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NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
"Moderate" republicans are starting to jump ship. Trump is a democrat again:

https://twitter.com/JoeNBC/status/847525881786585088

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bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

NotWearingPants posted:

"Moderate" republicans are starting to jump ship. Trump is a democrat again:

https://twitter.com/JoeNBC/status/847525881786585088

He's not talking about ISIS, or even Dems!

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

NotWearingPants posted:

"Moderate" republicans are starting to jump ship. Trump is a democrat again:

https://twitter.com/JoeNBC/status/847525881786585088

lmao we are about to officially enter opposite land

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Someone pelase explain the freedom caucus to me because I've never ever heard of those guys 48h before and I feel like I'm missing out on the lols

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

unpacked robinhood posted:

Someone pelase explain the freedom caucus to me because I've never ever heard of those guys 48h before and I feel like I'm missing out on the lols

They're the dudes who want to sit in their towers and throw rubies down at peasants for sport and then hire other peasants to kill anyone who picks up the rubies before they are gathered and returned.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

NotWearingPants posted:

"Moderate" republicans are starting to jump ship. Trump is a democrat again:

https://twitter.com/JoeNBC/status/847525881786585088

scarborough has been saying that "lifelong democrat" line since the primaries

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






unpacked robinhood posted:

Someone pelase explain the freedom caucus to me because I've never ever heard of those guys 48h before and I feel like I'm missing out on the lols

They're basically libertarians, they want no government involvement in anything. They are the reason why Trump was willing to strip even preventive/maternal/a whole both of other basic medical coverage from his bill so it wouldn't fail spectacularly in the House.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
The freedom caucus is mostly tea partiers who thought that the Republican party was too functional and wanted to make sure they didn't accidentally try governing.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Straight White Shark posted:

The freedom caucus is mostly tea partiers who thought that the Republican party was too functional and wanted to make sure they didn't accidentally try governing.

That's an even better way of putting it, thank you.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
they wouldn't vote for the healthcare bill because it wasn't lovely enough

should tell you all you need to know lmao

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Straight White Shark posted:

The freedom caucus is mostly tea partiers who thought that the Republican party was too functional and wanted to make sure they didn't accidentally try governing.

Lmbo

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/847573358912974849

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Romes128 posted:

We're his sources Trump and bannon lol

Past evidence suggests it was just trump calling him up and putting on fake accents

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

cant wait to see more pouting after china explains that they own our economy and debt

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006
https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/847578470142033921

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

thathonkey posted:

cant wait to see more pouting after china explains that they own our economy and debt

im sure there will be lots of pouting when trump explains thats a bunch of worthless paper

a very large fish
Oct 18, 2012

thats a lmao

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

:lol:

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Lol how much do you drink dude the limit for 'tap' is like $100

My credit union hasn't given me a tap debit card yet. :(

Also holy poo poo on Flynn.

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

On one hand a testimony like his would be solid evidence but gently caress that turd for getting immunity.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






quote:

He has made the offer to the FBI and the House and Senate intelligence committees though his lawyer but has so far found no takers, the officials said.

lol

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

On one hand a testimony like his would be solid evidence but gently caress that turd for getting immunity.

important part of article

haljordan posted:

He has made the offer to the FBI and the House and Senate intelligence committees though his lawyer but has so far found no takers, the officials said.

mannerup fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Mar 30, 2017

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


"Alright, you broke me. I crack. I give. I'll tell you everything. I throw myself at your mercy." - said to an empty room as nobody in charge gives a gently caress what you know.

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006
its possible that trump falls on april fools day

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

i lol'ed at Flynn

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

Pajser posted:

its possible that trump falls on april fools day

No its a Saturday and he'll be busy golfing

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

mannerup posted:

important part of article

that means they probably dont need his testimony and could point to them having enough to nail all these assholes gently caress giving them immunity

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Jack-in-the-Bach posted:

No its a Saturday and he'll be busy golfing

well its inevitable he falls golfing

rob ford fell on camera and so will trump

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



thathonkey posted:

that means they probably dont need his testimony and could point to them having enough to nail all these assholes gently caress giving them immunity

That was my assumption. He probably made the offer because he knows he's completely hosed.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
:pray: c'mon high treason charge!

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

haljordan posted:

so it wouldn't fail spectacularly in the House.

thank god that didn't happen!

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

I don't understand this nunes thing, it really is to stupid to be believed

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Flynn flipped.

Holy poo poo.

DeusModus
Nov 25, 2003

I am not Ben Affleck.

uber_stoat posted:

Flynn flipped.

Holy poo poo.

So who's the Keyser Soze among this pack of retards?

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006

DeusModus posted:

So who's the Keyser Soze among this pack of retards?

thats always been Putin

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

uber_stoat posted:

Flynn flipped.

Holy poo poo.

Does this mean that we're going to see some high quality lols in the near future? Lols that will be at the endangered status of the president remaining in power? I'm a Brit so understanding who is who is a struggle at the best of times.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

thathonkey posted:

that means they probably dont need his testimony and could point to them having enough to nail all these assholes gently caress giving them immunity

they'll subpoena if they want his testimony (admin may claim executive privilege), congress rarely offers immunity from prosecution over "use immunity" (immunity only from his statements/evidence provided)

flynn's lawyer also released a statement confirming talks happened, statement leaves out FBI and only mentions talks with congressional intel committees

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


:getin:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Mr.Tophat posted:

Does this mean that we're going to see some high quality lols in the near future? Lols that will be at the endangered status of the president remaining in power? I'm a Brit so understanding who is who is a struggle at the best of times.

I sure do hope so.

this is Flynn: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_T._Flynn#National_Security_Advisor

notable for having resigned from his position in the Trump admin less than a month after the inaugeration.

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Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
I hope they counter with, "Tell us what you know. If it's good, we might take Treason off the table."

Flynn seems like he'd fold.

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