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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Huge milestone? They dumped out .f Apparently 2 gigs to fix full landing pads.
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Ayn Marx posted:I love how proud Derek is to post these ugly rear end screenshots like that was going to somehow shut MoMA up At least he has a game you can play. Graphics aren't everything either. I've put more hours into Paradox games than any other, and I don't play those for the graphics.
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Our resident internet warlord needs a gentle touch, but at least we have moma here to keep him occupied.
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The SC sub redit is loving awful now to use, they've spunked wing commander poo poo all over it and your cursor is a space dildo or something
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ManofManyAliases posted:Hi everyone! Sales. Always the sales.
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Colostomy Bag posted:They dumped out .f Progress! 400+ employees made this happen!
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I'm a bit out of the loop, is there anything of note actually in 2.6.2 or what the gently caress ever? Also MoMA you should come play MWO with us. You'll love it because I know you like mech games and also opportunities to give terrible people all your money for a lovely product that can barely be called a video game.
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https://twitter.com/DisturbedJim83/status/847908267477151745 https://twitter.com/iq_derek/status/847919855865126913 https://twitter.com/TarkaRoshe/status/847920997168803840
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Those are pretty drat ugly but also cute as hell LOD is the Pug of videogames. Fundamentally broken, wheezing and farting it's way through life, and yet entirely inoffensive and endearing in it's own special way.  I'm not sure what SC is in this analogy.
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https://twitter.com/CreauxTeeRhobat/status/847496601387978755 https://twitter.com/CreauxTeeRhobat/status/847510865884585984 https://twitter.com/CreauxTeeRhobat/status/847511248384040962
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dereks ugly game sincerely looks cool and good. if i wanted fidelity id watch national geographic
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peter gabriel posted:The SC sub redit is loving awful now to use, they've spunked wing commander poo poo all over it and your cursor is a space dildo or something
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Is there a source for that last one or is it just folklore?
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Fatkraken posted:LOD is the Pug of videogames. Fundamentally broken, wheezing and farting it's way through life, and yet entirely inoffensive and endearing in it's own special way. A proposal for a genetically engineered dog that takes all of the best traits of every dog, with zero negative traits, while being immortal and making GBS threads rose smelling gold bricks. His company, in the last 5 years, has so far produced this  The guy selling the idea for hundreds of millions is currently yachting off the coast of Italy doing research. He hopes to have some progress by the Monaco Grand Prix. If not Maui should help and it really helps he can get everywhere super fast in his $145,000 Porsche. Space Crabs fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Mar 31, 2017 |
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sidenote but The Thing totally loving rocks
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peter gabriel posted:The SC sub redit is loving awful now to use, they've spunked wing commander poo poo all over it and your cursor is a space dildo or something That's some Stimperial April Fools because they don't understand how to do a proper April Fools joke adjusted for local time instead of just GMT. You can thank me later Goonmando!
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peter gabriel posted:The SC sub redit is loving awful now to use, they've spunked wing commander poo poo all over it and your cursor is a space dildo or something The picture of a stoned Mark Hamill is nice.
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I keep thinking the special CIG whale dinner was "Dinner for Schmucks" situation. Like, all of upper management invites a whale at then when it's over they vote on who had the most pathetic whale. Wesha in his furs it trying to act like he thinks Elon Musk might. Dickwulf talking about how he thinks he's going to score with this Norwegian girl he's been sending ships and other jpegs to. Moma showing off his belt...
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boviscopophobic posted:Is there a source for that last one or is it just folklore? Derek tweeted the link to Sandi's IMDB page a couple years ago and it's evolved since then in backers minds I posted about it awhile ago Space Crabs posted:I like how that too has been distorted over time by backers. Basically Star Citizen has been in development so long that stories are being passed down to new generations by Bards and they forget some of the lyrics each time. So you are right, it's literal folklore. Just like how the Xi'an Scout thing is now a mystery, and Doorgate never happened, and Accelewrath sending pictures of his dick to girls on RSI forums and getting the girls banned when they complained was actually CIG just stamping out a goon Social Justice Conspiracy.
