water nerds
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The Saddest Rhino posted:but don't drink hot water if you are pregnant, because you'll boil the unborn baby What about if you're gregnant?
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beato posted:Extremely I would almost venture to say that's maggot therapy. Short version is that they purposely put a certain type of maggot in a wound, and they'll eat the infection, leaving the healthy tissue alone. It's being praised for how well it works, too. maggot therapy
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Mar 30, 2017 12:10
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Maggot therapy, like a nuclear reactor, is something that works great and I don't want to be anywhere near.
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this is a heavyset woman in a parking lot lifting her dress to expose her rear end while pointing at dicks
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Sponge Baathist posted:this is a heavyset woman in a parking lot lifting her dress to expose her rear end while pointing at dicks Hmm, you weren't lying
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Sponge Baathist posted:this is a heavyset woman in a parking lot lifting her dress to expose her rear end while pointing at dicks The sickest burn in my elementary school was "Your mom went to Dick's to get as clip-on!" A clip-on dick, I guess. The girl who came up with that gem also convinced everyone that her sister bought fake sperm at a drugstore and put it in her uterus.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Drinking a ton of water is extremely dangerous. (Even if you don't literally mean a ton.) I think this is the gooniest thing I've ever read.
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Pastry of the Year posted:Maggot therapy, like a nuclear reactor, is something that works great and I don't want to be anywhere near. You're probably better off living near a nuclear power plant than a coal one to be honest. Way better off.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:What about if you're gregnant? Or, or, pregananant?!?
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But all that green radioactive smoke billowing out the top of those giant smokestacks! 
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Fathis Munk posted:Hmm I fatfingered something on the last page of this thread and my computer opened this tab and I am not quite sure why because I don't see a link to it on the last page. Am I going crazy? Am I going blind? Is my computer self aware? Do not question God's gifts
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loving broads, not getting pregnant with literally millions of babies.  His analogy doesn't even make sense within itself.
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Selklubber posted:I think this is the gooniest thing I've ever read. Why? Water is great until there's too much in you, and then you die. This can literally happen. I forget the name of it, and it's an extreme thing to happen, but it's still a thing.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Why? Water is great until there's too much in you, and then you die. This can literally happen. I forget the name of it, and it's an extreme thing to happen, but it's still a thing. Its just water poisoning. Too much water and too little electrolytes (either because you are exerting yourself or are just drinking way too much) will kill you. Happens to marathon runners and ecstasy users.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Why? Water is great until there's too much in you, and then you die. This can literally happen. I forget the name of it, and it's an extreme thing to happen, but it's still a thing. Water Intoxication.
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a lady out here in CA died from it trying to win a Wii on a radio show http://www.nbcnews.com/id/16614865/ns/us_news-life/t/woman-dies-after-water-drinking-contest/
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I feel like these are all pretty extreme examples and not really pertinent to the average goon. Maybe I just don't drink enough water, I dunno.
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Yeah water poisoning is a thing that exists but that doesn't mean it's dangerous to tell people to drink a lot of water. Our bodies need a lot of water and most people are at least slightly dehydrated in their every day lives. You can find a case of people killing themselves with anything people need to be healthy if you overdo it. Doesn't mean you should for example never get vitamin D from sunlight just because skin cancer exists.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Why? Water is great until there's too much in you, and then you die. This can literally happen. I forget the name of it, and it's an extreme thing to happen, but it's still a thing. Hyponatremia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyponatremia I remember that a cop in DC died as a result of it. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/08/10/AR2005081001460.html
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Yeah, instead of drinking 12 litres of water a day, which may kill you, better drink 12 litres of fizzy drinks and coffee. Better safe than sorry!
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purple death ray posted:Our bodies need a lot of water and most people are at least slightly dehydrated in their every day lives. Actually nah http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/8glasses.asp quote:“The notion that there is widespread dehydration has no basis in medical fact,” says Dr. Robert Alpern, dean of the medical school at the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center in Dallas.
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the surgeon that performed my colonectomies and is head of the surgical review board at two local hospitals vehemently disagrees i mean jmcrofts are you like a spokesperson against Big Water or something 'drink more water' is never not good advice
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Efexeye posted:the surgeon that performed my colonectomies and is head of the surgical review board at two local hospitals vehemently disagrees I'm a spokesperson for "stop blindly repeating 'conventional wisdom' that has no basis in fact"
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oh well i'm a spokesperson for 'here is my personal experience' i mean if you want to get diverticulitis in your 60's because your dry rear end fecal matter is tearing up your colon, feel free to live on the water you get from coffee or whatever
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cash crab posted:Beer is a soft drink Actually it is a hard drink
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Sponge Baathist posted:this is a heavyset woman in a parking lot lifting her dress to expose her rear end while pointing at dicks "Heavyset" is being kind. I ran an ultra last year and drank only water for the first 40 or so miles. When my vision started going, I thought I was going to have to drop out of the race, but I stopped at a medic station where they gave me table salt and a) I have never tasted anything so delicious, and b) I leapt out of the chair like Popeye on spinach and ran the next few miles like it was nothing. I hadn't drunk too much water, but I'd drunk water while losing a lot of salt, which leads to the same result. It's nothing to gently caress around with, for sure.
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Maggie Fletcher posted:"Heavyset" is being kind. When I'm feeling all lovely I generally take it as a sign to both eat something salty + a drink to go with it, usually tea.
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I guess it's anecdotal evidence but I was told that most people are a little bit dehydrated by a nurse at a clinic that does physicals and her job was to test people's urine for health issues so I guess I assumed she knew what she was talking about. Maybe there's a lot of dehydrated people in my city or something and we are not representative of larger trends. Still unless you are a marathon runner or can't process liquids properly the amount of water you'd have to drink to give yourself water poisoning is more than most people can even stomach in the time it would take you to piss it out. And most people are getting way too much sodium anyway because our diets are so terrible. Just drink some loving water it's good for you.
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:Actually it is a hard drink No, it is for little babies Anyways 
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cash crab posted:No, it is for little babies Gesù Cristo!  RE waterchat (this guy's entire channel is awesome): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbHp7cu2Ubk
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