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Kite Pride Worldwide: Apr 20, 2009

Goddamn Gizmo is fuckin invincible :eyepop:

# ? Mar 31, 2017 19:05

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bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

guess who lost a lot of weight last month but has now gained it back and is still grumpy?

# ? Mar 31, 2017 19:19

Boogalo: Jul 8, 2012; Meep Meep

Milly you're lucky you're cute because your farts could peel paint off the walls.

# ? Mar 31, 2017 19:20

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

gently caress yeah gizmo

cowboy elvis posted:

moo welcomes gizmo

my wife says every picture of moo looks like she just woke up.

# ? Mar 31, 2017 19:24

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

Boogalo posted:

Milly you're lucky you're cute because your farts could peel paint off the walls.

Yeah that is a "I just farted" face.

# ? Mar 31, 2017 19:25

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

torties are magic

# ? Mar 31, 2017 19:29

McDragon: Sep 11, 2007

hey its gizmo :toot:

# ? Mar 31, 2017 19:29

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

bump_fn posted:

torties are magic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64Qq31ucGy0

# ? Mar 31, 2017 19:37

Bugsy: Jul 15, 2004; I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.; Slippery Tilde

Very good to see gizmo again.

Now how about lou, roobie, walt, marlow, and all the other cattes that have not been posted in a while.

# ? Mar 31, 2017 19:40

Base Emitter: Apr 1, 2012; ?

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

# ? Mar 31, 2017 20:07

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Get the infinity scratcher. I swear it seems like a lot of money but bucket still goes to town on it a year later and she ignored every other scratcher

# ? Mar 31, 2017 21:18

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

this is a two minute video of moo and a chill song playing in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFXKraDQgug

# ? Mar 31, 2017 21:30

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Roosevelt posted:

banana mrrps

not the same banana but yeah rips banana

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

guess who lost a lot of weight last month but has now gained it back and is still grumpy?

# ? Mar 31, 2017 21:36

Ofecks: May 4, 2009; A portly feline wizard waddles forth, muttering something about conjured food.

Trast posted:

Cats can do fine in small places as long as you provide vertical spaces.

I would like if someone were to compose and perform a late-80s-early-90s-style PSA rap for kids telling them how to take care of cats. Please include this line.

cowboy elvis posted:

this is a two minute video of moo and a chill song playing in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFXKraDQgug

bliss.avi

# ? Mar 31, 2017 22:18

MazeOfTzeentch: May 2, 2009; rip miso beno

where roobie

# ? Mar 31, 2017 22:39

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

MazeOfTzeentch posted:

where roobie

# ? Mar 31, 2017 22:56

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

where's the cloud cat

# ? Mar 31, 2017 22:57

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

I was on the other side of the kitchen getting ready to shred the pork for dinner when I heard a noise and looked back

he played it off by pretending all he wanted to do was rub on the dish detergent box.

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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

giev Winston teh pork :getin:

# ? Apr 1, 2017 02:12

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

the one time he ran out the door (after another cat) I was also pulling pork. I rushed out and grabbed him after breaking the fight up with canned air. his fur looked like it had been styled with cans of pomade.

he groomed himself for three hours or so. he was so happy.

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The Aardvark: Aug 19, 2013

Belle meets a neighbor's dogge

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

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devmd01: Mar 7, 2006; Elektronik
Supersonik

brace yourself pepper, babbys are coming.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 03:16

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

GIZMO!!!!

# ? Apr 1, 2017 03:29

Star War Sex Parrot: Oct 2, 2003

yo i'm quoting Gizmo because Gizmo is THE poo poo

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

guess who lost a lot of weight last month but has now gained it back and is still grumpy?

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

it is not, no.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 03:33

Kite Pride Worldwide: Apr 20, 2009

How old is Gizmo now, anyway? I have a theory that cat grumpiness is directly proportional to lifespan and I need hard data.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 04:24

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

The Aardvark posted:

Belle meets a neighbor's dogge

Belle eat the dog!

