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Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Arc Light posted:

Instead, America will buy even more tanks, because our Congress has been bought by General Dynamics.



I think it was General Dynamics who installed the boom gates and control systems and Benning. I was on a bullshit detail to help man them because... I dunno, budgets or something. The only thing that worked was the green and red lights above the lanes, and only then from the cheap poo poo looking switch box in the individual booths. Nothing else worked. Not the spikes, the boom gates, the cameras, the barriers, nothing. They were paying a 30k a month service agreement for poo poo that didn't work, and no one ever came out to look at it, let alone fix it.

Of course the dude in charge of the contract was prior military, who was buddy buddy with the staff officers still in so they just threw Joes at the problem instead of, you know, getting what they paid for.

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Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Yo, no offense, but Brits saying "Our Navy is doing okay" is like Germans saying "We have a military of no small relevance".


Let's external-benchmark the Royal Marines, then back out and create a German branch of Marines.

But have them be part of the Streitkraeftebasis for comedy value.

Wouldn't have to go far to find some scout snipers

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


what's wrong with your faaaaaaace

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

Arc Light posted:

The UK is running low on tanks and the US has storage depots full of them, which the army doesn't want or need.

In a sane world, these problems would solve each other.

Instead, America will buy even more tanks, because our Congress has been bought by General Dynamics.

http://www.military.com/daily-news/2016/02/11/ohio-wins-again-in-armys-budget-for-more-m1-abrams-tanks.html

If we can't afford to run our own Challengers and have to mothball a third of them...how the gently caress can we afford to run Abrams? Don't they burn something like 10 gallons to the mile?

We also pay our soldiers a lot less than you welfare queens, they probably get a comparable basic but the pensions are poo poo and so are the fringe benefits.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Bernard McFacknutah posted:

The guy is a loving toothless blowhard. He spouts poo poo like that all the time and then Merkel and Hollande give his leash a yank.

you forgot Little Maurice

quote:

While the true list of his enemies remains secret, Juncker has revealed he keeps “a little black book” to note down the names of people who cross him. “I have a little black book called Le Petit Maurice where for the past 30 years I have noted when someone has betrayed me,”

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Suicide Watch posted:

Wouldn't have to go far to find some scout snipers

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
In a more happy current event you can turn the Google Maps app on your phone into a pacman game

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Oh look, the White House finally disabled comments/live chat on its YouTube live stream page. :lol:

hypnophant
Oct 19, 2012

orange juche posted:

Good, both states suck.

Please add Florida to the list

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.

A Handed Missus posted:

you forgot Little Maurice

So he's a dwarf from warhammer then

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

If we can't afford to run our own Challengers and have to mothball a third of them...how the gently caress can we afford to run Abrams? Don't they burn something like 10 gallons to the mile?

We also pay our soldiers a lot less than you welfare queens, they probably get a comparable basic but the pensions are poo poo and so are the fringe benefits.

We've basically got the problem that we can only really afford to fund one branch of our military at a decent strength. Bit tough that, what'd you pick? I'd dump everything but the navy (which is in lovely shape), specifically our attack subs. We're not going to be invading anywhere ever again, and even the US has trouble affording enough planes to do what they want to do.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I'm just waiting for the first reporter to snap and start yelling at Spicey to stop being a weaselly little turd.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Oh look, the White House finally disabled comments/live chat on its YouTube live stream page. :lol:

They've been doing that for a while, as well as most other official news streams. Otherwise it's just a stream of racist trash.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

If we can't afford to run our own Challengers and have to mothball a third of them...how the gently caress can we afford to run Abrams? Don't they burn something like 10 gallons to the mile?

We also pay our soldiers a lot less than you welfare queens, they probably get a comparable basic but the pensions are poo poo and so are the fringe benefits.

0.6 mpg, 8 gallons just to turn the engine on. Also burns oil like a motherfucker.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Is it normal for a press secretary to know as little as this one does?

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

What investigation.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Two Finger posted:

Is it normal for a press secretary to know as little as this one does?

To be fair I'm surprised they even have these any longer

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Two Finger posted:

Is it normal for a press secretary to know as little as this one does?

No. It's also weird to have the press secretary blatantly lie instead of spin. Previous press secretaries would've quit if they were told to lie.

Here's a good quote.

https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/847883635013242880

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





facialimpediment posted:

No. It's also weird to have the press secretary blatantly lie instead of spin. Previous press secretaries would've quit if they were told to lie.

Here's a good quote.

https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/847883635013242880

Yeah its interesting to watch him that's for sure. You can see how eagerly he jumps on a slight inconsistency so he doesn't have to address the main bulk of a question he knows he has no chance of deflecting

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

The Navy is doing okay, it has lots of new ships on the way although there are worries about keeping them at sea due to costs. People look at the pitifully small number of Surface combatants left and forget about the sizeable very modern subs that we do have.

