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Cephalocidal
Dec 23, 2005

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

If u install the Clapper you get a lightshiw when you gently caress

do it with a red light so everything flashes like a boss monster about to die when you bust into a sprint for the finish

the rhythmic clapping of Ed Balls

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
pretty proud of my contributions today

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,



Democratic Socialists and Social Democrats Debate About Whether Change Can Be Effectively Achieved Within The System Or Whether It Requires Demolishing Existing Institutions And Creating New Ones While World Burns Around Them, movie at 11.

For real though that essay goes on forever and I couldn't figure out what side the author was on or what side we were supposed to agree with so I gave up and made spaghetti.

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011



What a wacky room

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

pretty proud of my contributions today

u peaked now tho

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

its all downhill from here schnorkles

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Turdfuzz posted:

its all downhill from here schnorkles

age sets in

start to fall behind, the posting game gets harder, can't respond as quick

tough road from here

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

if only theyd legalize postin growth hormone

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
yer a has-been Schnork

youll be lucky to get a gig playin the Circus Circus buffet

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
status update: i chose vodka

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
i choose vodka

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
VH1's True Hollywood Stories presents: Schnorkles, Rise and Fall of a Posting Empire

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

paranoid randroid posted:

VH1's True Hollywood Stories presents: Schnorkles, Rise and Fall of a Posting Empire

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T SNORT A PILE OF COCAINE

I'm KING I tell you! KING

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
not sure how to catch Squizzle tbh. That sort of posting zen is pretty untouchable

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

so what's everyone drinking
im drinking mike's hard lemonade

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

RUM HAM posted:

1300 new posts since I left work. WTF else happened?

Nothing matters and no one posts anything of any worth including me (especially me)

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

aint about the post count
its all about the brand

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Schnorkles posted:

not sure how to catch Squizzle tbh. That sort of posting zen is pretty untouchable

Such as diarrhea, just let it flow

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

Turdfuzz posted:

aint about the post count
its all about the brand

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Schnorkles posted:

pretty proud of my contributions today

who are you?

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Turdfuzz posted:

aint about the post count
its all about the brand

You do have a good brand, for a poop slinging monkey

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

TwoStepBoog posted:

so what's everyone drinking
im drinking mike's hard lemonade

i'm sober.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

TwoStepBoog posted:

so what's everyone drinking
im drinking mike's hard lemonade

kokanee and diluted cider

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Turdfuzz posted:

aint about the post count
its all about the brand

i try to embrace glad plane

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


TwoStepBoog posted:

so what's everyone drinking
im drinking mike's hard lemonade

Milk with a lime in it

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

TwoStepBoog posted:

so what's everyone drinking
im drinking mike's hard lemonade

a 24 pack of old style while listening to the F Plus 24 hour charity stream

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

guys spicy ain't gonna last. I hope Steve Miller replaces him

The Jack Chop Guy
Mar 31, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

This game owned

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

If u install the Clapper you get a lightshiw when you gently caress

I laughed way too hard at this and now my wife is asking me what's going on and I don't have the heart to tell her that strobe effect she loves so much isn't intentional

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Solarin posted:

guys spicy ain't gonna last. I hope Steve Miller replaces him

tbf press seceretary tends to have a pretty high turnover rate regardless, but his tenure will likely be shorter than most

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

tbf press seceretary tends to have a pretty high turnover rate regardless, but his tenure will likely be shorter than most

its a job that really fucken sucks

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

Solarin posted:

guys spicy ain't gonna last. I hope Steve Miller replaces him

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

The Jack Chop Guy posted:

This game owned

gently caress yeah

i keep forgetting its on the 3ds store

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Turdfuzz posted:

its a job that really fucken sucks

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
I want sean hannity to be the next press secretary.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

spicy makes me laugh in a way idk if other ppl could

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Chokes McGee posted:

I laughed way too hard at this and now my wife is asking me what's going on and I don't have the heart to tell her that strobe effect she loves so much isn't intentional

Slip her the EASY D

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Dolash posted:

Democratic Socialists and Social Democrats Debate About Whether Change Can Be Effectively Achieved Within The System Or Whether It Requires Demolishing Existing Institutions And Creating New Ones While World Burns Around Them, movie at 11.

Well we tried the first one and it didn't work out so well, so

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Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

tbf press seceretary tends to have a pretty high turnover rate regardless, but his tenure will likely be shorter than most

there was some GOP guy on the tee vee that was banging out talking points like a loving boss and the last thing he suggested is Spicy and Rince Pubes are gonna be poo poo canned by summer and I believe it because why not blame them for the total shitshow this first 100 days has been.

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