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Counterpoint Bad weed smells like straight up skunk rear end, so maybe smoke that poo poo on your balcony
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ElGroucho posted:Counterpoint Incidentally this is what pretty much all the comments were, that and "this was made up for upvotes"
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 17:48 |
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goose willis posted:If the diaper is empty that means poo poo didn't happen
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 18:55 |
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goose willis posted:If the diaper is empty that means poo poo didn't happen
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 21:04 |
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goose willis posted:If the diaper is empty that means poo poo didn't happen
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 06:06 |
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Why is there an or. It's especially bad on the second one considering those mare two distinct groups.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 07:48 |
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I guess b/c it's not supposed to be from just one specific student. Rather, "consider this to be from any student who belongs to group a, b, or c"
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 12:12 |
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Do any childfree women here get constant poo poo for not wanting kids? I used to be part of a few childfree pages on FB until I left because they were just so bitter about kids in general but apparently there's a page I missed. I'm not a huge fan of kids but I don't harbor an intense hatred (their favorite words to use is "breeders" or "cows"). Anyway, from the way these women talk their lives are constant harassment by co-workers, strangers, and family members about not wanting kids. I know that this indeed happens to people with their families at times, but I've never been looked at weird for never wanting kids and most people don't care that I don't want children. I think because those who know me probably agree that I shouldn't have kids. But what I'm talking about, like I said in the beginning, is constant harassment like these women insist happens. How often does this happen to the average childfree woman? The post that made me think of this: and article. quote:When 26-year-old Rose* tells people she doesn’t want kids, she gets called “a selfish bitch, a child hater, unlovable, etc. I've also been told no man will ever love me.”
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 16:36 |
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Child hating just needs perspective. It's perfectly okay to love your own kids and the kids of people close to you while hating "other peoples kids" because there's nothing worse than strangers kids. They are rude, entitled, overconfident, loud and smelly. Unlike the kids we love who are adorable in every way possible.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 17:05 |
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bean_shadow posted:Do any childfree women here get constant poo poo for not wanting kids? I used to be part of a few childfree pages on FB until I left because they were just so bitter about kids in general but apparently there's a page I missed. I'm not a huge fan of kids but I don't harbor an intense hatred (their favorite words to use is "breeders" or "cows"). Anyway, from the way these women talk their lives are constant harassment by co-workers, strangers, and family members about not wanting kids. I know that this indeed happens to people with their families at times, but I've never been looked at weird for never wanting kids and most people don't care that I don't want children. I think because those who know me probably agree that I shouldn't have kids. But what I'm talking about, like I said in the beginning, is constant harassment like these women insist happens. My mom did until she remarried and her new husband had a 4-yo daughter. Mysteriously stopped after that. On the other hand, my younger brother and his wife have a little girl about a year old and another on the way. Seeing how happy it makes my dad and step-mom to be grandparents makes me a little sad that we didn't try harder back in the day. And by "try harder" I mean "don't be physically incapable of having kids" so not really an option.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 17:12 |
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bean_shadow posted:Do any childfree women here get constant poo poo for not wanting kids? Though I do catch poo poo for it, it's nowhere near constant, but I'm also single and living in New York City so being a childless woman is a lot more socially acceptable here. quote:How often does this happen to the average childfree woman? I can't really speak for everyone, but it comes up enough that it can get kind of annoying. I can't imagine how much more poo poo people get when they're in committed relationships with no intention of having children.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 17:14 |
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bean_shadow posted:Do any childfree women here get constant poo poo for not wanting kids? I used to be part of a few childfree pages on FB until I left because they were just so bitter about kids in general but apparently there's a page I missed. I'm not a huge fan of kids but I don't harbor an intense hatred (their favorite words to use is "breeders" or "cows"). Anyway, from the way these women talk their lives are constant harassment by co-workers, strangers, and family members about not wanting kids. I know that this indeed happens to people with their families at times, but I've never been looked at weird for never wanting kids and most people don't care that I don't want children. I think because those who know me probably agree that I shouldn't have kids. But what I'm talking about, like I said in the beginning, is constant harassment like these women insist happens. This is the type of person where being childfree is such a core part of their personality that it's an appropriate thing to use to talk about yourself at a corporate meeting. People probably do say things about it way more then they should about another person's business, but there is no doubt in my mind they see everyone who isn't part of their childfree world as someone looking down on them whether they actually care or not.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 17:56 |
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http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/drexel-professor-wanted-to-vomit-after-service-member-given-courtesy-on-plane/ar-BBz4bYx?li=BBnbfcL This just seems a little too perfect for getting conservatives whipped into a frenzy. A liberal professor wanted to puke after seeing a soldier given courtesy. Really? This became a news story how?
