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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
Fast Times at Weeaboo High

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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
This is my pillow, this is my gun,
Kinda for sleeping
Mostly for fun

Yuna and Kevin were layin' in bed
Yuna turned to Kevin this is what she said:

*anime sex noises*

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
there's prolly jizz on all those pillows

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
pictured: gbs prom

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Moridin920 posted:

there's prolly jizz on all those pillows

Probably?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

phasmid posted:

This is my pillow, this is my gun,
Kinda for sleeping
Mostly for fun

Yuna and Kevin were layin' in bed
Yuna turned to Kevin this is what she said:

*anime sex noises*

:five:

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


Most likely because they couldn't bring their cum vases on the vacation due to the 3-1-1 liquids rule.

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

phasmid posted:

This is my pillow, this is my gun,
Kinda for sleeping
Mostly for fun

Yuna and Kevin were layin' in bed
Yuna turned to Kevin this is what she said:

*anime sex noises*

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

phasmid posted:

This is my pillow, this is my gun,
Kinda for sleeping
Mostly for fun

Yuna and Kevin were layin’ in bed
Yuna turned to Kevin this is what she said:

*anime sex noises*

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Guavatin
Mar 30, 2017

I think my tongues trying to kill me
I bet those girls are frothing for some of that anime pussy

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
It's not pedophilia if it's a pillow

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
The second coming also saw the return of the three wise men

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





TheSpamalope posted:

It's not pedophilia if it's a pillow

Those are 300 year old vampires, don't be insensitive.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

phasmid posted:

This is my pillow, this is my gun,
Kinda for sleeping
Mostly for fun

Yuna and Kevin were layin' in bed
Yuna turned to Kevin this is what she said:

*anime sex noises*

lol

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

a misanthrope posted:

Fast Times at Weeaboo High

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"Christ, what an rear end in a top hat"

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
[NOW I AM BECOME DEATH THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS]

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

"Oh wow look at those cool, hot guys! I'm so jealous of their sexy girlfriends!"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"Mom, hurry up and take the picture!"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"These pillows are stuffed with the corpses of real women so really it's the best of both worlds."

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer


Actually being married is great. A wife is like a best friend you can have sex with. It's really more the friendship aspect of marriage that is what makes it worthwhile, as opposed to the sex.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"I'm Somethingawful forums poster Applewhite"

The twist? It's one of the pillows talking.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"Beep Boop! Take us to your leader!"

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Trunko posted:



Actually being married is great. A wife is like a best friend you can have sex with. It's really more the friendship aspect of marriage that is what makes it worthwhile, as opposed to the sex.

lol

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Applewhite posted:

"Beep Boop! Take us to your leader!"

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Trunko posted:



Actually being married is great. A wife is like a best friend you can have sex with. It's really more the friendship aspect of marriage that is what makes it worthwhile, as opposed to the sex.

heehehehehe

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Are we allowed to submit our own photos for captioning or is the thread exclusively about the OP photo?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
I’ve been attending college in Santa Barbara for about two and a half years now. And in those two and a half years I have experienced nothing but loneliness and misery. And my problem is girls. There are so many beautiful girls here, but none of them give me a chance. And I don’t know why. I don’t know why you girls are so repulsed by me. It doesn’t make sense. I do everything I can to appear attractive to you. I dress nice. I am sophisticated.

I am magnificent. I have a nice car, a BMW, well, nicer than 90% of the people in my college. Um, you know, I am polite. I am the ultimate gentleman. And yet you girls never give me a chance. I don’t know why. You know…

I put a lot of effort into dressing nice. These – these sunglasses here, they were $300 dollars. Giorgio Armani. So I’ll put them on. See?

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Applewhite posted:

Are we allowed to submit our own photos for captioning or is the thread exclusively about the OP photo?

:justpost:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Applewhite posted:

Are we allowed to submit our own photos for captioning or is the thread exclusively about the OP photo?

do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law

go nuts


Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I was just asking hypothetically. I didn't have a specific pic in mind.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Applewhite posted:

I was just asking hypothetically. I didn't have a specific pic in mind.

ok i got one


caption this photo:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

a misanthrope posted:

ok i got one


caption this photo:



Burquini styles get crazier every year.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"Christ, what an rear end in a top hat"

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
"The rich vs. poor in Trump's America"

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Applewhite posted:

Burquini styles get crazier every year.

lol



ok caption this gif

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

a misanthrope posted:

lol



ok caption this gif



"Boston Dynamics"

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

What happens in Zurich stays in Zurich, OP!

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Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
I recognize that place, its in my country. Its an old train station that is now used as an event hall and hosts art galleries. Fuckin weaboos man.

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