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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

exploded mummy posted:

Please don't pretend that robots have feelings

Does this unit have a soul?

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i dont know if robots have feelings, but one thing i know about nier:automata is that i want to feel that robot's rear end

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

dromal phrenia posted:

i dont know if robots have feelings, but one thing i know about nier:automata is that i want to feel that robot's rear end

I didn't know Jerry wrote for Kotaku

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

TheKingslayer posted:

I still think Goldberg is going to get out of the match or somehow win.

The only way this could happen is if he agreed to extend his deal. Given the complaints he's been making about his training regimen, I'd say highly unlikely.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Under the vegetable posted:

if you played it you wouldn't have to pretend that robots had feelings, because you'd know for sure that they do.

Annoying isn't a feeling!

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/847525447651000320

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
List of Goldberg one-on-one matches that went over 10 minutes (with Meltzer's star ratings):

vs. Lesnar, 3/14/2004 *¼
vs. Naoya Ogawa, 1/4/2004
vs. HHH, 11/16/2003 **½
vs. HHH, 9/21/2003 *¾
vs. Jericho, 6/15/2003 ***½
vs. The Rock, 4/27/2003 *¼
vs. Scott Steiner, 9/17/2000 ****¼
vs. Bret Hart, 12/19/1999 **¾
vs. DDP, 4/19/1999 ***¼
vs. Bam Bam Bigelow, 2/21/1999 ½*
vs. Scott Hall, 1/17/1999 ***½
vs. Kevin Nash, 12/27/1998 **¾
vs. DDP, 10/25/1998 ***¼

That's it

TheRico
Mar 1, 2007

*HideoBeingClownedAtTheBattleRoyal.gif*

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

EugeneJ posted:

List of Goldberg one-on-one matches that went over 10 minutes (with Meltzer's star ratings):

vs. Lesnar, 3/14/2004 *¼
vs. Naoya Ogawa, 1/4/2004
vs. HHH, 11/16/2003 **½
vs. HHH, 9/21/2003 *¾
vs. Jericho, 6/15/2003 ***½
vs. The Rock, 4/27/2003 *¼
vs. Scott Steiner, 9/17/2000 ****¼
vs. Bret Hart, 12/19/1999 **¾
vs. DDP, 4/19/1999 ***¼
vs. Bam Bam Bigelow, 2/21/1999 ½*
vs. Scott Hall, 1/17/1999 ***½
vs. Kevin Nash, 12/27/1998 **¾
vs. DDP, 10/25/1998 ***¼

That's it

well if we just disguise scott steiner as brock this could work

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Ho Ho or we riot

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

vs. Scott Steiner, 9/17/2000 ****¼

Woah

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

EugeneJ posted:

List of Goldberg one-on-one matches that went over 10 minutes (with Meltzer's star ratings):

vs. Lesnar, 3/14/2004 *¼
vs. Naoya Ogawa, 1/4/2004
vs. HHH, 11/16/2003 **½
vs. HHH, 9/21/2003 *¾
vs. Jericho, 6/15/2003 ***½
vs. The Rock, 4/27/2003 *¼
vs. Scott Steiner, 9/17/2000 ****¼
vs. Bret Hart, 12/19/1999 **¾
vs. DDP, 4/19/1999 ***¼
vs. Bam Bam Bigelow, 2/21/1999 ½*
vs. Scott Hall, 1/17/1999 ***½
vs. Kevin Nash, 12/27/1998 **¾
vs. DDP, 10/25/1998 ***¼

That's it

The Big Bad Booty Daddy is the man.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


That DICK! posted:

vs. Scott Steiner, 9/17/2000 ****¼

Woah

When you factor in the obvious anti-Goldberg bias that had to exist to give DDP/Goldberg only three and a quarter, Goldberg/Steiner was 6 stars, minimum.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

That DICK! posted:

vs. Scott Steiner, 9/17/2000 ****¼

Woah

It's good - watch it

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2risg_goldberg-vs-scott-steiner_sport

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.

rovert posted:

https://twitter.com/411wrestling/status/847486822405951488 Smackdown because it has AJ Styles, Randy Orton and John Cena

Nakamura vs. Cena is the only match I really want from this run (and that WWE will give any time)

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
What did it say?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I think Nakamura vs Orton would be really fun. Maybe not as a PPV but a Smackdown Live main event.

Also I want to see Nakamura do the YeahOh pose at the same time Bray does his crabwalk thing just one time. They don't have to have a match, just that.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

I thought that telling goons to kill themselves was banned!?

Mods!?

Platypus Farm
Jul 12, 2003

Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!

Do it ironically posted:

If Lesnar and Goldberg work a full match it's going to be awful

I personally hope it's an hour broadway

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

I'm excited for the return of golbergs signature hold, weird side bearhug.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Good lord I hope the show's decent leading up to the main event or the crowd's gonna Wrestlemania 20 the Brock/Goldberg match again.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Mauro should run over JBL with the wcw white hummer. Except like for real

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


Why are you trying to kill me, Chris James 2

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


exploded mummy posted:

I thought that telling goons to kill themselves was banned!?

Mods!?


bradzilla posted:

Why are you trying to kill me, Chris James 2

If that were the goal, VINTAGE would absolutely be "Finish Your Drink"

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Chris James 2 posted:

If that were the goal, VINTAGE would absolutely be "Finish Your Drink"
Taking a shot is worse IMO since "drink" is likely a beer or at worst a mixed drink, and finishing it means you're not drinking a whole thing

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






When it comes time for Cena to propose, he should get down on one knee, raise his arm and then you hear Undertakers "GONG" and Cena rolls his eyes back, thus making him the new Undertaker.

magnum_valentino
Apr 18, 2013
I agree

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Gorn Myson posted:

When it comes time for Cena to propose, he should get down on one knee, raise his arm and then you hear Undertakers "GONG" and the lights go out, and when they come back on Cena's gone

ftfy

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/JRsBBQ/status/847513744532025344

goddamn

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Jesus Christ :smith:

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

why couldn't dolph ziggler have died instead

Skaw
Aug 5, 2004

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

why couldn't dolph ziggler have died instead

Just take him to open mic night at a comedy club, and your wish will be granted.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

why couldn't dolph ziggler have died instead

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Jesus Christ stop loving with JR, God :mad:

Skaw posted:

Just take him to open mic night at a comedy club, and your wish will be granted.

Haha, awesome.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

why couldn't JBL have died instead

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Skaw posted:

Just take him to open mic night at a comedy club, and your wish will be granted.
:lol:

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

:( Oh JR.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Why does the universe hate JIm Ross so much :smith:

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Why does the universe hate JIm Ross so much :smith:

I mean the Fake Razor and Diesel thing wasn't that bad...

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