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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Woof Blitzer posted:

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh hey, every day of my life in post form

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





You know who is loving awesome is Titus Pullo

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Two Finger posted:

You know who is loving awesome is Titus Pullo

You know, the cheerful, brutish one. What extraordinary names these plebs have!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





aphid_licker posted:

You know, the cheerful, brutish one. What extraordinary names these plebs have!

Kill your enemy, drink his wine, take his women

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Woof Blitzer posted:

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

mawp mawp mawp

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mike-o posted:

No loving poo poo my ear just started ringing after I read your post. Coincidence but still every loving time it happens I either think about shooting off a 240 in the turret of a humvee in a firefight or when we got ambushed and I was sure after the RPG flew past us and an IED went off that we were dead. gently caress you tinnitus t:mad:

The only loud thing that really hurt was the time a retard NDd a 240B with the receiver about two inches from my ear. When I look back I think it's from exposure to loud things that I thought I was far enough away from to ditch earpro but not really- couple grenade ranges, lots of BRM, and running tanks. Turbine exhaust is great because it blows the rain away and keeps you warm but you're not really thinking about the noise or the carcinogens while you're standing there.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Woof Blitzer posted:

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBkWhkAZ9ds

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

The only loud thing that really hurt was the time a retard NDd a 240B with the receiver about two inches from my ear. When I look back I think it's from exposure to loud things that I thought I was far enough away from to ditch earpro but not really- couple grenade ranges, lots of BRM, and running tanks. Turbine exhaust is great because it blows the rain away and keeps you warm but you're not really thinking about the noise or the carcinogens while you're standing there.

When it's winter I stand directly behind my drills exhaust/rad and it's soo warm and cozy while you breath in diesel fumes. It's also handy for warming your hands/gloves up but the newest models exhaust comes out at like 800°C, which I found out by melting my best gloves by accident

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
All of us maintenance fucks will have cancer eventually. Just accept your fate.

I never did the burn pit registry thing and I was drat close to one on Anaconda (and we always had a burn barrel of our own going). Oh well.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Your username will be real good when the nerve damage kicks in.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I am having a work morning fueled by stimulants and Slayer. Please enjoy this image.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Is that Obama...?

Edit: also since theres a lot of dangerous weed talk in this thread at times

http://i.imgur.com/y5hSo7T.jpg

Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Mar 30, 2017

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


"rear end in a top hat cashed the bowl and died! He owes me like a hundred bucks!"

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I am having a work morning fueled by stimulants and Slayer. Please enjoy this image.



Lmbo

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Mike-o posted:

mawp mawp mawp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK85OXiValM&t=21s

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Yo ebb you talked poo poo on our bookshelves time to nut up dude

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Very tempted to smoke this week. My boss is on week 5 of a 6 week sabbatical and keeping up with his work in addition to mine is finally catching up to me.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





yo dude you were the one talking poo poo don't be backing down

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Yeah I have a pretty big floor to ceiling bookshelf that has been full for a while. It was either get a Kindle or another bookshelf.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Can't take a picture because I'm at work, but I mock your puny bookshelves.
Well? :colbert:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqrREfjDS-c

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

mlmp08 posted:

Your username will be real good when the nerve damage kicks in.

Oh, I already have nerve damage. Lots of fun things happen when you practically flatten three lumbar discs. The outside of my right leg is about as sensitive as a toilet tank, might get a fleeting hint of sensation in it a time or two a week, and it's never good.

Fun times had by none.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Hail Satan. I'm in love.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
Tinder makes me feel like I shouldn't try to have sex anymore

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Hail Satan. I'm in love.



would (be sacrificed to the dark overlord)

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
That broad is real sexy, so I would know instantly: if she matches with me, she is a spam

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

DownByTheWooter posted:

Tinder makes me feel like I shouldn't try to have sex anymore

I'm glad I married before the world wide web.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

I found my girlfriend on plenty of fish

It's so much easier for dudes than it is for women

A dude that she got matched with turned out to be a literal pedophile hunter.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

MA-Horus posted:

I found my girlfriend on plenty of fish

It's so much easier for dudes than it is for women

A dude that she got matched with turned out to be a literal pedophile hunter.

Like he hunts pedophiles, or he's a pedo who's also a hunter?

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

A Bad Poster posted:

Like he hunts pedophiles, or he's a pedo who's also a hunter?

Also wondering

Like a guy who hunts paedos could be kind of cool

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Always said if I got a terminal illness I would go on a pedophile killing spree.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Apparently the dude would full-on Chris Matthews dudes, pose as underaged girls online, lure them somewhere and confront/beat the ever living gently caress out of them. Got interviewed in the paper about it and everything.

This dude.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/self-proclaimed-vigilante-pedophile-hunter-s-tactics-not-helpful-police-say-1.3679926

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
I was thinking more like with rifles on a private island

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
That dude owns. Yeah, OK, it's not the best way to go about catching pedos... but if that's not justice, I don't know what is.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Naked Bear posted:

That dude owns. Yeah, OK, it's not the best way to go about catching pedos... but if that's not justice, I don't know what is.

Sounds like a pretty good way to me.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





THIRTEENTH

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

DownByTheWooter posted:

I was thinking more like with rifles on a private island

When I win the mega millions. :allears:

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
jesus 4th date in a row that has flaked on me in some way

gently caress this i'm just going to be one of those fat old guys who goes to thailand once a year to get laid

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Mexico is a lot closer.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
man that means I could take two trips a year to gently caress prossies and try to drink myself to death

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Whatever makes you happy.

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