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D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Chichevache posted:

There have only been three replies, and I still can't believe that Bell, Ben, and Brown weren't mentioned.

Sometimes you see things and they just smell like bait

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Sometimes you see things and they just smell like bait

Speaking of, what's the name of the main character in La Blue Girl again?

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/847541638956294147

Awful if it does wind up ending his career. He's been dogged by knee issues his whole career but when on the field, he had a tremendous burst off the ball and was a solid all around DT.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
BTW I-85 in Atlanta caught on fire and collapsed and honestly the jokes are too easy so I'm gonna let you guys run with it

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006





He's on the ringer NFL show today and specifically said he doesn't want to work on football operations, but specifically branding and community outreach

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

(It's obviously Ben/Brown/Bell, for the record.)

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Chichevache posted:

Speaking of, what's the name of the main character in La Blue Girl again?

I don't know what this means

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Of course that's what you'd say... :pedo:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Chichevache posted:

Speaking of, what's the name of the main character in La Blue Girl again?

Alyssa Milano

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


WHOOPS posted:

https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/847541638956294147

Awful if it does wind up ending his career. He's been dogged by knee issues his whole career but when on the field, he had a tremendous burst off the ball and was a solid all around DT.

First round DTs are so ridiculously risky and prone to bust. Don't draft 'em!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







SKULL.GIF posted:

First round DTs are so ridiculously risky and prone to bust. Don't draft 'em!

lol and Star was the one everyone said was damaged goods.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

FizFashizzle posted:

lol and Star was the one everyone said was damaged goods.

Well technically DJ Hayden was the most damaged goods in that draft.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Bills have finally realized there is no God

http://buffalonews.com/2017/03/30/bills-culture-change-continues-football-ops-departures/

quote:

The Bills have dismissed director of player engagement Paul Lancaster, his assistant and team chaplain James Trapp, athletic trainer Greg McMillen and strength-and-conditioning assistant Dan Liburd.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

There is no god, only pure Duffs.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender
AKA "Why the Cowboys were able to outplay their level of talent on Defense last year"
https://twitter.com/MikeClayNFL/status/847810476264349700

https://twitter.com/MikeClayNFL/status/847813079241027586

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

The Chiefs are weird, man.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Jesus, Cleveland

lol how did the Texans finish with a winning record

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Who is LAC

Was there an LAC last year

Also San Diego would have won 14 games last year if games ended after 3 quarters

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

a neat cape posted:

Who is LAC

Was there an LAC last year

They're all right, they've just stagnated with a big dumb dude and a little guy throwing him passes...hmm, this joke doesn't really work.

...

...

Because the Clippers make the playoffs :v:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



TheChirurgeon posted:

AKA "Why the Cowboys were able to outplay their level of talent on Defense last year"

This is cool, and started looking at the bottom and realized, oh right, the %'s are so low due to how often teams spent tied, so started looking into how often was a team losing:

% of offensive snaps while losing:

Browns: 68%
49ers: 63%
Jets: 63%
Jaguars: 60%
Rams: 56%
Texans: 47%
...
Patriots: 17%

If anyone wants to calculate the rest, I don't know of an easier way then going to the Splits By Score Differential table for each team like: http://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/htx/2016_splits.htm

... how did the Texans win 9 games while trailing half the time?

Kalli fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Mar 31, 2017

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

a neat cape posted:

Who is LAC

Was there an LAC last year

Also San Diego would have won 14 games last year if games ended after 3 quarters

The Clippers

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

a neat cape posted:

Who is LAC

Was there an LAC last year

Also San Diego would have won 14 games last year if games ended after 3 quarters

Atlanta would have won the Superbowl last year if games ended after 3 quarters bruh...

If my aunt had a dick she'd by my uncle!

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

weird Asian candy posted:

Atlanta would have won the Superbowl last year if games ended after 3 quarters bruh...

If my aunt had a dick she'd by my uncle!

