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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Yinlock posted:

eat 3 meals a day instead of constantly

there done

since it's easter season right now amazon will sell you a 5 lb bag of gummybears for like $9

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

(it's harder than it sounds i know but it actually is that simple)

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




i dont make food i just glue old magazines to a horse and have it run down my throat

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Big Fat Iguana posted:

Crash diets slow down your metabolism :laffo: @ anyone who does them to lose weight

People who do them long term are a mystery to me. Even the more lunatic monks who spend thousands of years mastering fasting didn't do that poo poo

Yinlock posted:

(it's harder than it sounds i know but it actually is that simple)

Hmmmmm, don't see that becoming a bestseller sorry

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Eating jack in the box tacos rn

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED
I'm going to try and put ten pounds on in a month ugh so much eating to be done

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Epic High Five posted:

ur point that people can do either as it pleases them is well taken and I agree

if someone wants to chime in for losing 10 pounds a year by jogging but still scarfing down a pound of simple carbs a day via shakes and fruits they're more than welcome to. I can only speak for what works for me and what I enjoy

you should eat smaller portions so that you can eat fruits and bread again since people have been doing that for as long as we were people and that works p well for us

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




all my protein all my fiber all my trace selenium, bing bong

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



H.P. Hovercraft posted:

you should eat smaller portions so that you can eat fruits and bread again since people have been doing that for as long as we were people and that works p well for us

I eat like 2 pounds of veggies a day

what do fruits offer that veggies don't aside from sugar

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

I'm going to try and put ten pounds on in a month ugh so much eating to be done

that's only an extra 16 medium pizzas a month!

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

This will be me in 15 min

https://i.imgur.com/mxJ47F7.gifv

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Squizzle posted:

all my protein all my fiber all my trace selenium, bing bong

dn't forget the trace rubidium

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




noice

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Epic High Five posted:

I eat like 2 pounds of veggies a day

what do fruits offer that veggies don't aside from sugar

they cure scurvy and autism

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED
Yesterday I ate a burger and fries for breakfast butter chicken for lunch and half a pepperoni pizza for dinner and lost weight ugh

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

Goongrats

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
scurvy is s myth invented by dole

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I jack off bulls like the Red Ranger. Protein city!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Bip Roberts posted:

I jack off bulls like the Red Ranger. Protein city!

squizzle is this canon?

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I just like eating a lot so I just make sure I have good poo poo to eat instead of whatever greasy trash between sugar bread I can find.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

Yesterday I ate a burger and fries for breakfast butter chicken for lunch and half a pepperoni pizza for dinner and lost weight ugh

two of those things are not kosher

that's terrible for the most important thing of all: your spiritual health

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



basically my broader point is that if you can't go 36 hours without food without breaking down like a cuck u need to train urself harder

AND NO YOU CAN'T STUFF YOURSELF FULL OF ADDERALL THE WHOLE TIME

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

this is the worst thing i've ever seen

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
im so inactive i can put on ten pounds in a week you lightweights. the ennui gain system.

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
https://mobile.twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/847323931602075648

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Schnorkles posted:

The U.S. chess championship started today.

you can watch the today nad the live videos here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=channel?UCM-ONC2bCHytG2mYtKDmIeA

Chess owns thanks for this heads up Schnork :D

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

two of those things are not kosher

that's terrible for the most important thing of all: your spiritual health

Hell is what you make it here on planet earth

11 years gently caress

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Squizzle posted:

i dont make food i just glue old magazines to a horse and have it run down my throat

Need this in power ramger gif format

FCKGW
May 21, 2006



Two of these bad boys for a buck and change. Can't beat that.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
pls don't eat glue squizzle

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Like that except dressed in red and the pole is attached to the bull.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUoyC3N76W4

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

FCKGW posted:



Two of these bad boys for a buck and change. Can't beat that.

hope ur dipping that bad boy in the buttermilk ranch like a real american male

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



🎶🎶Remember Mrs. Lot and when

she turned

around🎶🎶

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
eat whatever you want and then, die

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



i also love guns and soiclaism

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao


r/the_donald doxxed by the donald is the best tasting piss in this whole punchbowl

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

since it's easter season right now amazon will sell you a 5 lb bag of gummybears for like $9

LA Beast, is that you?

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



doxxxed in the butt by /r/thedonalds choice of candidate buckaroo

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