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 17:57 |
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Leon Einstein posted:http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/drexel-professor-wanted-to-vomit-after-service-member-given-courtesy-on-plane/ar-BBz4bYx?li=BBnbfcL He has made stupid headline-grabbing comments before, it's just for attention. That said, I can understand rolling my eyes a bit and thinking the person is a bit of a self-congratulatory idiot if they did it for an international business class flight where the seats cost a few grand, but domestic first class, who cares, let the soldier have the seat if it makes you feel better. In both cases it's a silly gesture but if you're going to make it at least do it when it doesn't cost you thousands of dollars.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 18:03 |
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He must get paid well by Fox to be a liberal caricature.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 18:08 |
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RE: Child-freeness - People do often ask me if I have children and, when I tell them I don't, ask me why. I think asking why someone doesn't have kids is intrusive - unless there's a throne to fill, it's not anybody else's business why a couple doesn't have children - but I don't know how to call people out without making it look like I'm the rude one. Ultimately, I choose not to let it bother me. People tend to accept my explanation; nobody has scolded or insulted me yet. e: Content - Made A Blood Enemy That Day BAKERY | MARGATE, KENT, UK | BAD BEHAVIOR, LANGUAGE & WORDS, PRANK (My job mainly involves emptying sanitary bins in ladies toilets. I’m about to service a bakery when I see a couple get out of a car and go inside.) Man: *with thick Spanish accent* “One loaf of [bread].” Baker: “Okay, that will be a few minutes. There’s just some in the oven.” Me: “Hi, just here to do the bins.” Baker: “Okay, go through.” (As I go through I hear the man speak again.) Man: *in Spanish* “What a loser to do a job like that.” (Once I’m done, I went back out to my van. The couple had gone but their car was still there. I went back inside and asked to borrow some red food colouring. They let me take a very small bottle and I went back to my van, grabbed a tampon that I use to stock machines with, dipped the end in the food colouring, and then left it on the window of his car. When I next went to the bakery they told me they got a giggle out of his reaction.) Pththya-lyi has a new favorite as of 18:54 on Mar 31, 2017 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:RE: Child-freeness - People do often ask me if I have children and, when I tell them I don't, ask me why. I think asking why someone doesn't have kids is intrusive - unless there's a throne to fill, it's not anybody else's business why a couple doesn't have children - but I don't know how to call people out without making it look like I'm the rude one. Ultimately, I choose not to let it bother me. People tend to accept my explanation; nobody has scolded or insulted me yet. Lol what the gently caress world is this where emptying the sanitary bins isn't the responsibility of the normal cleaning staff (which at a bakery would just be the employees) but something you hire an outside contractor for? Is this actually a thing?
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 20:41 |
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And why would you announce that's what you were doing? Just go and do the job, janitors don't pop into classrooms and say "hey, I'm just here to wipe down the shitters, carry on".
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 20:44 |
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More Not Always Right:quote:Smoking Pot Calling The Kettle… Black quote:Will You See Them Later, Alligator? quote:I’m So Tolerant I Can’t STOP Talking About It! quote:Wish You Could Give Them A Cold Shower quote:Sometimes, The Compliments ARE Complimentary
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 21:13 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Lol what the gently caress world is this where emptying the sanitary bins isn't the responsibility of the normal cleaning staff (which at a bakery would just be the employees) but something you hire an outside contractor for? Is this actually a thing? I assume he's specifically referring to the sanitized/hazardous material boxes (like the ones they have for used needles at airports and sometimes have in women's restrooms for biohazard material.) This still didn't happen.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 21:15 |
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I hate all the people who wrote those. The family wanting to swim with gators is especially egregious.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 21:17 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:More Not Always Right: The truck stop one is pretty possible. I worked at a truck stop for three years, and people would try to scam showers. It's not a very interesting story, though. Customers try to get free poo poo they didn't earn all the time. They just was hoping the clerk wouldn't notice what receipt he had or just wouldn't care.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 21:24 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:TRUCK STOP Yeah, not his girlfriend, and not interested in shower. If it happened.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 21:24 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Lol what the gently caress world is this where emptying the sanitary bins isn't the responsibility of the normal cleaning staff (which at a bakery would just be the employees) but something you hire an outside contractor for? Is this actually a thing? Lol because menstrual blood and tissue looks just like food coloring, right guys?
