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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Ill date u. Ill date anybody. smile fer me.

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Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

A cute girl posted:

toniught i was at a party and i was talking to this cute guy and he got REALLY close to my face buty then later he was talking to this other girl

like WHAT is wrong with me

why did he pursue the other girl

am i not attractive enough

:( why

He knew you were married to C-SPAM and chose not to tempt you

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

A cute girl posted:

toniught i was at a party

you lost me

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

testicles move
if u just sit still n look at em they move
not a lot o ppl know that

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Lastgirl posted:

thanks for the avatar powerball

Yo this avatar is good as gently caress

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Philip Rivers posted:

You know what funny is that Russia won

eh

they earned it

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Turdfuzz posted:

testicles move
if u just sit still n look at em they move
not a lot o ppl know that

true story if you use your fingers to stretch your ballsack it looks membranous as gently caress

A cute girl
Mar 31, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Doc Walrus posted:

He knew you were married to C-SPAM and chose not to tempt you

can yuou please answer in a ratio of fuckability


Philip Rivers posted:

Yo this avatar is good as gently caress

forr real its a good avater

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

TwoStepBoog posted:

so what's everyone drinking
im drinking mike's hard lemonade

water water and water

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

Ill date u. Ill date anybody. smile fer me.

oh yea? date this bitchh

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Flavius Belisarius posted:

true story if you use your fingers to stretch your ballsack it looks membranous as gently caress

true story you should regularly check for lumps on your testicles

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
fuc;k

A cute girl
Mar 31, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
mods please don't ban me. ZDR promised me amnesty

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
id date someone cute but i dont really want to date anyone tbh

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
He frownin

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

A cute girl posted:

can yuou please answer in a ratio of fuckability

where 100% fuckin doomed

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
i alao get a stirfry lookin at my dilz

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

A cute girl posted:

toniught i was at a party and i was talking to this cute guy and he got REALLY close to my face buty then later he was talking to this other girl

like WHAT is wrong with me

why did he pursue the other girl

am i not attractive enough

:( why

TRUMP

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Big boy butt implants

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

That DICK! posted:

Big boy butt implants

how you doin

A cute girl
Mar 31, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
i don't understand why a guy would get really close tro ur face but then talk to another girl and act like he wanted to hook up with her tho

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

That DICK! posted:

Big boy butt implants

we talking about the POTASS?

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

A cute girl posted:

i don't understand why a guy would get really close tro ur face but then talk to another girl and act like he wanted to hook up with her tho

It sounds like you were in there until he smelled your breath

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
im gonna eat some bread

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

rear end cobra posted:

Yeah let's go after this eleven year old kid he's deserved it by being the son of the dumbest guy in America

2017: "Leave this sweet blameless child alone. None of this is his fault."
2037: "Senator Trump allegedly killed a man while drunk driving last night. According to initial reports, he had been drinking heavily after older sister and acting Empress of these United States Ivanka Trump denied him 'cummies.' Attorneys General have declined to bring charges."

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


mother of god

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Turdfuzz posted:

aint about the post count
its all about the brand

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

A cute girl posted:

i don't understand why a guy would get really close tro ur face but then talk to another girl and act like he wanted to hook up with her tho

because everyone is dumb and relations are stupid


Chill Nazi Frog posted:

2017: "Leave this sweet blameless child alone. None of this is his fault."
2037: "Senator Trump allegedly killed a man while drunk driving last night. According to initial reports, he had been drinking heavily after older sister and acting Empress of these United States Ivanka Trump denied him 'cummies.' Attorneys General have declined to bring charges."

whoa

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
Donald Trump, I was raised on Pumps And A Bump
Hammer sang so beautifully there
Juxtapose, I was dying to rock the vote
And throw my name to Bernard Sanders

Then you got sworn in on an empty Capitol mall
With Mike Pence
Your hair was ironic as the ballcap on my head
And you bilked
With untold lies a place in history
My maudlin jokes will always haunt me

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




anime was right posted:

im gonna eat some bread

you baking??????

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
still no idea what cummies means and im glad of it

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:
i miss phyresis or whatever his name was

he was a good poster

A cute girl
Mar 31, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Inspector Hound posted:

It sounds like you were in there until he smelled your breath

uh. no

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elu6DE9G9KQ

our boy Costa is still hosting washington week

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

anime was right posted:

are we all forgetting the times powerball harassed the trans thread because that wasnt cool

P sure powerball just lifts someone's pics from imgur and is trying to be some gimmick where they're using pics of an actual trans person to catfish dumb goons.

Which is pretty gross and creepy on multiple levels.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

A cute girl posted:

i don't understand why a guy would get really close tro ur face but then talk to another girl and act like he wanted to hook up with her tho

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/847820686324367360

A cute girl
Mar 31, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Baller Ina posted:

i miss phyresis or whatever his name was

he was a good poster

i still talk to him


FAUXTON posted:

P sure powerball just lifts someone's pics from imgur and is trying to be some gimmick where they're using pics of an actual trans person to catfish dumb goons.

Which is pretty gross and creepy on multiple levels.

what makes u think the pics i post are of a trans person. serious question

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Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

A cute girl posted:

my face buty

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