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long-ass nips Diane: Dec 13, 2010; Breathe.

FAROOQ posted:

TELL ME ABOUT THIS RUMOUR THAT TAKER/REIGNS IS ON LAST

The rumor is that Taker/Reigns is on last

# ? Apr 1, 2017 03:32

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# ? May 8, 2024 09:39

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

FAROOQ posted:

TELL ME ABOUT THIS RUMOUR THAT TAKER/REIGNS IS ON LAST

Dave said he did some polling about the match with the most buzz. WWE did the same thing independently to figure out what they should place last on the show

They both got the same answer, and it was Taker/Reigns

# ? Apr 1, 2017 03:35

FAROOQ: Aug 20, 2014; by Smythe

gently caress.

MY FRIENDS ARE MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN ME SO 2 WOMEN AND 3 MEN GOES BADLY FOR ME ALSO REIGNS IS MAIN EVENTING 4 MANIAS IN A ROW

# ? Apr 1, 2017 03:43

Liquid Communism: Mar 9, 2004; Out here, everything hurts.

FAROOQ posted:

TELL ME ABOUT THIS RUMOUR THAT TAKER/REIGNS IS ON LAST

Taker's almost always on last at outdoor shows. His entrance sucks if it's still light out.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 03:52

Paracaidas: Sep 24, 2016; Consistently Tedious!

FAROOQ posted:

gently caress.

MY FRIENDS ARE MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN ME SO 2 WOMEN AND 3 MEN GOES BADLY FOR ME ALSO REIGNS IS MAIN EVENTING 4 MANIAS IN A ROW

Your math is wrong, unless you're a psychic. Which will totally help you in the 5th wheel department.

Also, never fear. I've seen something like this play out on a smaller scale before and it ended reasonably well, provided you can hold up to getting glassed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XXfqPRG4TQ

# ? Apr 1, 2017 04:17

FAROOQ: Aug 20, 2014; by Smythe

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# ? Apr 1, 2017 04:37

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Liquid Communism posted:

Taker's almost always on last at outdoor shows. His entrance sucks if it's still light out.

They're on the east coast this time though so it'll be dark way before the end of the show

# ? Apr 1, 2017 05:09

Super No Vacancy: Jul 26, 2012

its dark right now and its not even sunday yet

# ? Apr 1, 2017 05:39

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

rovert posted:

Cornette will get involved at Takeover. Taking out Ellering.

can't wait to see which of the teams he's in favor of. hoping for AoP swerve

# ? Apr 1, 2017 05:40

AlmightyPants: Mar 14, 2001; King of Scheduling; Pillbug

rovert posted:

Cornette will get involved at Takeover. Taking out Ellering.

I am so happy that Cornette is going to be involved with the Revival, even if it's just this once.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 08:57

Spermgod: Jan 8, 2012; pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS

he knows..

roman reigns is good and i'm glad he's main eventing wrestle mania

# ? Apr 1, 2017 12:44

OctoberCountry: Oct 9, 2012

rovert posted:

Cornette will get involved at Takeover. Taking out Ellering.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

# ? Apr 2, 2017 02:20

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

OctoberCountry posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

Maybe he'll take out Goldberg tomorrow instead

# ? Apr 2, 2017 02:21

abraham linksys: Sep 6, 2010

NXT:

quote:

- Heavy Machinery defeated The Bollywood Boyz
- Peyton Royce defeated Aliyah
- Oney Lorcan defeated El Vagabundo (Elias Samson)]

Elias Samson used a Volador Jr match apparently lol

http://www.mediotiempo.com/lucha-libre/2017/04/01/luchador-de-nxt-utilizo-mascara-de-volador-jr

# ? Apr 2, 2017 04:05

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

AlmightyPants posted:

I am so happy that Cornette is going to be involved with the Revival, even if it's just this once.

Plans change

# ? Apr 2, 2017 05:04

Defiance Industries: Jul 22, 2010; A five-star manufacturer

That's what you said to get out of your toxx, too

# ? Apr 2, 2017 05:05

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

Sounds like what someone who got worked would say

# ? Apr 2, 2017 05:06

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

They decided to go with someone with better podcast numbers, Sam Roberts

# ? Apr 2, 2017 05:15

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

Worked himself into a shoot brother.

# ? Apr 2, 2017 05:15

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

TheKingslayer posted:

Worked himself into a shoot brother.

Like being told WWE/Progress goes public April 1st or Riddle would drop the Atlas title.

# ? Apr 2, 2017 05:20

Edge & Christian: May 20, 2001; Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

Teddy Long will get involved at the Ultimate Thrillride, taking out THE UNDERTAKER for abandoning him.