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 21:27 |
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There's a pattern I've been noticing with retail "confessions" or stuff on Not Always Right. The interesting ones with the wacky characters are clearly fake. The other ones are just... who cares? "I WORK AT [PLACE] AND THERE WAS A LONG LINE AND THE CUSTOMERS WERE UNREASONABLY MAD." "A CUSTOMER TRIED TO GET FREE STUFF THAT THEY DIDN'T DESERVE AND THEY GOT IT/DIDN'T GET IT." "SOMEONE ASKED ME A REAL DUMB QUESTION AND I WAS LIKE UGGGGH." That sucks, dude. I don't want to hear a boring story about it.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 21:28 |
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Not Always Right is not just shooting fish in a barrel, it's hand-grenading them.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 21:35 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Lol what the gently caress world is this where emptying the sanitary bins isn't the responsibility of the normal cleaning staff (which at a bakery would just be the employees) but something you hire an outside contractor for? Is this actually a thing? At least in Australia and the UK, sanitary bins can't be emptied by regular cleaning staff. They have big writing on them saying "CLEANERS DO NOT EMPTY THIS BIN". They're full of blood and tissue so you have to get someone else in to do it. Also, "One loaf of [bread]"
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Disproportionate Orphan posted:The truck stop one is pretty possible. I worked at a truck stop for three years, and people would try to scam showers. It's not a very interesting story, though. Customers try to get free poo poo they didn't earn all the time. They just was hoping the clerk wouldn't notice what receipt he had or just wouldn't care. That one and the "tolerance" one, I can believe. The latter sounds very much like a guy who didn't believe in global warming when he came to do his training and exams. He ranted about how it's a scam all the way to his practical exam out back.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 21:56 |
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The comment saying that her niece stories are always great makes me want to go through and see what other stdh her niece gets into.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 22:17 |
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Yes, the teacher is the snowflake
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 01:05 |
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I'm an assistant receptionist at a dentist's office, working part-time while studying for my macrobiology degree at uni. Normally it's a pretty quiet job, people come in for their appointments, they wait, I call them when it's time to go in, simple. But one day, this loud, red-faced woman barged in...] Woman (Crazy): EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO FILE A COMPLAINT!! AUGHHHH!!! Boss: Of course, if you wait here I will finish dealing with this customer and then I will be with you shortly. Woman: NOOOOOOooo!! NOT THAT!! I WANT TO COMPLAIN NOOOooOOWWW!! Boss: (Sigh) Yes madam. What seems to be the trouble? Woman: UAH!! UGH!!! I CAME HERE FOR A CHECK UP THREE WEEKS AGO AND MY TEETH STILL GOT DIRTY!! F*** YOU YOU B****!! Me (standing up, the flames of righteousness burning brightly in my eyes): Excuse me, miss, but I have to step in here. First of all, just getting a check up isn't enough to stop your teeth getting dirty - you need to brush them and apply proper dental hygiene. Secondly, it's ridiculous to think that nine-eleven could have been anything but the result of an inside job. Thermite is the only substance that could have burned hot enough to melt the steel girders in the world trade center buildings. Thirdly, it's not fair for you to be so rude and impolite to my associate here, who is just trying to do her job. Now if you can't be more respectful to me and my boss here, we're going to have to ask you to leave. Woman (Cowering pathetically, like the dog she was): WHAT THE F***ING S***!? YOU F***ING N***** B****!!! YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, I'M BEST FRIENDS WITH THE OWNER!! UAHHHH! I THINK NINE-ELEVEN ACTUALLY HAPPENED!! I'LL KILL YOU!! [After this the woman RAN out of the building, furious, and everyone sitting down in the waiting room actually stood up and applauded for me! Later some of them came over to me and told me that they were "surprised" that anyone could be so rude, they congratulated me for being brave, and they also said that they agreed that 9/11 never happened. Don't trust the government. Get the facts.] https://www.somethingawful.com/news/customer-always-right/
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 01:33 |
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g0m owns
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 02:46 |
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Whoever made this clearly hasen't actually played D&D before. So are they are starting at the top of the steps or at the bottom? At first it seems like the bottom since he is running UP stairs with his speed increase but then when the DM is calculating his running speed he is somehow magically at the bottom again? If all the steps are doing is doubling his movement speed each time then what exactly is causing him to go so fast as to cause the Big Bang? It's changing how FAR you can move not how FAST Also if you want to get technical about it, all the Boots of Speed do in 5e is double your walking speed so even if somehow the trap made him run up the stairs super fast then the boots wouldn't have any sort of effect in that regard
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 11:53 |
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:
Well that's what speed is yes. Speed is distance over time and in dnd combat time is set (6 seconds iirc but i havrnt played since 3.5) therefore speed changes how far you could move in a turn.
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 12:20 |
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Aerox posted:g0m owns g0m is the best
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 12:29 |
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:
all this autism about D&D and you don't even get how motion works
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Slime posted:all this autism about D&D and you don't even get how motion works
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stdh: staying awake in science class
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