Shifty Pony posted:

the one time he ran out the door (after another cat) I was also pulling pork. I rushed out and grabbed him after breaking the fight up with canned air. his fur looked like it had been styled with cans of pomade.

he groomed himself for three hours or so. he was so happy.

lmao

# ? Apr 1, 2017 04:37

beatlegs: Mar 11, 2001

my experience is they get way friendlier as they get older. some who never liked to be petted suddenly wanted pets once they got to be elderly. actually I've found that true with every aloof cat I've ever had

# ? Apr 1, 2017 04:39

Wild EEPROM: Jul 29, 2011; oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

Here is a comprehensive list of the cats in this thread that I like

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all of them
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 04:58

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

that's a really good list.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 05:47

Echeveria: Aug 26, 2014

devmd01 posted:

brace yourself pepper, babbys are coming.

Has the labour started? Your poor wife.

Poor Pep, too.

Got a couple of pics of Abel I'll upload later.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 06:02

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

that's a really good list.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 06:07

beatlegs: Mar 11, 2001

Wild EEPROM posted:

Here is a comprehensive list of the cats in this thread that I like

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all of them
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i knew it was too small to be true

devmd01: you guys having twins? congrats! tell pepper she can come live w/ me if she wants

beatlegs fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Apr 1, 2017

# ? Apr 1, 2017 06:56

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Lmao pepper.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 07:00

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

devmd01 posted:

brace yourself pepper, babbys are coming.

send pep to me. I guarantee a babby free lifestyle

# ? Apr 1, 2017 07:38

Edison was a dick: Apr 3, 2010; direct current only

So in summary, what to look for in a cat:

Talk to the shelter about what you're looking for in a cat and they can guide you towards a good match.
Get two cats so they don't get lonely during the day.
Bonded pairs of cats are harder to adopt out.
Kittens are adorable shitheads with the most evil farts. A kitten needs another cat.
Older cats are harder to adopt out and have more well-known personalities.
Orange is a good starter cat.
Black cats are also harder to adopt out for superstitious reasons.
Get a cow cat
Engage with all the cats at the shelter.
Aggressive or mean cats may just be stressed about being sheltered.
Ask if the shelter has a trial period and exchange policy if cat doesn't work out.

and what to get cat:

Litter box
Cat carrier
Scratching post, or cardboard scratching block, to save furniture. Bucket will only use an infinity scratcher.
A couple of toys. Maybe a bird wand.
Wait until you know whether the cat likes to hide or perch before getting hutches or trees
Cat bed when cat has decided where it likes to sleep.
Everything comes with a box for the cat to play with. Catit designs packaging for other toys to be toys.
Amarkat makes good cat trees
Drape sheets over furniture with gaps under so the cat has a hidey hole.
Try to get the same food as the shelter, but migrate them onto something healthier. Science diet or Wellness core are recommended. Check with Pet Island.
Cats are dumb and don't drink enough. Get a fountain. https://www.amazon.com/Catit-43742-Flower-Fountain/dp/B0146QXOB0/ref=pd_lpo_199_bs_tr_t_2?_encoding=UTF8&refRID=6WEVAD8CA2XR5P7Q6E07&th=1 is recommended
Consider pet insurance.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 10:24

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Yup.

Also there's no guarantee they'll use anything for what you intend. I've got a few beds for them that have gone unused 99% of the time. They'll just sleep on the floor or on my bed.

You'll need a claw clipper to trim down their claws.

If you have heavily textured fabric furniture that's a goddamn sign for cats saying 'CLAW THE gently caress OUT OF ME' so you might consider scratching tape which lightly adheres to it. https://www.budgetpetproducts.com.au/new/product/sticky-paws-on-a-roll-10-metres/4158/ for example.

You'll also want to give their teeth a weekly brush with a cat appropriate brush and toothpaste.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 10:44

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

I'm a bad cat dad and rarely brush Leo and CJ's teeth and even then it's just with water.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 10:49

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

I've started feeding my cats with dental formula food and it's really cleaned off the light staining. Unfortunately it cant do a thing against the pre-existing tartar buildup though, so they'll have to go and get a proper clean one day.

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Kavak: Aug 23, 2009

How do you brush a cat's teeth and keep your blood in your body.

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