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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Inspector Hound posted:

I hate the Washington post because i can't cheat past the pay wall with the stop button like the nyt

Incognito mode, friend :c00lbert:

peak it on the downlow like ed balls

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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

https://twitter.com/huntigula/status/847474084489306113

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Aww he thinks the pwesident is his boss :3:

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Anyone else padding their searches in preparation for it all becoming public?

I can't wait for the penis shrinking ads I'll be targeted with.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

I did a thing posted:

I'm habitually under the influence of candaian science fiction.

they are invading us, culturally.

gross

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


If I ever get arrested while Trump is President I intend to use the defense that since Trump is an illegitimate President all U.S. Government is hence illegitimate and they have no right to try me in an illegitimate court of law.

Any lawyers on this thread who can weigh in on my chances?

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
As a sovereign citizen I

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

D1E posted:

If I ever get arrested while Trump is President I intend to use the defense that since Trump is an illegitimate President all U.S. Government is hence illegitimate and they have no right to try me in an illegitimate court of law.

Any lawyers on this thread who can weigh in on my chances?

What's your skin color?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

D1E posted:

If I ever get arrested while Trump is President I intend to use the defense that since Trump is an illegitimate President all U.S. Government is hence illegitimate and they have no right to try me in an illegitimate court of law.

Any lawyers on this thread who can weigh in on my chances?

How rich are you?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

D1E posted:

If I ever get arrested while Trump is President I intend to use the defense that since Trump is an illegitimate President all U.S. Government is hence illegitimate and they have no right to try me in an illegitimate court of law.

Any lawyers on this thread who can weigh in on my chances?

Lol just draw a gun on the arresting cops and save everyone trouble

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

D1E posted:

If I ever get arrested while Trump is President I intend to use the defense that since Trump is an illegitimate President all U.S. Government is hence illegitimate and they have no right to try me in an illegitimate court of law.

Any lawyers on this thread who can weigh in on my chances?

:lol: if you ever allow a cop to put cuffs on you

i'd rather die

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

What's your skin color?

nice rereg, zoux

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

D1E posted:

If I ever get arrested while Trump is President I intend to use the defense that since Trump is an illegitimate President all U.S. Government is hence illegitimate and they have no right to try me in an illegitimate court of law.

Any lawyers on this thread who can weigh in on my chances?

you'd have better luck yelling "MY BERTH CERTIFICATE LISTS ME AS A CORPORATION I REFUSE JOINDER WITH YOU"

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

D1E posted:

If I ever get arrested while Trump is President I intend to use the defense that since Trump is an illegitimate President all U.S. Government is hence illegitimate and they have no right to try me in an illegitimate court of law.

Any lawyers on this thread who can weigh in on my chances?

Local cops are still legit mate

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Al! posted:

nice rereg, zoux

Nice.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

brugroffil posted:

uh isn't the whole point of separate branches that Congress doesn't answer to the President?

lol if you expect reps in congress to have taken a basic civics course

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


euphronius posted:

Local cops are still legit mate

aren't they heavily infested with white supremacists across this fine nation?

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

I did a thing posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ru89S_I6nw

These people are deluded as gently caress.

This is filling me with rage.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Joementum posted:

So they are targeting propaganda at the US during business hours for the Eastern time zone. Very clever, Vlad!!

Might be best if you stick to impressing us with your amazing repertoire of congressional trivia in this instance.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Joementum posted:

I’ll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you’re using here: it didn’t require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn’t earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don’t take any responsibility… for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could and before you even knew what you had you patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you’re selling it. You want to sell it!
                                                                                                        /


you're saying that a group comprised entirely of GOP officials will... legislate?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

petit choux posted:

Might be best if you stick to impressing us with your amazing repertoire of congressional trivia in this instance.

bqhatevwr

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

thrawn527 posted:

This is filling me with rage.

I couldn't watch the entire thing either.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

brugroffil posted:

aren't they heavily infested with white supremacists across this fine nation?

this has always been true and it's never stopped them from being able to arrest people

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


I did a thing posted:

I couldn't watch the entire thing either.

the end is the best part!

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

petit choux posted:

Might be best if you stick to impressing us with your amazing repertoire of congressional trivia in this instance.

Russia did nothing wrong according to good ol Joe

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/70Ceeks/status/847477064127197185

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/brendankoerner/status/847490896803143681

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Joementum posted:

If you have a .edu email address, including alumni addresses, you can create a free account.

Haha i knew i had that rattling around in my head for some reason

Take that, the press

Shab posted:

Incognito mode, friend :c00lbert:

peak it on the downlow like ed balls

Oh my God I'm still an Internet noob after all this time

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

fits my needs posted:

Russia did nothing wrong according to good ol Joe

I have said the opposite of this repeatedly :shrug:

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

I did a thing posted:

I couldn't watch the entire thing either.

Be glad. It gets worse the as you go.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Admiral Ray posted:

this has always been true and it's never stopped them from being able to arrest people

oh legit as in legitimate law enforcement officers, not legit as in good or cool

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


but that's about where dwarfs are supposed to be!

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

brugroffil posted:

the end is the best part!

I skipped to a part of the ending. The loving anchors tried to apologize for trump. "Well, he is trying" or some garbage like that. :suicide:

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

fits my needs posted:

Russia did nothing wrong according to good ol Joe

more like russia did nuthin

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


I did a thing posted:

I skipped to a part of the ending. The loving anchors tried to apologize for trump. "Well, he is trying" or some garbage like that. :suicide:

oh I only saw the edited clip someone posted earlier, I didn't watch the full thing

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

I did a thing posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ru89S_I6nw

These people are deluded as gently caress.

"If I could, I'd give him an A+"
https://twitter.com/infinite_scream/status/847494726173376513

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.

brugroffil posted:

the end is the best part!

it's pretty fun when they get into the insane voter fraud conspiracy theories!

Mythical Moderate
Jul 5, 2002

My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice'.




RUM HAM posted:

How was the hearing? I wanted to listen to the CSPAN stream but I'm not installing lovely-rear end Flash on my PC.

Washington Post live streams all this stuff via YouTube.

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DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters
Lol carter page told fox that hes just being picked on bc his deep ties to russia that go back to the soviet union.

Imagine that being your defense.

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