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SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Jimmy Carter posted:

https://twitter.com/ChevreBoueri/status/846862126589362179/

that guy has a giant banner of someone elses tweet

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Davethulhu: Aug 12, 2003; Morbid Hound

SmokaDustbowl posted:

that guy has a giant banner of someone elses tweet

Twitter's official banner should be a dril tweet

# ? Mar 30, 2017 08:27

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

echinopsis posted:

an english translation of a biblical name

turns out there wasnt actually a matthew, mark, luke, or john, in like 30ad

lucifer is latin you dope

# ? Mar 30, 2017 08:40

NeoHentaiMaster: Jul 13, 2004; More well adjusted then you'd think.

echinopsis posted:

an english translation of a biblical name

turns out there wasnt actually a matthew, mark, luke, or john, in like 30ad

From what I understand, the gospels do not even say there was. In the context of the greek genre they were written the name is supposed to be taken as 'one or more anonymous authors wrote this story down as told by another anonymous source they called "this"'. The authors of Luke and John even explicitly say they aren't eye witnesses and are just repeating the story from other sources, although there's clear evidence that both are lying about their sources and intent. Also, the 'they called "this"' part may have been added several decades after the gospels had been in circulation as a way of making them more authoritative compared others circulating by that point. The idea they were the names of actual disciples of Jesus is a later invention/assumption.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 08:52

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

NeoHentaiMaster posted:

From what I understand, the gospels do not even say there was. In the context of the greek genre they were written the name is supposed to be taken as 'one or more anonymous authors wrote this story down as told by another anonymous source they called "this"'. The authors of Luke and John even explicitly say they aren't eye witnesses and are just repeating the story from other sources, although there's clear evidence that both are lying about their sources and intent. Also, the 'they called "this"' part may have been added several decades after the gospels had been in circulation as a way of making them more authoritative compared others circulating by that point. The idea they were the names of actual disciples of Jesus is a later invention/assumption.

Bible.... unfounded and based on hearsay? #wow #whoa

# ? Mar 30, 2017 09:01

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

spankmeister posted:

Bible.... unfounded and based on hearsay? #wow #whoa

It's okay... the future generations will just take the big picture meaning out of it all

# ? Mar 30, 2017 09:03

lifetime supply of Pocky: Aug 19, 2003

NeoHentaiMaster posted:

From what I understand, the gospels do not even say there was. In the context of the greek genre they were written the name is supposed to be taken as 'one or more anonymous authors wrote this story down as told by another anonymous source they called "this"'. The authors of Luke and John even explicitly say they aren't eye witnesses and are just repeating the story from other sources, although there's clear evidence that both are lying about their sources and intent. Also, the 'they called "this"' part may have been added several decades after the gospels had been in circulation as a way of making them more authoritative compared others circulating by that point. The idea they were the names of actual disciples of Jesus is a later invention/assumption.

I also share your weird hobby of reading bible academics and their slapfights. And everything you describe is as secure as facts come in that field. The copies of letters from apostolic fathers we have are full of early church bigwigs making goofy-rear end guesses as to whose name to invent and put on which gospel.

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axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

sad Clippy

# ? Mar 30, 2017 09:31

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

someone edit VALVULA GENERAL to MAKE WINDOWS GREAT AGAIN

# ? Mar 30, 2017 09:33

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Which episode of Star Wars was General Valvula in again?

# ? Mar 30, 2017 09:34

NeoHentaiMaster: Jul 13, 2004; More well adjusted then you'd think.

spankmeister posted:

Bible.... unfounded and based on hearsay? #wow #whoa

I'm sure a lot of people have this idea, but I think a lot don't realize just how overt it is in the gospels themselves.

lifetime supply of Pocky posted:

I also share your weird hobby of reading bible academics and their slapfights.

The most important thing you need to know about secular biblical studies is that there is simultaneous consensus that there was some historical ordinary man Jesus that started the religion, while at the same time consensus that the methodology used to reach to that conclusion was terrible and half based on things taught to them by fundamentalist teachers that they never bothered to double check were actually true.

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cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNYXAKqOtjo

# ? Mar 30, 2017 10:55

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

NeoHentaiMaster posted:

From what I understand, the gospels do not even say there was. In the context of the greek genre they were written the name is supposed to be taken as 'one or more anonymous authors wrote this story down as told by another anonymous source they called "this"'. The authors of Luke and John even explicitly say they aren't eye witnesses and are just repeating the story from other sources, although there's clear evidence that both are lying about their sources and intent. Also, the 'they called "this"' part may have been added several decades after the gospels had been in circulation as a way of making them more authoritative compared others circulating by that point. The idea they were the names of actual disciples of Jesus is a later invention/assumption.

