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Schnorkles posted:Grover Norquist has transcended the petty realm of partisan politics fools He's in the cloud now
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GrovNorq is an intensely weird man
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Nuclearmonkee posted:weed causes glaucoma Bob Marley died of brain cancer from smoking weed.
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Business Gorillas posted:He's in the cloud now *rips massive puff of vape* drat right
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logikv9 posted:vaping cures cancer episode idea: as rockys new obsession w vaping threatens team unity and the amiable atmosphere of ernies juice bar, lord zedd sends the fuming vape-pig to menace angel grove w a fruit-flavored fog of villainy
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Do we have any idea of the time for the financial disclosure presser?
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Norquist gets ostracized from the republican party after making an off the cuff remark at a fundraiser that he was going to "whip his wand out and blow some thick Cotton"
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Squizzle posted:episode idea: as rockys new obsession w vaping threatens team unity and the amiable atmosphere of ernies juice bar, lord zedd sends the fuming vape-pig to menace angel grove w a fruit-flavored fog of villainy can i get this in power rangers gif format?
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The_Raven posted:Are you an alien? yes.
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Former Everything posted:I was on a long conference call and fell down a rabbit hole after seeing who governor bevin appointed as a new commonwealth's attorney in a rural county. Why do these hilljacks who live in a trailer and can barely afford to keep a car running always own multiple very expensive guns
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sexpig by night posted:lol after days of trying to credit a stock market boom on Trump personally now people are trying to explain that the DOW going down massively this month is actually good the economy seems to be so rotten the only bright spot is retail/services so i know we're heading down lol
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gentlemen youve heard of the smoke filled back room now, welcome to the vape-filled back room
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just lol'd (laughed out loud) at 'brownback'
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a helpful bear posted:someone said this in nitecrew or here but the thought of it always makes me laugh: spicer looks like the guy in a zombie film that is hiding that he got bit a couple hours ago Sex Machine could get no immunity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx5S-peYzpM
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rocky: and it doesnt even cause cancer!! billy: actually rocky there is a dearth of rigorous clinical examination of that claim giving you insufficient grounds to conclude— rocky: [exhales a huge cloud in billys face] cram it nerdlinger
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politicians getting oral cancer from vaping is poetic
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paranoid randroid posted:gentlemen youve heard of the smoke filled back room 
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Squizzle posted:episode idea: as rockys new obsession w vaping threatens team unity and the amiable atmosphere of ernies juice bar, lord zedd sends the fuming vape-pig to menace angel grove w a fruit-flavored fog of villainy I'm the instigator in the group that gets pissed at the vaping kid
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Many such cases!
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This Nato ultimatum stuff is loving hilarious What the gently caress are they gonna do when no one changes anything
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Citizen Tayne posted:Why do these hilljacks who live in a trailer and can barely afford to keep a car running always own multiple very expensive guns At the risk of kicking off gunchat, none of those weapons are all that expensive, and I'd bet the single-barreled 16 gauge was downright cheap.
