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RVWinkle posted:I'm also bothered by the 100 year old kawaii scientist in a child's body. This game has all kinds of creepy sexual fetishes though if you also take into account the giant fairies. The max upgrade scene is funny, but also  The scientist is eyeroll worthy but at least her diary is all "well now that I've figured out how the age rune works I'm gonna jump ahead to an older body, being in a six year old's body sucks" Runcible Cat posted:It's a great farming spot for ancient parts once you twig that.
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Spergatory posted:Yeah, it's still kinda weird. I think they were going for more of a funny-weird than gross-weird, but they didn't quite hit the mark. Dude still comes off as a pedo because she looks like a child. It would've been funny if he'd turned her down upon seeing her you left them arguing, ie: "You said you had muscles!" "You said YOU were an adult!" "I am! We have different life cycles!" "Whatever you say, kiddo." "Don't call me kiddo, scrawny, I'm older than YOU!" See, this is what I was expecting to happen. Would have been fine, funny even, then everybody would move on with life. Instead we got... what actually happened. RVWinkle posted:I'm also bothered by the 100 year old kawaii scientist in a child's body. This game has all kinds of creepy sexual fetishes though if you also take into account the giant fairies. I'm pretty sure you're projecting or something. Aside from being glam as hell  I don't see how the giant fairies are creepy? The ones in OoT are still way worse.EDIT: Granted, I never got the max upgrade scene.
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Okay I just finished up with Ganon and I'm super curious if anyone knows what happens during the final stage of the fight if you never tamed a horse? I realize this is ridiculous because who could play through this game without taming a sweet-rear end horse?! SatansBestBuddy posted:
The giant fairies are rapey as hell and they make me super uncomfortable.
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So if older-zora-but-kid-body talking with random unknown age dude is bothering people, what does that make Mipha who looks 15-16 (so is presumably much older) and wants to go out with 17yo Link*? *presuming 17 since that's how old Zelda is Ventana fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Apr 1, 2017 |
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Apr 1, 2017 17:35
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What if we stop trying to fetishize a nintendo game or projecting fetishes we think others have on them
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Roundabout Route posted:There's just one "quest" for those guys. Here's three hints for how to start it, in increasing levels of spoilery-ness: Thank you! #2 pointed me in the right direction and that was a ton of fun. e: so, I guess I'm a dragon hunter now GobiasIndustries fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Apr 1, 2017 |
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C-SPAN Caller posted:What if we stop trying to fetishize a nintendo game or projecting fetishes we think others have on them That monk is 10070, and Link is only 117. You sicken me, Nintendo. Seriously though, my favorite fairy moment is the one who comes up to greet you, hacks out a lung, and then says "Sleeping underwater wasn't the best idea."
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Runcible Cat posted:Argh don't talk to me about loving smotherwing butterflies. Why don't you guys just buy them from Beedle? He sells them in batches of three at I believe East Akkala and Wetland stables. Every game day it refreshes.
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Do monks still seal themselves underground to this day or was that practice left in the past like a long time ago?
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Drewjitsu posted:Star Fragments: One drops every full moon (which is every 7 or 8 days, I forget). Best way to get them is to travel up to Shee Vaner Shrine (the south one) in the duelling peaks region. Then just start looking around. You should see a star fragment streak across the sky. Highlight it with the scope, and then fast travel to the closest spot and go get it before it disappears at dawn. They can drop on any night after 9:00pm. The easiest way I found to get them is to go to where a dragon spawns (i.e. Farosh in Lake Hylia) and kill 2 birds with 1 stone. Camp until 9:00pm and then wait. Centre your camera on the horizon, facing inland if possible (don't want it rolling off a sheer cliff face into the sea). They will only drop within camera view. I think there is a minimum distance so I don't think you can cheese it by tilting your camera down so you only see a short distance in front of you. You can go get your dragon parts when it reaches midnight, then go pick up the star fragment. Edit: Just got another one at 1:05am at Lyanru East Gate waiting for Naydra. I dunno what the moon phases are, but its not full (half moon?). Edit 2: Got another one at 1:30am at Lake Hylia waiting for Farosh. It was just after a bloodmoon. Edit 3: Landed in a lovely place and despawned (couldn't reach it before 5:00am). Got another one at 11:55pm the following night though. Lake Hylia. WanderingKid fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Apr 1, 2017 |
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The Lobster posted:Why don't you guys just buy them from Beedle? He sells them in batches of three at I believe East Akkala and Wetland stables. Every game day it refreshes. Neat, thanks. I'm so used to him selling useless stuff I must've not checked there.
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Runcible Cat posted:Neat, thanks. I'm so used to him selling useless stuff I must've not checked there. No problem. Everyone should have the opportunity to make Link look like an old-timey diver.
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watchoutitsabear posted:The giant fairies are rapey as hell and they make me super uncomfortable. She asked and you consented. It's fine. Looked it up on YouTube, that final fairy scene is, indeed, funny and
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I always get a chuckle out of the Great Fairy upgrade animations, my favorite is the one for the 3rd level upgrade. Seeing Link panic is both adorable and hilarious, he's such a lovable dork in this game.
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El Burbo posted:Zora swimming (original n64 version) is on my list of how breath of the wild could be more perfect I was legit disappointed when I got the entire Zora armor set and wasn't able to swim like a Zora in MM. wafflemoose posted:I always get a chuckle out of the Great Fairy upgrade animations, my favorite is the one for the 3rd level upgrade. Seeing Link panic is both adorable and hilarious, he's such a lovable dork in this game. The progression makes sense. First they blow some air on you. Then they blow a kiss. Then they actually kiss you and then they penetrate you. This all makes sense to me.
