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hire your friend a hooker
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Straight men don't tend to comment on eyebrow game, as eyebrows are not on boobs
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 19:46 |
just lol if weak eyebrow game isn't a dealbreaker to u
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 20:01 |
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Ugh, ham again? And these are the same kind of rolls he made last time. At least my eggnog has the right amount of rum in it, I only told him for the past FIVE Christmas Tuesdays how much I like. Now let's see what gift he got me... oh boy, another gold necklace, lazy gently caress isn't even trying anymore, I think he needs professional help.
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 21:49 |
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whiter than a Wilco show posted:Straight men don't tend to comment on eyebrow game, as eyebrows are not on boobs
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 21:51 |
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whiter than a Wilco show posted:Straight men don't tend to comment on eyebrow game, as eyebrows are not on boobs
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 22:13 |
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Leon Einstein posted:Nice eyebrows are a big deal to me. I've rejected women due to awful eyebrows. Oh sweet. Well, want to go out? I say this as one gay man to another.
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 22:36 |
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whiter than a Wilco show posted:Straight men don't tend to comment on eyebrow game, as eyebrows are not on boobs Yeah, they're boob brows if they're on the tiddie. Unless you glue googly eyes on the nips.
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 23:18 |
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Fat friend is going to go full MRA in a few short years. I watched this happen to a friend of mine and it was awful. And now we're not friends and I can't talk to him because he's a full on lovely person. The years of not getting laid and out of whack expectations stew into brew of anger and resentment that blows up against anyone who doesn't think they deserve to be hosed by any woman they want. See the incel thread for details. Mrs claus, holy poo poo get out of there. One day you're going to find out that he resents you for not giving him as much as he gives to you and you don't appreciate all of the effort and everything he does for you two and you never do anything. This guy has a huge hole in his psyche and he's working really hard to keep shoving stuff in there so he doesn't feel the emptiness. This is a very bad sign. Pies aren't going to make up for it. Also you're going to get fat.
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 23:47 |
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The Management posted:Fat friend is going to go full MRA in a few short years. I watched this happen to a friend of mine and it was awful. And now we're not friends and I can't talk to him because he's a full on lovely person. The years of not getting laid and out of whack expectations stew into brew of anger and resentment that blows up against anyone who doesn't think they deserve to be hosed by any woman they want. See the incel thread for details. Holy poo poo I went sixteen years without getting layed but I didnt revert to some MRA wierdo, loving kids these days.
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 23:53 |
LingcodKilla posted:Holy poo poo I went sixteen years without getting layed but I didnt revert to some MRA wierdo, loving kids these days. You registered on SA when you were 1?
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 00:44 |
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runupon cracker posted:You registered on SA when you were 1? I was an advance baby. Shitposting came natural.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 00:48 |
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Von_Doom posted:Oh sweet. Well, want to go out? I say this as one gay man to another.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 02:01 |
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I had a girlfriend tell me my eyebrows and hands were the best things about me. Filled me with pride to be honest.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 02:28 |
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I keep forgetting to say, thanks to whoever got the thread tag changed quote:I am not a big horror movie fan AT ALL. My parents are and I watched a few scary movies as a kid, and they messed me up. A 14 year old is not ready for something like Night of the Living Dead. That movie is rated R for a reason and I think those traumatizing moments are why I hate horror movies and anything scary right now as an adult. Anything supernatural or with ghosts or ghouls or demons is right out. I've tried watching some scary movies recommended by others like Ghost Busters, Batman, and Beetlejuice. NOPE. All 3 were recommended as being fun "horror comedies" but I don't see the comedy in any of them. I stopped Batman around the time a man is dropped in acid (wow, how fun!), Ghost Busters when a demon from hell shows up in a fridge (haha how whimsical and comedic for people!), and Beetlejuice when a couple DIES almost immediately into the movie. Haha death is so funny!! We already had someone pretending to be horrified by Ghostbusters, this is basically the same thing so I'll post a bonus one quote:I torpedoed my own popularity in high school thanks to anime. quote:I'm Guy Fieri. no loving way in hell is Guy Fieri a goon, but I'll say it anyway, way to ruin those loving Smash Mouth eggs dude loquacius fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Mar 31, 2017 |
# ? Mar 31, 2017 03:13 |
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Once again the last two are so boring I believe them.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 03:27 |
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Gau ferrari die in an egg fire plz
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 03:32 |
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How could you watch Beauty and the Beast and have your overwhelming reaction be terror rather than arousal?? I just don't understand some people I guess vv
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 03:34 |
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Guy Fieri seems pretty chill, I wouldn;t be too surprised if he is a goon. And, I have heard that Bobby Flay is a douchebag in person. Anyway Guy, in some upcoming episode of Triple D, mention a robot that shoves people down stairs to protect them from The Terrible Secret Of Space.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 03:43 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I had a girlfriend tell me my eyebrows and hands were the best things about me. Filled me with pride to be honest. That sounds like the last ditch effort of someone desperately trying to think of any good qualities you have and coming up basically empty.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 03:45 |
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Play posted:That sounds like the last ditch effort of someone desperately trying to think of any good qualities you have and coming up basically empty. Yeah, I know...
