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Alan Smithee posted:Jurasspiss Park we bred lols
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*giant spackled egg under an incubator light begins to move. Cracks form against the surface and Sean Spicer's malnourished form collapses out, the egg still full of untouched Dippin' dots*
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System Metternich posted:Nah, if anything trump is like Crassus: Can we send trump to Iran so that they pour molten gold down his throat
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Im sure he read them before he forgot to sign them
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Blow posted:The funniest thing is to be living in another country and watching this loving trainwreck. lol if you don't think trump is the reason for the mad maxening
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Through science I've divined that the American politician with the most pornstar sounding name is Arizona congresswoman Kyrsten Sinema
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lilljonas posted:Well, he's right. If Trump & co are all convicted of treason, the leaks are bound to stop. If the piss tape is real the leaks will never stop because we will stream the poo poo nonstop lol We will never be able to piss without laughing lmao
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Mar 31, 2017 23:02
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All hail our beta male president
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Lightning Lord posted:Through science I've divined that the American politician with the most pornstar sounding name is Arizona congresswoman Kyrsten Sinema Bonus: She's bisexual
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Space Camp fuckup posted:Bonus: She's bisexual Ex-Mormon bisexual congresswoman with "Sinema" as part of her name, her life is a porn It rules and if I was in Arizona I'd vote for her
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Alan Smithee posted:All hail our beta male president
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Mar 31, 2017 23:07
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I am sick and feel like garbage today but this thread still provides lols laughter is the best medicine
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he's got half of the equation down pat
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Skypie posted:laughter is the best medicine Especially when you don't have healthcare
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I keep wondering how it will end for his supporters. I keep getting end of Conan, where Thulsa Dooms followers realize they were duped and just hang their heads and go home in shame
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Lil Peeler posted:I keep wondering how it will end for his supporters. I keep getting end of Conan, where Thulsa Dooms followers realize they were duped and just hang their heads and go home in shame At least he could turn into a snake
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It'll be like the end of Animal House. Bernie Sanders in a pirate costume. Paul Ryan: Killed by his own aides in Baltimore
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turn off the TV posted:There was an interview on Fresh Air where an ex Christian said that it blew his mind when some atheists convinced him not to steal something because it would be immoral. Comedian Pete Holmes yeah
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how can you forget the signing at a signing? o h yes old people brain rot disease
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Alan Smithee posted:Comedian Pete Holmes yeah lol Pete "keeps getting chances despite that face and not being funny" Holmes.
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Egbert Souse posted:It'll be like the end of Animal House. Bernie Sanders in a pirate costume. geez paul ryan has AIDs? that is terrible
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lol Flynn last year said at a rally "if I'd done a tenth of what [Hillary Clinton] did I'd be in jail right now!" He actually said that lmao.
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Egbert Souse posted:Especially when you don't have healthcare oh I have health care. but my premiums are like $500/mo because I'm American lol
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Every meeting with any foreign politician will be "difficult" because they will have at least half a clue about whats going on in the world while you have none you moron.
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I just woke up from a dream wherein Trump had appointed Tracy Jordan, the fictional character from 30 Rock, to be ambassador to North Korea. The dream was as hilarious as it was terrifying. Moreso in that it was not all that far fetched...
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Don't worry, tho, he also appointed Liz Lemon to help.
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Applewhite posted:I just woke up from a dream wherein Trump had appointed Tracy Jordan, the fictional character from 30 Rock, to be ambassador to North Korea. Like I said the reason he snubbed Condi was because she hosed Alec Baldwin
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unpacked robinhood posted:My morals consist of being scared of the omnipotent daddy figure, what's your ahteist ?? Lightning Lord posted:Through science I've divined that the American politician with the most pornstar sounding name is Arizona congresswoman Kyrsten Sinema Dunno, Donald Trump sounds like a goof porn star with a huge swinging shlong. That scares me a little bit but not as much as roaming black holes. gently caress those. Skypie posted:oh I have health care. but my premiums are like $500/mo because I'm American lol
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Mr Havafap posted:I'm scared of roaming black holes. Not just the big ones but quantum black holes with a diameter same as an atom. It would just sink into Earths core and vacuum matter over time until we all fall down the mother of all sink holes. A black hole that small would evaporate after a few seconds due to Hawking Radiation.
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Mr Havafap posted:Dunno, Donald Trump sounds like a goof porn star with a huge swinging shlong. That scares me a little bit but not as much as roaming black holes. gently caress those. I've since discovered there's also a congresswoman named Cheri Bustos too
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Applewhite posted:A black hole that small would evaporate after a few seconds due to Hawking Radiation. Not if.. not if it didn't! Your imaginary omnipotent god scares you into moral behavior whereas my voracious midge does the same for me. Lightning Lord posted:I've since discovered there's also a congresswoman named Cheri Bustos too Whooaaa.. I think you may have stumbled upon a conspiracy, a pornspiracy. Mr Havafap fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Apr 1, 2017 |
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Mr Havafap posted:Lol, so you have to choose between like, rent or health care? No I'm lucky enough to make decent wages, and my fiancee earns enough to help with bills so we still enjoy a solidly middle class lifestyle despite outrageous health care costs. My deductible is like $3000 and max out of pocket is $7500 though so all things said and done, if we have major emergencies (like one we just had where the fiancee needed surgery) then we're looking at around $14000 or so for medical expenses. MAGA lol
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