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alf_pogs posted:sidenote but The Thing totally loving rocks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT7AH4JyuNs
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boviscopophobic posted:Is there a source for that last one or is it just folklore? It's canon in the shitizenverse; no source necessary. Also IIRC the whole "our employee IDs don't say CIG on them" thing was a classic Lesnick deflection, but the Escapist podcast after the article got noticed said they talked to former employees on Skype and compared them with LinkedIn profile photos for verification (as well as looking at pay stubs), but shitizens still love to trot out that old canard. Wise Learned Man fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Mar 31, 2017 |
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Fatkraken posted:LOD is the Pug of videogames. Fundamentally broken, wheezing and farting it's way through life, and yet entirely inoffensive and endearing in it's own special way. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Painted_fish Unethical, not what it looks like. The color fades after a few months, or it just dies. Neither more interactive nor more interesting than a dog, yet it's owners will insist it is better.
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thatguy posted:You should check out Derek's game. It looks like it's from the 90's as well. 
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Beet Wagon posted:I'm a bit out of the loop, is there anything of note actually in 2.6.2 or what the gently caress ever? The Buccaneer is flyable. Toilet works? Or was that 2.6.1? Megamap partial something. Prone and some other maneuver removed from Star Marine.
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peter gabriel posted:The SC sub redit is loving awful now to use, they've spunked wing commander poo poo all over it and your cursor is a space dildo or something please try to calm down  Tokyo Sexwale fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Apr 1, 2017 |
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Hopefully his next train of thought may be to ask himself why the main webpage is designed to deceive the common visitor. Paying attention to something on a daily basis should mean "I know more details than the common people." In CIGs case, paying attention basically means "I know where the lies are and sort of what is real and is not." This is unfortunate, but somehow continues to be not alarming to backers. Wish MoMA responded to my Microsoft lies bit. I'd love to know which lie will be the lie that brings the whole thing down. If there is such a lie. The CEO lying about releases dates since day 0 and basically postponing release indefinitely is apparently not enough somehow. Really if you want a game so much, and don't care if you ever actually get it and are endless teased like a donkey with a carrot on a stick, I don't think there's anything that could be said to sway you. Once you no longer care about the end result the journey is all you have to hold on to.
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Hm. Looks like he's traveling at about 8 legs per dune mound. Or 8l/dm. Somebody get NASA on the loving phone with this!
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Q1 is in the books! Quarterly funding is down $1,752,326.31 (26%) compared to 2016, and down $3,806,451.93 (43%) compared to 2015.  
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boviscopophobic posted:Q1 is in the books! Quarterly funding is down $1,752,326.31 (26%) compared to 2016, and down $3,806,451.93 (43%) compared to 2015. It's dead Jim. Fantastic work by the way.
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Chin posted:haha they got you good!! Wait, is that an Apr 
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boviscopophobic posted:Q1 is in the books! Quarterly funding is down $1,752,326.31 (26%) compared to 2016, and down $3,806,451.93 (43%) compared to 2015.
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thatguy posted:I've found a way to not only laugh at the people obsessed with Star Citizen but the people who are obsessed with laughing at the people who are obsessed with Star Citizen. Now you may think it ends there but within the past year or so I've also begun to laugh at the people who come into this thread and are obsessed with telling the people who are obsessed with laughing at the obsessed Star Citizens that they're wrong/creepy/hypocritical/obsessed.
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"Have we successfully documented, over the span of years, how little this person matters yet? I was sure we had gotten the point across around the first 500,000 words but we should probably keep going to make people understand how little we care"
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Just think, there are backers like MoMA who are actually excited and hyped about x.x.2 "bug fix patch" Meanwhile, games like Miscreated (on the same engine) just added 50 player servers (through a delta patcher!!!!), Blackwake has a major patch in a few weeks with a 2 man team, and now I see Stellaris updated?
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:No you see in Star Citizen you will control your drill pressure when mining, so the grind will feel awesome and fidelitous 
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