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Well it's only appropriate that Trump doesn't get to appoint anyone in his last year in office either 
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sexpig by night posted:lol after days of trying to credit a stock market boom on Trump personally now people are trying to explain that the DOW going down massively this month is actually good my coworkers are so transparently dumb about this, they clearly don't read any news other than Fox because they take the exact same stats and think it's terrible or the most amazing thing ever based entirely on who was in charge at the time. They flat refused to believe that the February 2017 jobs numbered lagged behind 2016 and 2015 in spite of them being right on the BLS website
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Chunky Salsa posted:I honestly don't know if this is going to happen, or if people will wise up and realize that everyone is disposable to him and then the true infighting begins. pretty sure the people smart enough to see this avoided trump entirely in the first place
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did he vape a jellyfish
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Nonsense posted:the economy seems to be so rotten the only bright spot is retail/services so i know we're heading down lol the dow going above 20k was a huge bubble based on the most optimistic blow job trump would give big considerations and  when it drops like a piss tape
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Business Gorillas posted:He's in the cloud now mandatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0w57ZoloYc
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lmao just lmao if you are so incompetent that you put Wall Street literally in charge of the economy and treasury, and not even normie Wall Street i'm talking Goldman, and the DOW still falls Maybe GS and all their ilk are in a similar dog catching the car moment and are becoming anxious Or maybe it's just because the GOP seems happy to annihilate the economy by not passing a budget or anything at all despite controlling everything
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paranoid randroid posted:gentlemen youve heard of the smoke filled back room https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr6t4eOQQVc
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This is long as gently caress and there are still a few hours left for poo poo to hit March http://trumpbone.zone • Trump is surprised the press loved his address to congress • NYT reports Obama White House spread intelligence to multiple agencies in case Trump WH decided to squash it • Wapo reports AG Jeff Sessions met a Russian ambassador twice while working for Trump’s campaign. Sen Al Franken had asked him an indirect question about Russia and Sessions ended up committing perjury by mistake during his hearings. • Sessions recuses himself from the Russia case • Flynn and Kushner are both reported to have also met with a Russian Ambassador in December 2016. • It is discovered Pence used personal email while governor and was hacked • Trump tweets a picture of Chuck Schumer with Putin and declares an investigation into it. Schumer, of course, dunks on him by explaining it was a state meeting, which we know because he released his taxes • Trump wakes up Saturday morning and has a tweet storm that bounces from topic to topic at random, includes: Sessions shouldn’t have recused himself, Obama wiretapped Trump Tower and did a Watergate, and Arnold Schwarzenegger was a loser game show host • Pure panic across Washington sets in over wiretap tweets. FBI Director Comey is said to be incredulous and begs the DOJ to dismiss the allegations. • Next Muslim Ban EO is signed which basically only takes Iraq off the list (15k ISIS members tho) and lets green card holders in. Still illegal. • Republicans’ Obamacare replacement called the American Health Care Act and literally no one likes it. It removes the insurance mandate, turns subsidies into tax credits and give tax breaks to health care executives who make over 500k for some reason • Trump drops in on a White House tour group because he is dying for some love and affection • Kellyanne says Obama could’ve taped Trump through hacked microwaves • CBO releases it’s report on Trumpcare and it will cut 337 billion off the deficit. And also 24 million people will lose their health insurance. • Ryan doubles down on fantasy by stating this is all actually a good thing in the name of choice • HHS Secretary states the CBO is lying and biased(CBO head was appointed by GOP house in 2015) but then they release their internal numbers WHICH ARE EVEN WORSE with 26 million losing their insurance. Meaning the CBO was handicapping themselves. • NY Attorney General uncovers that Rex Tillerson used an alias e-mail account named “Wayne Tracker” to discuss climate change and other subjects while at Exxon. • Ivanka Trump imported 53 tons of Chinese goods during her Dad’s inaugural speech in which he stated "Buy American, and Hire American" • Rachel Maddow scoops Trump's 2005 tax returns and finds he paid $38 million in taxes, on $150 million in incoming, not counting another $100 million in income from his 1995 tax loss. It is heavily implied that Trump leaked his own taxes considering they could well be his best returns. • Trump wakes up and whines about fake news and Snoop Dogg shooting a clown version of him in a music video • House intel leaders find zero evidence that Obama had Trump wiretapped. • Paul Ryan admits there is no way the AHCA bill can not pass in the House as is. • Hawaiian Federal Judge strikes down the second Muslim ban, this time using Trump and his close advisers' words against them. • Trump holds a rally in Nashville immediately after the judge struck down the ban, and rambles on about how we should go back to the original EO. Also leads the crowd into "Lock her up" chants (reminder: multiple Trump cabinet