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Progressive JPEG posted:it wasnt from "Herman Search" was it? what is with these people. i received three emails in 3 days from the same guy
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Progressive JPEG posted:it wasnt from "Herman Search" was it? ahaha it was from exactly this dude
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 11:32 |
i switched jobs and title from "senior full stack developer" to "team lead/scrum master" and the number of cold calls from recruiters has fallen like a loving rock lol
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 11:32 |
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rotor posted:yeah they always have plenty of room for stanford grads and weird autists who are good at making everything a sorting problem
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 16:09 |
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Feeling super positive this morning after two more phone screens. Offers are incoming. Life looks good. Get into the office and ten minutes later I've got that sense of dread. Don't be lazy like me and wait to to long to leave. Listen to your gut. 2 days to go before I'm free
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JawnV6 posted:you'd think idk it doesn't really seem like you're good at making everything a sorting problem
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Rudest Buddhist posted:Feeling super positive this morning after two more phone screens. Offers are incoming. Life looks good. once you have an offer you like you'll see how the dread disappears when you stop caring. I don't even have an offer I want to take yet and I already have difficulty making myself care about whatever work bullshit is happening now
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 17:54 |
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i have employment envy
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 20:10 |
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echinopsis posted:i have employment envy i had deepthroat envy, until recently
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 21:39 |
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lol, now the whole empowerment thing makes sense huh
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double ohm seven posted:i switched jobs and title from "senior full stack developer" to "team lead/scrum master" and the number of cold calls from recruiters has fallen like a loving rock lol i didn't know that could be a full time position
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 07:57 |
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got a phone screen with shared coding for something I'm actually interested in this morning so naturally I've been awake since 5am for no reason.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 14:06 |
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talked with a guy who said he was having trouble recruiting engineers onto his team 5 minutes into the conversation he mentions "oh yeah, we drug test every month" 👌
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 14:36 |
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not even complete teetotalers would put up with that
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 14:41 |
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ask them if their management get tested too
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 14:51 |
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LinYutang posted:talked with a guy who said he was having trouble recruiting engineers onto his team
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 14:53 |
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MeruFM posted:i didn't know that could be a full time position It can and its as ridiculous as you expect it would be.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 14:57 |
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I would pass a drug test any day but a company that disrespects its employees like that can get hosed. in the same vein, a startup I used to work for got acquired. after I left they brought in a new manager, a former marine who instituted a no jeans policy and everyone had to be in the office by 9am. unsurprisingly most of the team found new jobs shortly after that.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 14:59 |
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"what young people need is discipline"
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 15:28 |
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echinopsis posted:"what young people need is discipline" This, except full grown adults, and ironically
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 15:36 |
LinYutang posted:talked with a guy who said he was having trouble recruiting engineers onto his team Lol The Management posted:I would pass a drug test any day but a company that disrespects its employees like that can get hosed. Double lol
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 16:40 |
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welp, got the second offer from the place I didn't like as much and it's low, even accounting for it being full time instead of contract so I think I might have a new job
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:ask them if their management get tested too You know the answer. The Management posted:I would pass a drug test any day but a company that disrespects its employees like that can get hosed. I never wear jeans and I am in the office by 6am. But if somebody told me I couldn't wear jeans and had to be in the office by 9, I would wear jeans and come in at 10.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 19:05 |
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That comic of programmers getting more slovenly as they get more employed
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 19:07 |
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LinYutang posted:talked with a guy who said he was having trouble recruiting engineers onto his team name and shame
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 19:30 |
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LinYutang posted:That comic of programmers getting more slovenly as they get more employed
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 19:39 |
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JewKiller 3000 posted:name and shame something heavily regulated or public sector in a bad state
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 19:39 |
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once when I worked at retardo lockheed martin a manager (not mine) emailed my manager to 'tattle' that I was wearing jeans on a non-Friday. My manager didn't really care, but I swear to god this is the email that was sent: From: some idiot To: My manager Subject: VYO69 in Jeans? Body: Is today casual day? They weren't real surprised when I left, despite getting an A+ perf review
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 19:40 |
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last place I worked didn't do drug testing in part because they knew if they did they'd be letting go half their workforce current job does random drug testing but whatever, I never was big on weed anyway and they're really nice enough otherwise which makes up for it for me.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:last place I worked didn't do drug testing in part because they knew if they did they'd be letting go half their workforce an advantage to your company being hq'd in silicon valley
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 20:28 |
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who gives a poo poo if your employees are taking drugs in their spare time?
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 21:34 |
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a lot of people actually. see the war on drugs
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 21:40 |
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esp if you're expected to drive in any official capacity eg on the clock
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:esp if you're expected to drive in any official capacity eg on the clock being high at home on the weekend is very different from being high at work. driving under the influence is illegal.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 22:28 |
i drive a chair around an office
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 22:44 |
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The Management posted:being high at home on the weekend is very different from being high at work. driving under the influence is illegal. cool let me know when they come up w/ a chemical test for that to get you outta bein buttfucked by hr over insurance liability it's super lovely yeah but they have absolutely no motivation to make it better
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Suspicious posted:a lot of people actually. see the war on drugs lol
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Rex-Goliath posted:an advantage to your company being hq'd in silicon valley nah this was in Oregon, although the corporate HQ (& now sole location) is in the Larry Flynt building in LA
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VOTE YES ON 69 posted:once when I worked at retardo lockheed martin a manager (not mine) emailed my manager to 'tattle' that I was wearing jeans on a non-Friday. My manager didn't really care, but I swear to god this is the email that was sent: i parked a nissan versa next to someones vw eos. they'd regularly parked it away from the rest of the cars in the office parking lot and i thought it was funny to have my shitbox parked next to the (somewhat) nicer cars. apparently the vw eos owner was offended and figured out who my manager was, then whined at them about my transgression to their credit my manager was all 'lol you wont believe what this piece of poo poo just said to me'
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:last place I worked didn't do drug testing in part because they knew if they did they'd be letting go half their workforce i had once worked at a place that got acquired after i left - the acquirer had a drug testing policy - the acquiree was based in berkeley, ca - a majority of the acquiree's employees left within a month
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