|
Nostradingus posted:You mean literally every Jewish woman? Exactly! But why does he have such a hate-on for Sarah Silverman? She's his #1 celebrity go-to for his weird definition of "not-a-real-jew" She's not the only celebrity to say maybe Israel should cool it...
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 17:03
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 10, 2024 20:20 |
|
|
That's two Wormbamas in a week for Ramirez.
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 17:04
|
|
1
|
D.N. Nation posted:That's two Wormbamas in a week for Ramirez. Ramirez is going to draw Wormbama until the day he dies
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 17:07
|
|
|
CRITICAL thinking failure here. Never accept information without a filter, not even if it comes from a respectable source. Journalist are neccesary and many of them are hard working people. I can't talk about politics, but every time they talk about science of technology I have to cover my face with my hands and make me embarrased to be a human being. How you can be so *BAD* about stuff. If journalist reporting about politics is half has bad the one of computers, we are lucky they remember the names of people.
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 17:50
|
|
4
|
D.N. Nation posted:The hell is with wingnuts who think mere invocation of Caitlyn Jenner's name constitutes WOCKA WOCKA A-OOGA GUFFAW funny? It's really not that complicated. Caitlyn Jenner is a prominent trans person, and the Republican party hates trans people, just like they hate anybody who's not a straight cis rich white Christian male.
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 18:13
|
|
|
Skippy Granola posted:Exactly! But why does he have such a hate-on for Sarah Silverman? She's his #1 celebrity go-to for his weird definition of "not-a-real-jew" It's probably because she's 1. super explicit about her liberal politics in many ways and 2. self-represents as jewish, so he feels an extra need to push back. I think she's a popular conservative punching bag generally.
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 18:31
|
|
|
Ooh. Whoof. Am I greatly misreading this or is it another "nothing's going on with Russia, quit grasping at straws!" bout of cheerleading? Because if so, great timing on this one, Stiglich.
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 18:32
|
|
|
I don't have the effort to look but I'm guessing at least 80% of these assholes making "OBVIOUSLY anyone wanting an investigation into Russia interfering with a US election is dumb" cartoons made ones about emails and Benghazi being SUPER IMPORTANT.
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 18:38
|
|
|
All I'm saying is a month ago I ate a nothingburger and all of a sudden today I'm completely full. What's The Deal
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 18:40
|
|
|
Kirtchen is the kind of old zionist that is wont to make the stereotypical (but accurate) jokes about how haha jews can't agree about anything! isn't it funny how we argue about everything all the time? But also, if you disagree with him politically you are a blood traitor and an enemy of the Jewish people.
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 18:40
|
|
|
I'm still angry that "Benghazi" got cancelled in favor of this drizzle. 
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 18:41
|
|
|
In a rather strange connection between politoons and other subjects I pay attention to, and some news that probably wouldn't be brought up in the thread on any other given day, it seems that Bill Leak might have been the hoaxer behind one of the more famous "living Tasmanian tiger" claims: https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/tetrapod-zoology/the-ozenkadnook-tiger-photo-revealed-as-a-hoax/
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 18:44
|
|
Pants Donkey posted:I have no idea if it's serious or Poe's Law in action, I'm sure SOMEOME sincerely buys into it, but there's a conspiracy about Australia being a hoax. Like, the literal landmass of Australia being a lie perpetuated by the British to cover up that they just murdered those convicts they claim were dumped off there. If you take flight there, you go to a fake island in like South America or something full of actors. 
|
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 19:13
|
|
|
HAT FETISH posted:Let Me Tell You About Good Keys And Bad Locks What the hell is this?
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 19:15
|
|
|
xthetenth posted:What the hell is this? "A key that opens lots of locks is a good key. A lock that opens for any key is a bad lock." It's a sexist analogy that assumes women are the gatekeepers of sex.
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 19:17
|
|
xthetenth posted:What the hell is this? Something that should elicit a punch in the mouth. Also what Pakled said, yeah.
|
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 19:21
|
|
|
Pakled posted:"A key that opens lots of locks is a good key. A lock that opens for any key is a bad lock." But when a woman won't sleep with *them* they are frigid stuck-up feminists, and, paradoxically, sluts.
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 19:28
|
|
|
Still drawing Wormbama's "I  ME" cup in the Age of Trump.   1 Branco nods approvingly.  2 3 4Those eggs may be too hard for Trump to find.  5Campbell and Telnaes on the same page today.  6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/dec/29/eaten-fish-iranian-asylum-seeker-and-cartoonists-refugee-claim-rejected
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 20:02
|
|
|
The lock/key analogy is best refuted by the pencil/pencil sharpener analogy, as the imagery of sticking your dick into whirling blades is no less than someone who argues it in earnest deserves.
