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gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo













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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Seduce faster than eminem rap

sout
Apr 24, 2014

my milk's gone cold i'm wondering why

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
so much username and custom title material

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Lmbo

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.




:vince:

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



My four inch rod

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Whats the character limit for usernames? I wonder if balls? nah mate, melons! would fit

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
I'm reading a lot of these in Beavis and Butthead's voices.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k
MILF level completed!!

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
this was a real good thread until you loving weirdos bought avs and namechanges

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

2DCAT posted:

MILF level completed!!

Plumpy holes +2
Milks +3
Learned how to make round rotis

Exp. TNML: 2300

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



One rod to rule them all

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master

bonerjam posted:

this was a real good thread until you loving weirdos bought avs and namechanges

GBS ruins everything

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

bonerjam posted:

this was a real good thread until you loving weirdos bought avs and namechanges

Just read the funny screenshots and embrace the bhabhi style

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

bonerjam posted:

this was a real good thread until you loving weirdos bought avs and namechanges

sorry forums poster, bonerjam, if my username is too weird for u

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Chad of India.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

bonerjam posted:

this was a real good thread until you loving weirdos bought avs and namechanges

Who the gently caress looks at usernames and avs? :confused:

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

DynamiteSurprise posted:



What would yours be?

Shashank Karishman

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014
Oh God my actual name is *almost* on that list. (different spelling)

And is also the answer for me if I do the quiz XD

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010
are your rotis round and your milks plumpy?

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
XD

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010
plias I need hot lesbo for fac 8675309911

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
If I were trying to be macho, I would not admit that women rule my genitals. That's just me.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?



who is taking the time to like these

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

:lol:

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

I'm the guy that liked the first and third 'No', but didn't like the second one.

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

XD

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Grand Fromage posted:

who is taking the time to like these

!!! HER HEAVY MIKK JUGGS

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...


Boob

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

SBJ
Apr 10, 2009

Apple of My Eye

Laughter in the Sky

Pierogi posted:

My milk balls bring all the bhais to the yaard,
And they're like,
Big nipples big life,
drat right big nipples big life,
U can fac me,
If ur lund is hard

Quoting this for the new page because lmao

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I texted my gf "wan fac u lesbo?" and she was not as amused as I was lol

Disco Godfather
May 31, 2011

Captain Yossarian posted:

I texted my gf "wan fac u lesbo?" and she was not as amused as I was lol

My girl says that if I ever want to see her plumpy hole again, I have to stop calling it a plumpy hole.

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
"Super bowl to you" is hilarious. What a perfect loving greeting.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack


can this just be my okcupid

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Disco Godfather posted:

My girl says that if I ever want to see her plumpy hole again, I have to stop calling it a plumpy hole.

Lol same

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

OMGVBFLOL posted:

can this just be my okcupid

i'm the sunglasses babe leering at the rear end of the stumpy guy who's wearing a too-short tie in the same color as his shirt

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Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Goddamn the Mari/Nazi crossovers don't stop:

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