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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Jmcrofts posted:

I'm a spokesperson for "stop blindly repeating 'conventional wisdom' that has no basis in fact"

Protecting the public from the imminent danger of having to pee slightly more often and staying on the safe side of easily avoided health problems. Godspeed, good man.

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Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
e: eh gently caress it no point continuing a stupid derail



Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Jmcrofts posted:

e: eh gently caress it no point continuing a stupid derail



Hay sperg!
Did you know?
When you do literally anything.
You push the idea of sex with you away from everyone's mind.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

cash crab posted:

No, it is for little babies

Anyways



How is the new Resident Evil game by the way?

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Jmcrofts posted:

e: eh gently caress it no point continuing a stupid derail



"National make-up retailers saw a huge spike in sales this quarter, out-performing projections by..."

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


cash crab posted:

No, it is for little babies

Anyways



loving disgusting ingrown toenail. God I hate those.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Jmcrofts posted:

e: eh gently caress it no point continuing a stupid derail



I know this isn't the PYF Pet Peeve thread, but people taking pictures of themselves with their earbuds or headphones still on bugs me.

I'd also say that the crappy lighting (due in no small part to the hat) would also bug me, but the shadows help obscure him. I'm in favour of that.

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Hay sperg!
Did you know?
When you do literally anything.
You push the idea of sex with you away from everyone's mind.

Sorry he rejected you.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

cash crab posted:

No, it is for little babies

Anyways



love eatin' canned peaches in the tub. love my bathtub peaches.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Pastry of the Year posted:

love eatin' canned peaches in the tub. love my bathtub peaches.

Pretty sure that's soap.

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Nastyman posted:

Pretty sure that's soap.

No it's a small pastry

Carnival of Shrews
Mar 27, 2013

You're not David Attenborough

Pastry of the Year posted:

love eatin' canned peaches in the tub. love my bathtub peaches.

Nastyman posted:

Pretty sure that's soap.

That picture is a still from some yet-more-horrifying sequel to Gummo and nothing can convince me otherwise.

Bonus giant drain-hair ferret:



Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Facebook Aunt posted:

Are you sure you're fat? You are drinking 12 pounds of water every day. Maybe you just need to pee more.

Well, I've got a 48" waist, so, p. sure I'm fat beyond just the water.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Efexeye posted:

oh well i'm a spokesperson for 'here is my personal experience'

i mean if you want to get diverticulitis in your 60's because your dry rear end fecal matter is tearing up your colon, feel free to live on the water you get from coffee or whatever

Instead of drinking water just eat lovely food so you constantly have rear end volcano diarrhea. Not dry at all.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
I really prefer my rear end to emulate a cinder-cone.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Good afternoon to everyone who has been discussing water

Gerblyn
Apr 4, 2007

"TO BATTLE!"
Fun Shoe

Jmcrofts posted:

e: eh gently caress it no point continuing a stupid derail






Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

cash crab posted:

Good afternoon to everyone who has been discussing water



do you believe in the cultural equivalent of rabies because I sort of do

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



lol

I don't know if this is AUG or not but frankly I just sort of love it

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

cash crab posted:


I don't know if this is AUG or not but frankly I just sort of love it



Clearly Gary sold him that truck and told him it was a BMW.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

There's a dude in my town who drives a big old minivan totally COVERED with poo poo like that and conspiracy stuff about HAARP and the mark of the beast and infowars LOOK IT UP along with weird personal drama. He updates it at least every season. I finally saw it parked one day at a very nice apartment building. It makes me really curious how someone so obviously mentally ill can make enough money to also live a pretty normal middle class life. Seen him out shopping too, goes to the expensive supermarket and looks like a totally normal middle aged guy.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




cash crab posted:

Good afternoon to everyone who has been discussing water



AUG family photos will never not be hilarious.

Yeet
Nov 18, 2005

- WE.IGE -
Edit: crap don't know how to embed this one

http://imgur.com/a/1f5ZW

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Yeet posted:

Edit: crap don't know how to embed this one

http://imgur.com/a/1f5ZW

It physically pained me to read that

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!

cash crab posted:

Good afternoon to everyone who has been discussing water



Every time someone speaking to this woman begins a sentence with "You racist-rear end..." (which is probably all the time), in her head she's just like "yes, and"

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

Serperoth posted:

AUG family photos will never not be hilarious.

how did cash crab get yours?

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Baronjutter posted:

There's a dude in my town who drives a big old minivan totally COVERED with poo poo like that and conspiracy stuff about HAARP and the mark of the beast and infowars LOOK IT UP along with weird personal drama. He updates it at least every season. I finally saw it parked one day at a very nice apartment building. It makes me really curious how someone so obviously mentally ill can make enough money to also live a pretty normal middle class life. Seen him out shopping too, goes to the expensive supermarket and looks like a totally normal middle aged guy.

I would love to see his thought process during the update. Just a dude pondering if the new stuff on chemtrails really worth replacing his HAARP stuff, or should he switch to how his ex-wife is REALLY the crazy one?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Yeet posted:

Edit: crap don't know how to embed this one

http://imgur.com/a/1f5ZW


cash crab posted:

It physically pained me to read that


I wonder if there's a German word meaning "when a person unselfconsciously shows what a shallow, egotistical, douchebag that they are"

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Yeet posted:

Edit: crap don't know how to embed this one

http://imgur.com/a/1f5ZW

The background we can see on the picture the guy posted looks uncomfortably like something he took without her knowing.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I wonder if there's a German word meaning "when a person unselfconsciously shows what a shallow, egotistical, douchebag that they are"

Drumpf?

Yeet
Nov 18, 2005

- WE.IGE -

chitoryu12 posted:

The background we can see on the picture the guy posted looks uncomfortably like something he took without her knowing.

I never noticed that. Looks like a classroom? Maybe that one commenter that said "anime club" meant it literally haha

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


cash crab posted:

Good afternoon to everyone who has been discussing water



Right click save-rear end...

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

cash crab posted:

It physically pained me to read that

I don't understand these. Are people supposed to wait around on their phone all day so they can reply quickly?

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

The Saddest Rhino posted:

no drinking cold water in the morning because it's poison

drink lots of hot water throughout the day, it will help you lose weight because you metabolise more when it's warm

but don't drink hot water if you are pregnant, because you'll boil the unborn baby

drinking cold water after food will coagulate your cells and prevent them from digesting food properly, that's why you'll be fat

My relatives who get all of their news exclusively from facebook 100% believe this poo poo among other stupid things. Folk medicine is making a comeback through the internet.

I drink a lot of flavored water because the tap water here tastes like Captain Pollution's piss and I don't really trust it that much since last year there was an accident and whoops, they pumped sewage straight through my entire city's drinking water. Everyone I knew was pretty loving sick for a while and I didn't get a shower until the water stopped being brown.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


derails are something we try to avoid tia

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

cash crab posted:

Good afternoon to everyone who has been discussing water



jizzy sillage
Aug 13, 2006

Khazar-khum posted:

I don't understand these. Are people supposed to wait around on their phone all day so they can reply quickly?

When you're a lonely shut in nerd whose only interactions with the outside world are through phone internet you probably start to assume the rest of society is the same.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Oh, those jeans are great, though.

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Oh, those jeans genes are great, though.

Fixed it for you

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

I love this one. Her look of intent yet abject terror seals it. It's like the people boarding up the house in Night of the Living Dead.

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