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 20:02
|
|
|
NoEyedSquareGuy posted:
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 20:02
|
|
|
Apropos of nothing, Mr. Fish looks IRL exactly like you think he does
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 20:09
|
|
|
Fulchrum posted:See, this is the difference between First Dog and a bad Mr. Fish. In First Dog there would be as dozen jokes scattered throughout that text, not just redundant text piled on redundant text.
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 20:10
|
|
|
Lord Hydronium posted:Also there would be randomly inserted jokes about cassowaries rather than randomly inserted edgy profanity. Or the dogs making objectively funny freakout faces while a talking packet of ham slices babbles about coal
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 20:19
|
|
|
Reading wordy Fish cartoons is pretty much like reading Subnormality - after a while you just tune out.
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 20:25
|
|
|
From Bulgaria 1  From Latvia 2  From the Netherlands 3  4  From Austria 5  From Austria 6  From Greece 7  From Costa Rica 8 
King Possum III fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Mar 30, 2017 |
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 20:29
|
|
|
I'd would really, really like to know how Branco believes poor plucky Trump is looking out for the middle class.
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 20:33
|
|
|
We'll never know until all these dems are out of the way!
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 20:42
|
|
|
Oxyclean posted:I'd would really, really like to know how Branco believes poor plucky Trump is looking out for the middle class. It's all those dern regulations, strangling the Captains of Industry by preventing them from doing things like dumping waste into drinking water, or forcing their employees to work 16 hour days with no overtime! Once they're all gone, they'll be free to make more money and give it all to the Middle Class! And if we remove those regulations and nothing trickles down, well, CLEARLY it was all the fault of Liberals somehow!
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 20:47
|
|
|
D.N. Nation posted:Apropos of nothing, Mr. Fish looks IRL exactly like you think he does 
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 20:57
|
|
|
Sandpuppy posted:
What a perfect analogy! I approve 110%   Guess which economy is faster, safer, and more efficient? Trump says it's the coal one.
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 21:08
|
|
|
Cat Mattress posted:What a perfect analogy! I approve 110% Remember who couldn't get tickets in first class when coal ruled? A lot of his voters would love to go back to those days, even if they were choking on coal dust.
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 21:10
|
|
|
Can't believe Brexit destroyed the Republic of Ireland entirely.  Guardian:  "Steve Bell on Theresa May triggering article 50 – Prime minister says she will fight for ‘liberal, democratic values of Europe’ as she formally begins Brexit process" Telegraph:  Independent:  Times:  Mail: Mac on... The triggering of Article 50 
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 21:24
|
|
|
Yes, the GOP is utterly incompetent, hypocritical garbage. That's why people vote for the other party you dipshit. Thought those were corncobs at first, disappointing Mr. Fish. Sandpuppy posted:
I hope the Easter Bunny is supposed to be Sean Spicer and not a generic fantasy creature. 
Abyssal Squid fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Mar 30, 2017 |
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 21:52
|
|
4
|
Also I just came back to the thread after ignoring it for like three days, I'm glad to see everyone agrees with me that Rob Smith Jr. is the dumbest motherfucker in the thread and that Branco is #2. Bok is #3, though I'm starting to loath Rick McKee too (he's not especially stupid, just incredibly mean).
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 22:04
|
|
|
Abyssal Squid posted:Bok is #3, though I'm starting to loath Rick McKee too (he's not especially stupid, just incredibly mean). Like basically all of these types, McKee can dish it out but is lousy at taking it. A year ago, a college newspaper decided to stop running syndicated McKee cartoons because they're racist poo poo; manly man McKee naturally responded by drooling and sobbing about MUH FREE SPEECH
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 22:37
|
|
|
Sandpuppy posted:
Ha ha, what kind of idiot thinks you can use a fan to move stuff
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 22:52
|
|
|
McKee is one of the most "gently caress you, tolerance" cartoonists in this thread, and that's saying a lot
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 22:52
|
|
|
Branco's Trump looks like he's dolled up with a bunch of make-up to me.
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 22:59
|
|
Picnic Princess posted:Branco's Trump looks like he's dolled up with a bunch of make-up to me. I mean, you gotta do something when you're putting a bloated corpse on display.
|
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 23:06
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 10, 2024 20:20 |
|
|
Didn't there used to be a stern instruction in the OP advising against arguing over who is in fact The Worst? I assume the topic came up years back before living memory and resulted in three people getting killed and four going lifelong insane.Cloud Potato posted:Telegraph: jesus loving christ Adams if you were drinking the Telegraph Hooray For Brexit kool-aid any faster i'm pretty sure your kidneys would explode or something
|
|
#
?
Mar 30, 2017 23:34
|
|
