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Roosevelt posted:just set your lock screen to goatse and fib about your pass code
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 15:44 |
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Roosevelt posted:just set your lock screen to goatse and fib about your pass code eq
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 17:53 |
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infernal machines posted:elon "elon musk" musk wants to build your next BCI
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 02:14 |
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when will the elon muskbag house of cards fall he seems like a pyramid of junk bonds despite one level of them building tangible cars for whatever its worth
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 02:37 |
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he's a presidential advisor now TOO BIG TO FAIL
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 02:38 |
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he's literally tunneling for an underground lair below his rocket factory how did anyone not see the "neural interface to make the inevitable AI melding easier" thing coming
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 04:27 |
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A large conglomerate decided that the best way to deal with a product which nearly killed multiple people is to offload them to poor people overseas
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 04:30 |
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actually thanks to modern capitalism your idea of the 21st century poor is people so lucky as to receive devices worth a deprecated $800 american dollaros
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 04:41 |
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Jimmy Carter posted:A large conglomerate decided that the best way to deal with a product which nearly killed multiple people is to offload them to poor people overseas Bulgakov posted:actually thanks to modern capitalism your idea of the 21st century poor is people so lucky as to receive devices worth a deprecated $800 american dollaros
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 06:43 |
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Jimmy Carter posted:he's literally tunneling for an underground lair below his rocket factory how did anyone not see the "neural interface to make the inevitable AI melding easier" thing coming he's a stupid gently caress man
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 15:52 |
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Jimmy Carter posted:he's literally tunneling for an underground lair below his rocket factory how did anyone not see the "neural interface to make the inevitable AI melding easier" thing coming elon's looking a little rough these days
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 16:59 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:he's a stupid gently caress man hell, same
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 21:15 |
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https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/846839340290465795
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 22:34 |
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constant stream of effluent spatters down across the city
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 22:54 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:constant stream of effluent spatters down across the city it's manhattan. no one would notice
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 23:12 |
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Mostly effluent, but maybe there'll be an absurdly powerful cyborg body in the pile!
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 23:16 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:constant stream of effluent spatters down across the city nah thats the actual people trying to decelerate
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 23:16 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:he's a stupid gently caress man elon's going to give us neural lace at the same time that life extension drugs and cybernetic enhancements hit the market, so i'm training up some sick katana moves so i can be his cool friend and get an immortal enhanced body for my cool new robot brain and we are going to start construction on side three and then i will have my own zaku ii
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 23:28 |
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the zaku ii will also be a sexbot
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 23:31 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:the zaku ii will also be a sexbot now i'm getting really pumped up for the cyberpunk future
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 23:33 |
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angry_keebler posted:now i'm getting ready to pump the cyberpunk future
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 00:15 |
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infernal machines posted:it's manhattan. no one would notice who did you piss off?
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 00:24 |
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angry_keebler posted:elon's going to give us neural lace *actually nerve staplers
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 05:41 |
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A Pinball Wizard posted:who did you piss off? hard to tell. probably some conspiracy nut from quebec.
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 16:40 |
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this has got to be in the top 50 of all time bad ideas in the history of mankind
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 17:50 |
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I think an idea has to be workable before it can be really bad. This idea is just impossible and therefore dumb.
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 20:01 |
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yeah there have probably been 50 worse ideas that got fully implemented, the only crime here is that it's getting publicity
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 20:05 |
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I mean, it's just a space elevator without the last quarter-mile?
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 20:07 |
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Doom Mathematic posted:I mean, it's just a space elevator without the last quarter-mile? well yeah but it's a space elevator to an asteroid
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 20:13 |
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Doom Mathematic posted:I mean, it's just a space elevator without the last quarter-mile? well we know from cable companies that's the hardest bit
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 20:19 |
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Doom Mathematic posted:I think an idea has to be workable before it can be really bad. This idea is just impossible and therefore dumb. i like the idea of rounding up the wealthiest people in the world in a single fragile structure and then dangling them a few hundred feet over colombia and nicaragua every night also, i like the idea of the tower slamming into the andes because they forgot that new york city isn't the highest point on the earth
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 20:34 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:well we know from cable companies that's the hardest bit
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 21:21 |
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angry_keebler posted:i like the idea of rounding up the wealthiest people in the world in a single fragile structure and then dangling them a few hundred feet over colombia and nicaragua every night i like the idea of having to coördinate your trips home by intercepting an object blasting around the atmosphere at 300mph
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 23:41 |
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Cocoa Crispies posted:i like the idea of having to coördinate your trips home by intercepting an object blasting around the atmosphere at 300mph
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 00:23 |
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time to go to the office *patiently waits for venom snake to fulton him*
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 00:39 |
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i'm the employee heading home after a long day in the upper atmosphere that gets his parachute tangled in power lines and dies
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 03:50 |
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it looks like the whole tower is only about as big around as a regular skyscraper what happens when a plane flies into it?
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 04:44 |
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Sagebrush posted:it looks like the whole tower is only about as big around as a regular skyscraper we invade iraq and afghanistan
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 04:46 |
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Sagebrush posted:what happens when a plane flies into it? it's going at like 600mph, right? if anything it's gonna be a reverse 9/11
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Sagebrush posted:it looks like the whole tower is only about as big around as a regular skyscraper I guess the bottom few hundred/thousand feet of the skyscraper falls off, so they tie off the break, spool it out a bit and build some replacement skyscraper at the asteroid? Same way they construct it in the first place?
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