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dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

That's actually really neat.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Istari posted:

That's actually really neat.

Huh, seems pretty sssssssslovenly to me.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Fapper The Dolphin?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Say Nothing posted:



Fapper The Dolphin?

He sure freed his willy. :v:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Say Nothing posted:



Fapper The Dolphin?

Why are 90% of your posts in your own thread unfunny fake poo poo

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Aesop Poprock posted:

Why are 90% of your posts in your own thread unfunny fake poo poo

My... my world is falling apart... :gonk:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
What part of a dolphin named fappy who talks against masturbation to elementary school children seemed even remotely believable

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Aesop Poprock posted:

What part of a dolphin named fappy who talks against masturbation to elementary school children seemed even remotely believable

It's me, I'm the Fw:Fw:Fw:Fw:Fw: grandma! :smithicide:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Aesop Poprock posted:

What part of a dolphin named fappy who talks against masturbation to elementary school children seemed even remotely believable

Kids like dolphins?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Solice Kirsk posted:

Kids like dolphins?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zqiAceKzbg

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
Italian Cops Arrest 34 in Race to Foil Plot to Steal Enzo Ferrari’s Corpse

quote:

An Italian drug gang needed money, so it devised a bizarre plot, Italian police said — it would dig up the body of legendary automaker Enzo Ferrari and hold it for ransom.

In a massive raid involving hundreds of officers, 34 people were arrested Tuesday in Sardinia and northern Italy just as the gang was about to launch its scheme, 1œ years in the making, at the tomb shared by Ferrari and his father in Modena, in central Italy, police said at a news conference.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Aesop Poprock posted:

Why are 90% of your posts in your own thread unfunny fake poo poo

You forgot to post anything.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Say Nothing posted:

You forgot to post anything.



"Did...did anyone else see that?"

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Say Nothing posted:

You forgot to post anything.


I know where this is going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Pretty edgy marketing campaign for Snake Pass.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Say Nothing posted:

You forgot to post anything.



I'm the very tiny forward lean

This isn't the right thread what the hell awful app

Only registered members can see post attachments!

verbal enema has a new favorite as of 13:47 on Mar 31, 2017

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Loss edits, huh?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Say Nothing posted:

You forgot to post anything.



I'm the equanimity shown by the presenters.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Very pro, those two

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8rpoKSyEao

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Giant reast erected on top of London building to counter stigma over breastfeeding (probably :nws: :ironicat:)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




That's awesome, nobody told me about that over here for some weird totally not-misogynistic reason

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Why is the nipple made out of pepperoni ?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
That's one sexy reast.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Istari posted:

Why is the nipple made out of pepperoni ?

i worry about the pepperonis you eat

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Istari posted:

Why is the nipple made out of pepperoni ?

Big nipples, big life

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Istari posted:

Why is the nipple made out of pepperoni ?

You've uh, never seen a nipple before have you champ

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Istari posted:

Why is the nipple made out of pepperoni ?

Many people find that breastfeeding is rough on the nipples, astonishing though that may sound. This looks like a reasonable representation from what I've seen in friends.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Wheat Loaf posted:



loving hell. :cripes:

The Scottish referendum will be decided by whoever has the biggest tits.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Stoatbringer posted:

The Scottish referendum will be decided by whoever has the biggest tits.

That checks out:

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Aesop Poprock posted:

You've uh, never seen a nipple before have you champ

I have 2 of my own, strangely enough, and they don't have white spots.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Istari posted:

I have 2 of my own, strangely enough, and they don't have white spots.

Then where do you insert your fragrance chips? Leave it to goons to have hosed up bodies with no nipple fragrance dispensers.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Istari posted:

I have 2 of my own, strangely enough, and they don't have white spots.

But they do have bumps, right? Those are the sebaceous glands on the areola. Some people they are more pink, or more white. some people they are very prominent, other people nearly flat. No biggie.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Don't nipple-shame, y'all!

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


AlbieQuirky posted:

Many people find that breastfeeding is rough on the nipples, astonishing though that may sound. This looks like a reasonable representation from what I've seen in friends.

Why are your friends showing you their nipples?

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Tiggum posted:

Why are your friends showing you their nipples?

Why aren't yours?

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Leavemywife posted:

Why aren't yours?

Seriously

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Istari posted:

I have 2 of my own, strangely enough, and they don't have white spots.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Areolar_glands

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Tiggum posted:

Why are your friends showing you their nipples?

If your friends are women with babies, and they breastfeed those babies, and you're a woman, your friends may not be as careful about being discrete if baby gets hungry while you're over for lunch or to chat or whatever.

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