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 03:48 |
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Gynovore posted:Guy Fieri seems pretty chill, I wouldn;t be too surprised if he is a goon. And, I have heard that Bobby Flay is a douchebag in person. Sorry, most famous goon is a tattoo artist.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 03:48 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yeah, I know... I'm sorry buddy, I just said that cause my eyebrows are too bushy and my hands are too big for my wrists
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 03:50 |
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I actually went to see The Egg Eatening in person. General opinion of the goons that I talked to there was that it was sufficiently embarrassing for everyone involved, including us for watching it. Fun fact: Guy Fieri claimed not to like eggs, which might explain in part why he ruined Smash Mouth's batch.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 04:43 |
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quote:I'm Guy Fieri.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 04:54 |
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Incoherence posted:I actually went to see The Egg Eatening in person. General opinion of the goons that I talked to there was that it was sufficiently embarrassing for everyone involved, including us for watching it. A roadie for Smash mouth I talked to recently confirmed the event was embarrassing for all involved. He lamented not being worthy of egg eating at the time (he was too busy to help smash mouth eat the eggs)
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 05:36 |
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I'd say Deadmau5 is the most famous goon.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 10:28 |
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omnibobb posted:Sorry, most famous goon is a tattoo artist. if there's one thing I associate with these forums, it's their being an example of the Live Más Mentality
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 12:42 |
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quote:I run a Homosexual Conversion Camp for teens and young adults. Despite what some would have you believe, I am doing a good thing and a necessary thing. ok dude the fact that red-state culture is kind of hosed-up about gender and sexuality does not mean that homosexuality isn't real, that's a huge non-sequitur and you're doing real harm to some kids in order to "help" some other kids that would inevitably sort their own poo poo out themselves given time and the opportunity to talk to people. Pls quit. You may or may not be correct about your own personal sexuality -- it's well-documented that some fundie kids get so many hangups about sex from their upbringing that they can't even have sex AFTER marriage, let alone before it. But either way that wouldn't justify your career. quote:I believe my girlfriend has just gone batshit crazy and am debating breaking up with her or attempting therapy. You're dating TCW from Scrubs
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 13:25 |
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that was clearly sent in before the posts were made in the guy killing himself thread
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 13:29 |
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A goon on this here forum that believes in gay conversion "therapy"? Dubious. The setup for his future disastrous attempt at sex after marriage is just too perfect. It's leading the reader and done in a pretty hamfisted manner. But pretending it's real, a repressed gay person like yourself who is so scared of sex is the last person that should be "helping" anyone with their sexual orientation. On your wedding night you will face a vagina and you will probably end up locked in the bathroom crying, before or after you managed to get your soft wang anywhere close to it. And then a few years later you will go on a gay bender, only to fall into despair and self loathing and go straight again. In conclusion, you're gay.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 13:49 |
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A r a c c o o n b r o k e i n t o t h e h o u s e
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 13:50 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:A r a c c o o n b r o k e i n t o t h e h o u s e Lol
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 14:05 |
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Gynovore posted:Anyway Guy, in some upcoming episode of Triple D, mention a robot that shoves people down stairs to protect them from The Terrible Secret Of Space. No, don't ask for this! The last time we requested goon in-jokes from someone earning a sustainable wage for eating poo poo on camera, it resulted in swap.avi
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 14:07 |
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quote:animegoon This one fuckin owns quote:guy yeah like you'd post a confession and NOT mention the egg thing
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 14:20 |
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loquacius posted:ok dude the fact that red-state culture is kind of hosed-up about gender and sexuality does not mean that homosexuality isn't real, that's a huge non-sequitur and you're doing real harm to some kids in order to "help" some other kids that would inevitably sort their own poo poo out themselves given time and the opportunity to talk to people. Pls quit. Also gay conversion therapy is when you shock a kid until they repress themselves sufficiently or commit suicide.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 15:45 |
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Dump girlfriend. Dating for four months and considering therapy?
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 15:57 |
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omnibobb posted:Sorry, most famous goon is a tattoo artist. Second most famous goon just escaped Syrian prison.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 17:17 |
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quote:I am a college student and have a huge crush on a beautiful girl named Samantha in my literature class. She's a redhead with big boobs, which is exactly my type. She's also really nice and funny and laughs at my jokes. We've been talking for a bit and I was finally thinking of making a move. quote:I use women. Every single woman I've dated, I've viewed them as an object or a tool to be used. I either want their bodies for sex, or I'm in a dry spell and would go for anything, or they're wealthy and I want to live the good life for a bit. Always something like that. I dated a girl for 6 months because she had season tickets to the Cubs and they were good seats, too. Cheated on her the entire time but those were some fun times at the games.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 17:20 |
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DBZ has hosed up a lot of kids is what I learned from this thread
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