# ? Apr 2, 2017 05:21

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Rovert do you have any scoops on what the WWE FFXIV announcement is

# ? Apr 2, 2017 05:22

Beef Jerky Robot: Sep 20, 2009; "And the DICK?"

Midnightghoul posted:

Rovert do you have any scoops on what the WWE FFXIV announcement is

ifrit wears jorts now

# ? Apr 2, 2017 05:27

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Found smart money on it, nevermind

-1200 Raubahn wins ATGBR
-800 Evil Emma and Summer Rae redebut as Miqo'te sisters
-500 Sheamus announces new Hildibrand gimmick
-400 Nanamo Ul Namo announced as new Raw GM
+200 Lallafel harem themed HHH entrance
+600 Roman Reigns turns heel, merges Roman Empire and Garlean Empire
+1200 Goldberg gets to at least Greased Lightning III in his match

# ? Apr 2, 2017 05:44

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

rovert posted:

Like being told WWE/Progress goes public April 1st or Riddle would drop the Atlas title.

april fools

# ? Apr 2, 2017 05:46

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

rovert posted:

Like being told WWE/Progress goes public April 1st or Riddle would drop the Atlas title.

Yeah none of that really means anything to me so... congratulations or whatever?

# ? Apr 2, 2017 05:47

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

Midnightghoul posted:

Found smart money on it, nevermind

-1200 Raubahn wins ATGBR
-800 Evil Emma and Summer Rae redebut as Miqo'te sisters
-500 Sheamus announces new Hildibrand gimmick
-400 Nanamo Ul Namo announced as new Raw GM
+200 Lallafel harem themed HHH entrance
+600 Roman Reigns turns heel, merges Roman Empire and Garlean Empire
+1200 Goldberg gets to at least Greased Lightning III in his match

summer rae strikes me more of a Garuda

# ? Apr 2, 2017 05:48

long-ass nips Diane: Dec 13, 2010; Breathe.

Cesaro is obviously Hildibrand

# ? Apr 2, 2017 05:49

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

long-rear end nips Diane posted:

Cesaro is obviously Hildibrand

actually i think you want sheamus

# ? Apr 2, 2017 05:50

Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Midnightghoul posted:

Rovert do you have any scoops on what the WWE FFXIV announcement is

it's probably just going to be the HHH entrance

# ? Apr 2, 2017 09:39

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Midnightghoul posted:

+1200 Goldberg gets to at least Greased Lightning III in his match

Not to be confused with Greasy Lightning, Dean Ambrose's superhero alter-ego.

# ? Apr 2, 2017 10:09

Okuteru: Nov 10, 2007; Choose this life you're on your own

So why are there never any odds for NXT events?

# ? Apr 2, 2017 10:30

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Forceholy posted:

So why are there never any odds for NXT events?

Only losers watch Nxt.

# ? Apr 2, 2017 12:14

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

code:

Naomi -420
Carmella +320
Alexa Bliss +9500
Becky Lynch +9500
Mickie James +9500
Natalya +13500

Sami Zayn -145
Braun Strowman +155
Big Show +1200
Nobody else close

Neville -1750
Austin Aries +850

Bray Wyatt +350
Randy Orton -530

Brock Lesnar -3250
Goldberg +1350

The Undertaker +500
Roman Reigns -900

Seth Rollins -900
Triple H +500

Shane McMahon +775
AJ Styles -1625

Bayley -1500
Sasha Banks +1200
Charlotte Flair +1200
Nia Jax +5000

Chris Jericho +750
Kevin Owens -1580

John Cena & Nikki Bella -1875
The Miz & Maryse +925

Dean Ambrose +800
Baron Corbin -1700

Enzo & Cass -185
Gallows & Anderson +168
Cesaro & Sheamus +1100

That battle royal, huh

# ? Apr 2, 2017 19:36

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

For fucks sake, everyone butt Naomi.

# ? Apr 2, 2017 19:52

HerraS: Apr 15, 2012; Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.

Cant wait for Dean Ambrose to job and then get dumped into the garbage where he BELONGS

# ? Apr 2, 2017 19:56

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

DoctorGonzo posted:

For fucks sake, everyone butt Naomi.

It's her hometown.

# ? Apr 2, 2017 19:57

Tato: Jun 19, 2001; DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

.....Sami Zayn? The hell

# ? Apr 2, 2017 20:00

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

MassRafTer posted:

It's her hometown.

So why isn't she being jobbed out in a humiliating manner? Or did she tell Vince her hometown was somewhere else?

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Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

Tato posted:

.....Sami Zayn? The hell

drat, getting buried again

# ? Apr 2, 2017 20:02

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