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I fuckin love twitter
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Mar 31, 2017 19:42
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Inspector Hound posted:This isn't what she said she said she ordered the breadcrumbs and poo poo and that Obama knew, when she literally could not have
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Mar 31, 2017 19:42
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Most previous press secretaries have multiple-hour briefs on what is going on so they can at least coherently lie through their teeth about things. I feel like Sean Spicer just wakes up from a horrible hangover, pounds a pot of coffee and strolls into the office like, 3 minutes before he has to do these things
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Sir Tonk posted:I'd rather everyone laugh at their bus with flat tires than get some nice news story tlaking about the poor christians and their burned down bus burn down the newspaper imo
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Mar 31, 2017 19:42
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*gets dysentery*
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Mar 31, 2017 19:42
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look neither the president or spicy knows what 'immunity' means and it's been already established, lets move on geez
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Mar 31, 2017 19:42
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sexpig by night posted:HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW IMMUNITY WORKS He doesn't know how anything works, why would immunity be any different?
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Mar 31, 2017 19:42
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GobiasIndustries posted:He can't even give non-answers right because he does so little prep for this stuff It's crazy at this point because he is so consistently incomprehensible and strings together words and sentences that don't even make any sense, I've covered press conferences from loving rural school districts and small townships that have been more competent than this
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Mar 31, 2017 19:43
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Major really wants Spicey to admit that Trump has no idea how immunity works.
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Mar 31, 2017 19:43
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Serf posted:burn down the newspaper imo at least we agree on the end goals
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Mar 31, 2017 19:43
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GobiasIndustries posted:Most previous press secretaries have multiple-hour briefs on what is going on so they can at least coherently lie through their teeth about things. I feel like Sean Spicer just wakes up from a horrible hangover, pounds a pot of coffee and strolls into the office like, 3 minutes before he has to do these things I think someone before said he's like he just got quantum lept into minutes before the briefing
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Ramadu posted:lol arent all the sanctuary cities in revenue positive staates not new orleans
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Mar 31, 2017 19:43
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looks like Spicy picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue
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Mar 31, 2017 19:43
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It is hard to make sense when everything is a lie.
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sexpig by night posted:she said she ordered the breadcrumbs and poo poo and that Obama knew, when she literally could not have Hmm, maybe I'm the one misunderstanding then, i didn't think she was saying she was responsible for it just that it had happened, and snopes said an nyt article said the same thing Elephanthead posted:It is hard to make sense when everything is a lie.
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Mar 31, 2017 19:43
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Did Spicey just call him congressman Shits?
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Mar 31, 2017 19:44
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you know, West Wing was stupid fanfic jerkoff fantasy world stuff, where everyone in the Executive Branch was some genius master debater who know everything, but gently caress even they showed CJ studying before a big press day or something. How do you take this job and not even google poo poo before going out?
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Mar 31, 2017 19:44
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GobiasIndustries posted:Most previous press secretaries have multiple-hour briefs on what is going on so they can at least coherently lie through their teeth about things. I feel like Sean Spicer just wakes up from a horrible hangover, pounds a pot of coffee and strolls into the office like, 3 minutes before he has to do these things waking up, puking, and then checking the president's tweets (not necessarily in that order) are habits three through five of successful people
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Mar 31, 2017 19:44
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GobiasIndustries posted:Most previous press secretaries have multiple-hour briefs on what is going on so they can at least coherently lie through their teeth about things. I feel like Sean Spicer just wakes up from a horrible hangover, pounds a pot of coffee and strolls into the office like, 3 minutes before he has to do these things  part of the reason he's so upset during these is that he has to poo poo crazy bad.
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Inspector Hound posted:Hmm, maybe I'm the one misunderstanding then, i didn't think she was saying she was responsible for it just that it had happened, and snopes said an nyt article saris the same thing I forgot if she personally claimed 'credit' or not I suppose but the point is she wasn't in the office when that happened
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Mar 31, 2017 19:45
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i wonder if spicer thinks he's a smart person
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Mar 31, 2017 19:45
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lmao
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Mar 31, 2017 19:45
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Lastgirl posted:spice snipe This dude should stop shaking his head.
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Mar 31, 2017 19:45
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Prior to Spicy my entire experience of WH press briefings was CJ Cregg. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2016/apr/30/west-wings-cj-cregg-surprises-journalists-at-white-house-briefing-video
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Mar 31, 2017 19:45
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Office Pig posted:i wonder if spicer thinks he's a smart person Spicer strikes me as at least self aware enough to know he's the palace jester
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Mar 31, 2017 19:45
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TRUMP!!!
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Mar 31, 2017 19:46
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I wonder if Spicey leaves and is like "another Two Minutes Hate over  "
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Serf posted:burn down the newspaper imo Worked well for good ol' Joe Smith!
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GobiasIndustries posted:Most previous press secretaries have multiple-hour briefs on what is going on so they can at least coherently lie through their teeth about things. I feel like Sean Spicer just wakes up from a horrible hangover, pounds a pot of coffee and strolls into the office like, 3 minutes before he has to do these things basically two points: 1.) this entire administration is completely threadbare and only recently got a communications director, there's probably not enough people to actually get him on top of everything anyways 2.) he's insanely bad at his job
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sexpig by night posted:you know, West Wing was stupid fanfic jerkoff fantasy world stuff, where everyone in the Executive Branch was some genius master debater who know everything, but gently caress even they showed CJ studying before a big press day or something. How do you take this job and not even google poo poo before going out? Consider- the people preparing his briefings are likely equally incompetent (and understaffed)
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TwoStepBoog posted:TRUMP!!!
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Well that was a press briefing where absolutely no question was answered
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you know how there's a theme where turmp has been hiring people for secretary positions based on how confrontational they'll be with the departments they'll head and be bad for them i genuinely wonder if they took the same approach with spicy "the easter bunny man who has problems reading and writing, whats's his name? I want him as my mouthpiece. and another KFC famous bowl"
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Mar 31, 2017 19:46
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Sean should just move to LA or NY and do standup where people ask him questions about random poo poo because his answers to everything are loving amazing.
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Mar 31, 2017 19:47
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The first thing i do is wake up and check the president of the united states twitter to determine how dumb my day is going to be god bless
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Mar 31, 2017 19:47
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"I think what I was saying" YOU DONT HAVE TO THINK, YOU KNOW!
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sexpig by night posted:you know, West Wing was stupid fanfic jerkoff fantasy world stuff, where everyone in the Executive Branch was some genius master debater who know everything, but gently caress even they showed CJ studying before a big press day or something. How do you take this job and not even google poo poo before going out? Spicy works for Donald Trump, who has never prepared in advance for goddamn anything. Remember the debates? The whole admin believes in "fake it 'til you make it" as their governing policy.
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LGD posted:Consider- the people preparing his briefings are likely equally incompetent (and understaffed) that's somehow even worse. imagine that this actually IS Spicer prepped and ready
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