Actually, its the literal and infallible word of God.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 11:08

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

cinci zoo sniper posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhJA11bRvRc

smartphone-friendly pedestrian crossing pilot project in netherlands

lmao like they'll be looking at anything besides their loving phone

# ? Mar 30, 2017 12:06

The Leck: Feb 27, 2001

vodkat posted:

got a link for more on this ?

i don't know about the demand part, but i've seen a few articles like this: http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-corruption-realestate-idUSKCN0UR2LM20160113

# ? Mar 30, 2017 13:26

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

NeoHentaiMaster posted:

The most important thing you need to know about secular biblical studies is that there is simultaneous consensus that there was some historical ordinary man Jesus that started the religion, while at the same time consensus that the methodology used to reach to that conclusion was terrible and half based on things taught to them by fundamentalist teachers that they never bothered to double check were actually true.

"jesus wasn't real" ~neohentaimaster

# ? Mar 30, 2017 13:45

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

NeoHentaiMaster posted:

The most important thing you need to know about secular biblical studies is that there is simultaneous consensus that there was some historical ordinary man Jesus that started the religion, while at the same time consensus that the methodology used to reach to that conclusion was terrible and half based on things taught to them by fundamentalist teachers that they never bothered to double check were actually true.

I don't know who you've been reading, but no. Ehrman would punch you

# ? Mar 30, 2017 14:05

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Dislike button posted:

Actually, its the literal and infallible word of God.

actually thats

# ? Mar 30, 2017 14:13

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

when i was in my late teens i tried to figure out what consensus if any we had about the provenance of the bible and the literal actual existence of a real person that roughly fits the mold for jesus. although the internet wasn't what it is now i came to the conclusion that the bible was more or less an accumulation of confabulations and edits by people with vested interests, and also that maybe jesus didn't actually exist at all. i also couldn't really prove these things positively, which was ultimately ok, i'm fine with agnosticism and balance of reasonable probabilities etc

the important thing is that even if the bible isn't really what people think it is and jesus wasn't actually factually real in any meaningful way, we still have the subsequent history of the ideology leading us to where we are today and i still have to make the best of things regardless of what i think privately

maybe things have changed in the scholarship over the past couple decades but i really don't care if they have

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Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

axolotl farmer posted:

someone edit VALVULA GENERAL to MAKE WINDOWS GREAT AGAIN

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Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

Video Nasty posted:

but... windows was never great!!

:thejoke:

neither was america, american exceptionalism is a myth, etc etc

# ? Mar 30, 2017 14:35

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Sagebrush posted:

in san francisco you'd probably be treated better wearing that than if you were wearing a similar jacket that said JESUS.

Good.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 14:39

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Cold on a Cob posted:

but... windows was never great!!

neither was america, american exceptionalism is a myth, etc etc

American exceptionalism is actively holding back America from progressing.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 14:44

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Improbable Lobster posted:

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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

https://twitter.com/virginianpilot/status/847423899990081536

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akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

SmokaDustbowl posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czcjU1w-c6k

this is bad

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Meat Beat Agent: Aug 5, 2007; felonious assault with a sproinging boner

https://twitter.com/PREMlUMCONTENT/status/847451253084872706

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fishmech: Jul 16, 2006; by VideoGames; Salad Prong

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Meat Beat Agent: Aug 5, 2007; felonious assault with a sproinging boner

watch bush start a loving anime website

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bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

axolotl farmer posted:

sad Clippy

dont look so down clippy at least u still gettin work

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akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

fishmech posted:

this is amazing

# ? Mar 30, 2017 16:05

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

axolotl farmer posted:

sad Clippy

i was in your mom's valvula general last night iykwim

# ? Mar 30, 2017 16:19

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Kenny Logins posted:

the important thing is that even if the bible isn't really what people think it is and jesus wasn't actually factually real in any meaningful way, we still have the subsequent history of the ideology leading us to where we are today and i still have to make the best of things regardless of what i think privately

what i really like is that nowadays people go "oh the magic man walked around healing people" like that was the notable thing deserving of worship

when in fact that was a somewhat common profession at the time. in context the notable thing of the story is that he didn't charge for his services

# ? Mar 30, 2017 16:24

ClassActionFursuit: Mar 15, 2006

spankmeister posted:

American exceptionalism is actively holding back America from progressing.

if being immune to the passage of time isnt exceptional id like to know what is

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Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

lol @ a bunch of jelly rear end foreigners hating on America

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crusader_complex: Jun 4, 2012

Video Nasty posted:

# ? Mar 30, 2017 16:32

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

what i really like is that nowadays people go "oh the magic man walked around healing people" like that was the notable thing deserving of worship

when in fact that was a somewhat common profession at the time. in context the notable thing of the story is that he didn't charge for his services

excellent point

it's free heal a mate

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Meat Beat Agent: Aug 5, 2007; felonious assault with a sproinging boner

Kenny Logins posted:

it's free heal a mate

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