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Or, they could have twisted up some packets and put them under the feet of the toiled seat, so when he sits down they burst and spray ketchup all over his pants / dick.
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Last year at work someone brought cream filled donuts, one of which was filled with mayo. I got that one. I haven't had a cream donut since.
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Apr 1, 2017 16:34
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Number 3 ketchup packets with 1, 2 and 4 and release them
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Slime posted:Number 3 ketchup packets with 1, 2 and 4 and release them I actually did think about that, but I only had one ketchup packet recovered from the prank because they threw it at me as I was leaving a room.
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Last year at work someone brought cream filled donuts, one of which was filled with mayo. I got that one. I haven't had a cream donut since. Ooh man that's a ballsy one. chitoryu12 posted:They did hide one on the underside of the desk and one on the back of the monitor, but I found them pretty quickly when cleaning up. I used to know a guy who hated the word "hosed" because of a coworker who would use the word as her unhelpful diagnosis for various computer problems in the office he would have to solve. "Server's hosed again" yeah wow thanks for that report. So I'd hide sticky notes with "hosed" on them in future pages of his calendar or behind stuff on his cork board or taped to the bottom of his mouse or wherever. It became a fun preoccupation to raid his poo poo whenever he was away from his cube. The coup de gras: I got word that about a year after he left our office to work at a different company, he accidentally knocked his old Yahoo sports fantasy football trophy bobblehead off of his new HOSED-free desk and when the head popped off, a little yellow paper sproinged out next to the broken trophy, informing him again, simply, "HOSED."
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chitoryu12 posted:Personal schadenfreude: some friends know that I don't like ketchup and turned it into a running gag. They had apparently been planning an April Fool's joke for a month related to it. It took them a month to plan that?
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Stoatbringer posted:It took them a month to plan that? I mean, it was probably a month of them talking back and forth about how good an idea it would be, and then the day before taking about fifteen minutes to run to the McDonald's or something and looting the ketchup.
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Teddybear posted:I mean, it was probably a month of them talking back and forth about how good an idea it would be, and then the day before taking about fifteen minutes to run to the McDonald's or something and looting the ketchup. They took a bunch from McDonalds, and the rest were random packets they had lying around their houses. The one I took to hide is the elusive black Popeyes packet.
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Slugnoid posted:we shan't be telling your mother about this, shant we? Haha thats what I immediately thought of as well   
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Hot Smart ARYAN Girl posted:Or, they could have twisted up some packets and put them under the feet of the toiled seat, so when he sits down they burst and spray ketchup all over his pants / dick. Feel like this crosses the line from "hilarious work prank" to "being a dickhead."
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Paladinus posted:What? I think he put down 18,000 dollars and if his bet paid off he'd collect 18,300 dollars
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Gross Dude posted:I think he put down 18,000 dollars and if his bet paid off he'd collect 18,300 dollars Also, they lost.
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Paladinus posted:What? Some bets the odds are so stacked in your favor you barely win anything. But you still lose everything. In order to make lots of money off terrible odds you have to bet a ton, and then... 
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Yeah, like the guy who bet his life savings on the Undertaker in an annual exhibition match he traditionally won... The one year he had to forfeit due to them loving up and actually hurting him fairly seriously, IIRC.
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You can bet on pro wrestling? Can I make bets on how a play will end?
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Rolo posted:You can bet on pro wrestling? You can bet on anything you can find someone to take a bet on. (Sadly the clip of Kramer betting on airplane arrivals is not on youtube or I would link it)
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I remember a news article about gambling problems featuring a guy who bet over/under on the forecasted high temp for the day 
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Dango Bango posted:I remember a news article about gambling problems featuring a guy who bet over/under on the forecasted high temp for the day I live in Chicago so that would be a pretty up in the air bet.
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Regalingualius posted:Yeah, like the guy who bet his life savings on the Undertaker in an annual exhibition match he traditionally won... The one year he had to forfeit due to them loving up and actually hurting him fairly seriously, IIRC. Nah, he went into the match scheduled to lose.
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Zaphod42 posted:You can bet on anything you can find someone to take a bet on. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s4GAj2v4BIE
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Dango Bango posted:I remember a news article about gambling problems featuring a guy who bet over/under on the forecasted high temp for the day All that matters in this sort of underground gambling is that the result is easy to confirm and impossible to rig, the thing being bet on is meaningless E: look up the history of numbers games if you're interested. You'd be surprised at the amount of creativity that has gone into coming up with 'random' numbers for gambling Gum has a new favorite as of 20:37 on Apr 1, 2017 |
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whiteyfats posted:Nah, he went into the match scheduled to lose. Yeah, they just also happened to gently caress up and he got a concussion.
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Gum posted:All that matters in this sort of underground gambling is that the result is easy to confirm and impossible to rig, the thing being bet on is meaningless I researched the numbers racket for a mobster-based tabletop RPG. They loved to use things like the last 3 digits of a US Treasury report. The amount of money you could bring in was huge compared to how much you had to pay out on rare wins.
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Regalingualius posted:Yeah, like the guy who bet his life savings on the Undertaker in an annual exhibition match he traditionally won... The one year he had to forfeit due to them loving up and actually hurting him fairly seriously, IIRC. From what I recall, that was fake. The company he claimed to place the bet with had a strict limit of a couple hundred bucks, not the thousands he claimed to lose, something like that. And yeah as someone pointed out, he was scheduled to lose but got a concussion right at the start and they put on a real stinker, leading to all the "changed ending" rumors.
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Admiral Joeslop posted:From what I recall, that was fake. The company he claimed to place the bet with had a strict limit of a couple hundred bucks, not the thousands he claimed to lose, something like that. Yeah, he got plunked on his head and was on autopilot the rest of the match.
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Bounce houses are second only to exercise balls in regards to comedic possibilities. This is a good gif.
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The best was at Wrestlemania 19 when Brock hosed up the moonsault and was out on his feet the rest of the match.
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whiteyfats posted:The best was at Wrestlemania 19 when Brock hosed up the moonsault and was out on his feet the rest of the match. Which is weird because he used to hit that poo poo all the time in OVW.
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Aubergine Mage posted:Which is weird because he used to hit that poo poo all the time in OVW. Yeah, I can't remember how he hosed it up exactly, since I haven't seen that match in years. Did he slip coming off or something? Or just overshoot it?
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whiteyfats posted:Yeah, I can't remember how he hosed it up exactly, since I haven't seen that match in years. Did he slip coming off or something? Or just overshoot it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoOKI-87zYE
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gently caress, that's brutal to watch.
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Zipperelli. posted:Bounce houses are second only to exercise balls in regards to comedic possibilities. This is a good gif. We had one installed inside for a college thing. When they're outside you get to actually anchor them to the ground so they at least try to stay in place. It took all of 5 minutes for a bunch of college kids to tip ours over and it resulted in a broken nose.
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Dango Bango posted:I remember a news article about gambling problems featuring a guy who bet over/under on the forecasted high temp for the day Is this the ACTUAL high for the day, or just what some news channel is forecasting? Edit: I mean, either way, still
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whiteyfats posted:The best was at Wrestlemania 19 when Brock hosed up the moonsault and was out on his feet the rest of the match. It was a shooting star press. Way cooler than a moonsault.  It's my favorite wrestling move
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Euphoriaphone posted:Is this the ACTUAL high for the day, or just what some news channel is forecasting? It was way easier to sneak onto an airport with a hair dryer to win weather bets before 9/11
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FAROOQ posted:i really hope someone shot your dog Ah gently caress yeah that's the schadenfreude I like to see itt
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