What I'm saying is the Chargers 4th quarter gameplan was utter garbage

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
What if it was a dick that she kept in a jar as a warning to any who cross her

So the Texans were almost historically lucky in going 9-7 last season, sure bodes well for standing pat at QB

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



weird Asian candy posted:

Atlanta would have won the Superbowl last year if games ended after 3 quarters bruh...

If my aunt had a dick she'd by my uncle!

You're gonna get into some North Carolina poo poo if that's your attitude buddy.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

a neat cape posted:

What I'm saying is the Chargers 4th quarter gameplan was utter garbage

I can relate :glomp:

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
OMG Brees and Brady just go away already!

Entering a contract year, Drew Brees said he thinks he can play until he's 45.

Brees just turned 38 in January and is heading into the final year of an extension he signed last September. While he did say he "thinks" he can play seven more years, Brees didn't say he would, saying he's taking things one year at a time. Even at his advanced age, Brees remains one of the top-five quarterbacks in the league and maybe its best passer overall. If he would hit the free-agent market a year from now, Brees would be as sought after as Peyton Manning.

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD
We live in the alternate timeline where the clippers are the best sports team in Los Angeles

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

weird Asian candy posted:

OMG Brees and Brady just go away already!

Entering a contract year, Drew Brees said he thinks he can play until he's 45.

Brees just turned 38 in January and is heading into the final year of an extension he signed last September. While he did say he "thinks" he can play seven more years, Brees didn't say he would, saying he's taking things one year at a time. Even at his advanced age, Brees remains one of the top-five quarterbacks in the league and maybe its best passer overall. If he would hit the free-agent market a year from now, Brees would be as sought after as Peyton Manning.

Sorry but Brady is a better passer.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/philip-rivers-dubs-von-miller-one-of-the-best-in-nfl-history/

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

GaussianCopula posted:

Sorry but Brady is a better passer.

brady is a system QB and that system is called cheating and having a tiny baby bitch arm

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Ehud posted:

brady is a system QB and that system is called cheating and having a tiny baby bitch arm

His arm got strong wearing all those rings.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Ehud posted:

brady is a system QB and that system is called cheating and having a tiny baby bitch arm

He's a master of the system. A true savant of the style.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


That drop from the 3rd quarter, which is actually almost decent, to the 4th quarter is amazing for the Browns.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ehud posted:

brady is a system QB and that system is called cheating and having a tiny baby bitch arm

Lol

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



rare Magic card l00k posted:

That drop from the 3rd quarter, which is actually almost decent, to the 4th quarter is amazing for the Browns.

The 49ers one is interesting, because it seems like Chip Kelly has a good plan to attack the defense to start a game, but then failed in adjustments / talent gap as the game progressed.

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

GaussianCopula posted:

Sorry but Brady is a better passer.

Behind Brees, Ryan, and Cousins in Yds/G for 2016 Regular Season.
http://www.nfl.com/stats/categoryst..._YARDS_GAME_AVG

Behind Roethlisberger, Brees and Rivers for 2015.
http://www.nfl.com/stats/categoryst...qualified=false

Behind Brees, Roethlisberger, Luck, P. Manning, Ryan, Cousins, E. Manning, Rodgers, Palmer, Foles, Sanchez!, Rivers, and Stafford in 2014. What the gently caress happened to Brady in 2014?
http://www.nfl.com/stats/categoryst...qualified=false

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

ulmont posted:

Behind Brees, Ryan, and Cousins in Yds/G for 2016 Regular Season.
http://www.nfl.com/stats/categoryst..._YARDS_GAME_AVG

Behind Roethlisberger, Brees and Rivers for 2015.
http://www.nfl.com/stats/categoryst...qualified=false

Behind Brees, Roethlisberger, Luck, P. Manning, Ryan, Cousins, E. Manning, Rodgers, Palmer, Foles, Sanchez!, Rivers, and Stafford in 2014. What the gently caress happened to Brady in 2014?
http://www.nfl.com/stats/categoryst...qualified=false

Yards per game isn't a very good metric

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


a neat cape posted:

Yards per game isn't a very good metric

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Spintzel posted:

We live in the alternate timeline where the clippers are the best sports team in Los Angeles

The Dodgers exist

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