members have been using private e-mail accounts). • A 2018 budget is unveiled that has massive increases to defense spending, and major cuts to the EPA and things like arts and Meals on Wheels • Sebastian Gorka, a top national security adviser to President Trump and all around nutjob, is found to be a member of Vitezi Rend, a Hungarian group of Neo-Nazis.. • An airstrike on a mosque in Aleppo is called, leaving dozens upon dozens dead. • Trump and Angela Merkel, Germany PM, have a meeting, and during the photo op Merkel asks Trump if they would like to shake hands, which he refuses. Then they have a press conference where he implies they were both wiretapped by Obama, and that he gets his sources from Fox News instead of the agencies he runs. • Trump admin files papers to the federal court in Maryland to appeal the second Muslim ban. • The White House has been installing aides in Cabinet agencies that are checking and testing loyalty to Trump. A move that hasn't been done by previous presidents. • FBI Director Comey and NSA Director Rogers had a hearing before the House Intelligence Committee. It was extremely partisan, with Dems asked pointed questions about Russia and GOPers (namely Gowdy) more focused on leaks to reporters. Comey confirmed they are currently investigating the Trump/Russia connection. At one point, Trump tweeted Russia didn't not influence the election, and they both looked insanely pissed. • Trump holds a rally in Kentucky and surprisingly does not mention the hearing at all. • Paul Manafort allegedly took $750k from former Ukraine President who was pro-Russian and made steps to hide the payment • Rex Tillerson plans to skip an April NATO meeting to instead meet the Chinese President when he visits the US. Also plans to go to Russia at the end of the month. • Ivanka is getting an office in the West Wing for some reason along with security clearance and it is totally normal and not at all that Donald wants to gently caress his daughter. • Trump meets with House GOP members in the morning to bully them into passing the AHCA. He makes vague threats about making sure they won't get reelected. • Chuck Schumer calls for SC nominee Gorsuch's delay of hearing due to Trump-Russia prove by the FBI • AP reports Manafort has been working with a Russian billionaire to promote Russian influence in America since 2005. • House Intelligence Chairman Nunes comes out and says Trump's transition team, and perhaps Trump himself, were inadvertently surveilled by feds because they were talking to Russians who were bugged. The White House immediately hops on this to say that their wiretap claim is real. • Trump demands a vote on AHCA on the aniversary of Obamacare's signing. After being about 25-30 votes off, he pulls in the House Freedom Caucus and other House GOP members to beg them to commit career suicide. He says this is there last chance. Then after spending all day telling them the vote was happening today, they push it to tomorrow. • Trump gives possibly his most unhinged interview yet with Time about the way he lies. No words can express its insanity. Just read. • Nunes cancels a public hearing next week with Obama's director of National Intelligence, CIA director, and attorney general. Many flags across parties are raised that Nunes, instead of telling the new info to the committee, ran to the White House instead. • After spending all day saying the vote is happening, forcing House members to make a choice, and presumably to be put on a "list" by Trump for voting no, the AHCA is pulled from vote. The Republicans are in pure chaos. The President bluffed and folded. The worst poker move. On a phone call to Robert Costa, Trump begins to blame the Democrats(!?!) who weren't even offered a seat at the table, and whose votes they don't even need. • Senate investigators plan to question Jared Kushner over unreported meetings he had with Russian ambassadors and officials. • The White House and Nunes block former AG director Sally Yates from testifying to the House Intelligence Committee in a very convoluted way. The White House sent Yates a letter saying she needed to seek permission to testify. Her lawyer responds and tells them no. The White House doesn't respond, and instead presumably have Nunes cancel the hearing. • Trump signs executive order to wipe out Obama's climate change policies. • Congress votes to allow internet providers to sell browsing history of customers along with other awful poo poo. • Manafort is linked to bank accounts in Cyprus, with at least one used to receive millions from a Putin ally. • FBI Director Comey attempted to reveal Russian tampering with the 2016 election, but Obama admin officials stopped him. • Trump calls out the House Freedom Caucus for their obstruction in one of his bigger "shooting himself in the foot" moments. • Michael Flynn offers up testimony if he can be granted immunity. • Up to three White House officials were the ones who provided Nunes with the information he showed Trump before his intel committee. This leads others, including fellow Republicans, that he must recuse himself.
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Gringostar posted:the dow going above 20k was a huge bubble based on the most optimistic blow job trump would give big considerations and that guy's going to get to bust out his DOW 20,000 hat again
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you guys I'm starting to think Wall Street people don't actually know what they're doing but their status buffer insulates them from scrutiny??
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sexpig by night posted:lol after days of trying to credit a stock market boom on Trump personally now people are trying to explain that the DOW going down massively this month is actually good lol
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zegermans posted:did he vape a jellyfish if you watch it backwards it's like wtf this thing get it off me!
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