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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes






Ripley's

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Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Flash Gordon (Feb 11, 1996)


1999 Spider-Man




:rolleyes:


Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Why does it say "bus" on the cookie?

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Transmodiar posted:

A new artist! Patrick Wright assumes the duties from John Burns and he'll have an even shorter tenure. Look for his work to end after the next adventure, after which we'll settle in for a while with Neville Colvin.

its a breath of fresh air to see modesty without permanent vampy makeup

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

oh you just now thought of this peter

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


:lol:


kill the cop inside your head, spidey

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.
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Zits

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
King Aroo (January 26, 1952)


Nancy (March 14, 1944)


Wash Tubbs (November 12, 1929)


Gasoline Alley (December 11, 1923)


Lil' Abner (August 9, 1937)


Barney Google (December 12, 1922)


Alley Oop (March 13, 1934)

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

The Bloop posted:

I think I like this strip - it may be more accurate to say that I am fascinated by it.

I don't think I can read Viivi's expressions most of the time. I can often not tell if she is laughing along with Wagner or pissed off. The second panel of this strip is a good example.

Is it clearer to Finns? Is it just mediocre art? (is it just me?)

I have a similar thing with Tina's Groove, I like it a lot but I can never tell if the things on her forehead are bangs or if she just has permanently worried eyebrows.

igtenos55
Jun 14, 2001


Archyduke posted:

I have a similar thing with Tina's Groove, I like it a lot but I can never tell if the things on her forehead are bangs or if she just has permanently worried eyebrows.

Rina Piccolo said a few years ago that they are her bangs.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Captain_Maclaine posted:

It may surprise you to learn this, but Brooke is a creepy weirdo with only the vaguest understanding of how actual living humans interact with one another in literally any way at all.

That part doesn't surprise me, but the whole 'women have the power to turn gay men straight' thing did.

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise



Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Beware what you wish for, you'll end up only tasting grown-up cereals.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Radio Patrol








Is... is it ending?



OH FOR gently caress'S SAKE




Rip Kirby










Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
Ces posted today a sneak preview of tomorrow's "Sally Forth."

https://twitter.com/fmarciuliano/status/848198497300041729

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Wasn't Africa involved somewhere in this storyline?

SomeMathGuy posted:

Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids

Is this an April Fools joke? I don't see any differences. (I'm not counting like the hairs on the legs or whatever, but usually it's way easier than that anyways.)
What is wrong with the back of his head? :stare:

F Minus



Mary Worth



I suddenly had the thought that this story will be about Mary and Toby getting mistaken for a lesbian couple and please God let that happen.

Rex Morgan MD



Beatty's children look just like small fat adults. To be fair, that's a good description of some small children.

Secret Agent X-9



Apartment 3-G

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Julet Esqu posted:

Radio Patrol
Is... is it ending?



OH FOR gently caress'S SAKE
Legend says the storyline is still continuing to this very day! :ghost:

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


i predict they get halfway through the park before the wheels fall off their cart and the thread gets goldmined

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane


No, wait, let me guess, he's not actually gay, he just likes feminine things. At no point will we then stop to consider that maybe, maybe making blanket judgements about sexuality based on hobbies or interests is asinine. Instead it'll just be a weird exception, and we will be constantly reminded of how gosh darn weird it is.

mastersord
Feb 15, 2001

Gold Card Putty Fan Club
Member Since 2017!
Soiled Meat

SomeMathGuy posted:

No, wait, let me guess, he's not actually gay, he just likes feminine things. At no point will we then stop to consider that maybe, maybe making blanket judgements about sexuality based on hobbies or interests is asinine. Instead it'll just be a weird exception, and we will be constantly reminded of how gosh darn weird it is.

I'm pretty sure this strip did this before with another G-Hulk clone. It had kids and got all offended if I remember correctly.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




SomeMathGuy posted:

No, wait, let me guess, he's not actually gay, he just likes feminine things. At no point will we then stop to consider that maybe, maybe making blanket judgements about sexuality based on hobbies or interests is asinine. Instead it'll just be a weird exception, and we will be constantly reminded of how gosh darn weird it is.

mastersord posted:

I'm pretty sure this strip did this before with another G-Hulk clone. It had kids and got all offended if I remember correctly.

That was Edda's uncle. He was married and had a million kids. And Ghulk was like, "A guy who gets it up for a lady THAT many times??? Those kids are a smokescreen!" and outed him and ended the marriage. The uncle accepted his fate of being gay now.

An important point that was made during the course of the story is that there is no such thing as gaydar. Such a word is offensive and childish. Ghulk did not use gaydar. He merely looked at all the solid evidence in front of him (lots of progeny) and came to the logical conclusion.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Introducing the entertainment merger of the century, Calvin Country.



The whole Bloom County backlog tomorrow, promise.

Skippy (February 1, 1930)



Peanuts (April 1, 1970)



Funky Winkerbean



Crankshaft



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (June 16-17, 1930)





Thimble Theater, in which Popeye foreshadows the next eight decades by taking his sweet time to die. (October 20, 1930)

Savidudeosoo
Feb 12, 2016

Pelican, a Bag Man

Zereth posted:

Legend says the storyline is still continuing to this very day! :ghost:

I vaguely remember a plot before this one, but I dare not believe such folly.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Tracksuit





Mother From Another Country

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Big Ben Bolt














I think today's Phantom Classic got skipped in all the catching up, so here it is now.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set gots to get paid.


Working Daze makes fools of us all.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is totally deep, man.

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
Dream of the Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)


And He Did. (April, 1916)


Outbursts of Everett True (August, 1916)


Doings of the Duffs. (July, 1918, click for big)


The Gay Thirties (July, 1935, click for big))


They'll Do It Every Time (June, 1940, click for big)


Mopsy (December, 1940)


Tweedy (November, 1956, click for big)


Archie (December, 1955, click for big)


Feiffer (1972, click for big)

:same:

Andy Capp (April, 1971, click for big)


Wee Pals (October, 1971, click for big)


Pyton


Dick Tracy (February, 2006, click for big)

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Viivi & Wagner

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Arlo and Janis Classic (Feb. 9, 1995)



Garfield Classic (Feb. 8, 1985)



Thus ends splut week

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy


Today's Dogg


Dustin


Mandrake




Come on Mandrake, you've seen shittons of aliens and never told Narda?

Kennel fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Apr 2, 2017

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Pluggers






normally Pluggers has useful lifehacks, but this one is just disgusting

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

wouldn't clicking still work even if the optical sensor was taped

Mountaineer
Aug 29, 2008

Imagine a rod breaking on a robot face - forever

Kennel posted:

Come on Mandrake, you've seen shittons of aliens and never told Narda?


Oh, I thought this was going to be the storyline with the frog aliens again.


Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog



Pickles



Phoebe and Her Unicorn

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons



That might have made a good "April Fool" strip.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007





I never got my parents a card or gift for their anniversary. Am I an Evil Entitled Millennial?


The Amazing Spider-Man




Sally Forth




The Heart of Juliet Jones


You certainly can fire her if she's rude and she's not doing things the way you want them done. There's no need to do an awful thing like marry her off to poor sweet old Johnny Bee.


Prince Valiant


*cue dirty sax*


Phantom Classic




Big Ben Bolt

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert


Foxtrot

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SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail


Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom


Pooch Café


Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids


Understanding Chaos

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