The Air force is a bit hosed, it's running out of strike aircraft because the F-35 is no-where near ready to replace the ageing Tornado, we have no proper Maritime or Surveillance or AWACS aircraft left anymore since they shredded the Nimrod. The F-35 is so expensive that there are no major procurement's on the way.

The Army it's the same old, they have new IFV's on the way I think but the Cavalry regiments have been told that once the Challengers are retired there isn't going to be any more heavy armour. Recruitment is a problem and if Scatland leaves so do something like 30% of our recruits.

Twice in recent memory we have had to get H&K or Rhinemetall to fix our rifles and our tank guns because we hosed it up.

You guys did buy some P-8s along with Norway.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/arjenUSA/status/847869040294936576

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Pesticide20 posted:

economist cover

The New Yorker has a good cover too.

https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/847802809093414912

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I like to think Trump wears adult diapers with how terrible he wears those pants

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
https://www.google.com/

You can play Pacman on googlemaps for April fool's day, if that's your jame

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
This scumbag is currently in charge of implementing the ACA/Obamacare.

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/847893515107434496

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


I like how enough of you think the same group that is still trying to slit each other's throats over the failure of the health care bill won't impeach one of their own.


The moderates in unsafe districts in the house will sell Trump out. The HFC and the equivalent in the Senate don't give one gently caress about or actively hate him. With Pence being next in line, they will vote to impeach him simply for tweeting something they deem too far. You really under estimate how ugly and broken the GOP really is. These fuckers are going to shut down the government at the end of the month because they don't like each other. You honestly think they will protect that retard in the oval office? LoL... ok...


For example:

Mike Huckabee called Lindsey Graham gay.


These fuckers aren't going to protect Trump when the real heat starts raining down on them.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

If Spongebob Eyes Huckabee is just figuring that out today he's even dumber than I thought

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/847899113752604674

https://twitter.com/justinsink/status/847899898724986880

This is amazing. Look at the timestamps.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Nobody likes a rage quitter

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Genocide Tendency posted:

I like how enough of you think the same group that is still trying to slit each other's throats over the failure of the health care bill won't impeach one of their own.


The moderates in unsafe districts in the house will sell Trump out. The HFC and the equivalent in the Senate don't give one gently caress about or actively hate him. With Pence being next in line, they will vote to impeach him simply for tweeting something they deem too far. You really under estimate how ugly and broken the GOP really is. These fuckers are going to shut down the government at the end of the month because they don't like each other. You honestly think they will protect that retard in the oval office? LoL... ok...


For example:

Mike Huckabee called Lindsey Graham gay.


These fuckers aren't going to protect Trump when the real heat starts raining down on them.

Jesus Christ Huckabee is a loving scumbag.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


The Iron Rose posted:

Jesus Christ Huckabee is a loving scumbag.
In 98 he tried to force a sheriff to cover up an incident where one of his sons tortured a stray dog to death. Christian values!

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010


Huckabee just hosed up. To a southerner much like Lindsay Graham this is one step above or below blood slander.

Defenestrategy fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Mar 31, 2017

Odradek
May 23, 2007

Don't hate me because I'm cute

goatsestretchgoals posted:

My understanding is that if you put a single multi-MT nuke on the top of your missile, a lot of your boom is superheating the air above your target. A MIRVed missile with a bunch of smaller nukes is going to incinerate more of the surface area you're aiming at.

Agreed that this talk would be baller, hopefully it ends up on YouTube.

No chance of this presentation showing up on YouTube until it gets declassified. I'm pretty sure most of the details (minus design details) are already out there.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
gently caress this earth, there is no god, if there was it's dead, hail ss-18 and/or gay satan

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/847907648725016576

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

If we can't afford to run our own Challengers and have to mothball a third of them...how the gently caress can we afford to run Abrams? Don't they burn something like 10 gallons to the mile?

We also pay our soldiers a lot less than you welfare queens, they probably get a comparable basic but the pensions are poo poo and so are the fringe benefits.

Just swallow your pride and get the best poo poo available: Leopard 2A6/7s :cool:

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

The Queen's german so your tanks might as well be :v:

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

KildarX posted:

Huckabee just hosed up. To a southerner much like Lindsay Graham this is one step above or below blood slander.

I mean it's obviously true, Lindsay Graham is the gayest southern dandy I've ever seen.

But still, super gross.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Missionary Positron posted:

Just swallow your pride and get the best poo poo available: Leopard 2A6/7s :cool:

Ratte or bust

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

The Air force is a bit hosed, it's running out of strike aircraft because the F-35 is no-where near ready to replace the ageing Tornado, we have no proper Maritime or Surveillance or AWACS aircraft left anymore since they shredded the Nimrod. The F-35 is so expensive that there are no major procurement's on the way.

You literally have E-3 Sentries.

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