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Is there a pattern or system that determines what weapons will be used by the enemies in the collesium (or any area)? I cleared it out once and every enemy had a 32 or higher royal weapon; but I just went through the collesium again and this time they all had lower damage elemental weapons (with royal shields).
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Copper Vein posted:Is there a pattern or system that determines what weapons will be used by the enemies in the collesium (or any area)? How many divine beats did you have when they had elemental weapons?
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Copper Vein posted:Is there a pattern or system that determines what weapons will be used by the enemies in the collesium (or any area)? I think that, like pretty much everything else, it's tied to how many Divine Beasts you've completed. I only went there after getting all four and everything was elemental weapons.
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SatansBestBuddy posted:She asked and you consented. It's fine. You want the clothes or not kid.
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Ice Fist posted:How many divine beats did you have when they had elemental weapons? SatansBestBuddy posted:I think that, like pretty much everything else, it's tied to how many Divine Beasts you've completed. I only went there after getting all four and everything was elemental weapons. I'm pretty certain that both times that I cleared it, I had all the Divine beasts.
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My little brother asked me "isn't that rape" when he saw the final fairy upgrade and it felt really loving weird that this came up in a Nintendo game. The great fairies are bad. Horse fairy is the best.
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Epona FINALLY spawned for me. Only took waiting like 24 hours with the game closed and then scanning the Link amiibo last out of all my other amiibos 
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Icedude posted:Epona FINALLY spawned for me. Only took waiting like 24 hours with the game closed and then scanning the Link amiibo last out of all my other amiibos I thought Epona was supposed to unlock on the first use and never after, meaning if you used it on the plateau she'd be stuck there forever. There's some weird black magic going on with the amiibos, because sometimes I'll get nothing but junk for days, and then 3-4 times back to back get the same rare item.
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Internet Kraken posted:My little brother asked me "isn't that rape" when he saw the final fairy upgrade and it felt really loving weird that this came up in a Nintendo game. I was super stoned when I met horse lady and it was the greatest thing ever. Majora's Mask flashbacks. Thanks for reading
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Copper Vein posted:What is up with the enemy spawning in the new patch? I had that happen once before the patch, so I dunno. Have you had any issues with spontaneous Blood Moons? I once had a Blood Moon suddenly trigger at 7 in the morning, among all the other seemingly random times that it fired for me ever since I hit up the Mijah Rokee Shrine. I assume that's just the way it works after you do that? Still seems broken though. Also, on the topic of annoying power-ups, there simply aren't enough Hinoxes in the world to get me the Hinox guts I need  Thank goodness they aren't actually as obnoxious to take on like Lynels are (with one notable exception) EDIT: I see the Glitch Moon thing was talked about. Consider my question answered. ComradeCosmobot fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Apr 1, 2017 |
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pentyne posted:I thought Epona was supposed to unlock on the first use and never after, meaning if you used it on the plateau she'd be stuck there forever. There's some weird black magic going on with the amiibos, because sometimes I'll get nothing but junk for days, and then 3-4 times back to back get the same rare item. It's random but does seem to be weighted to usually happen on the first scan. You can get her again if she despawns without being registered. So if you spawned her on the plateau, you just have to wait until a blood moon resets the world.
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Has Nintendo commented on making amiibo items available as DLC? Not only are some of the amiibos disgustingly expensive, but I really don't need kitchy plastic bullshit in my house.
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fennesz posted:Has Nintendo commented on making amiibo items available as DLC? Not only are some of the amiibos disgustingly expensive, but I really don't need kitchy plastic bullshit in my house. But you already own a Switch?
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BotW has given me Video Games Depression. I thought I had a backlog of awesome games to get back to after beating Ganon, but now it all looks like mush. I'm trying to play Nier: Automata and it's not holding my attention. Other games feel so constrained and contrived now, like playing something from an older console generation.fennesz posted:Has Nintendo commented on making amiibo items available as DLC? Not only are some of the amiibos disgustingly expensive, but I really don't need kitchy plastic bullshit in my house. Buy a cheap NFC tag on Amazon and spoof that poo poo.
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acksplode posted:BotW has given me Video Games Depression. I thought I had a backlog of awesome games to get back to after beating Ganon, but now it all looks like mush. I'm trying to play Nier: Automata and it's not holding my attention. Other games feel so constrained and contrived now, like playing something from an older console generation. Gotta play something totally different. No third person. No open world. Its killing Horizon for me.
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socialsecurity posted:But you already own a Switch? 
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lol I'm dumb
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Motto posted:Holy poo poo. (Secret mechanic spoiler) you can drive guardians Explain
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Regy Rusty posted:Explain april 1st
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Regy Rusty posted:Explain e: oh yeah april fools lmao me
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Regy Rusty posted:Explain Here check it out
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Watched the first ten seconds of the video and it's obviously fake as poo poo. Icon and text are superimposed and text isn't even the right font.
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acksplode posted:Buy a cheap NFC tag on Amazon and spoof that poo poo. Yeah I was hoping Nintendo had said "hey we'll sell that poo poo for a few bucks soon as DLC, nbd" but this was my solution. Not going to pay $15.99 for a piece of plastic and some virtual horse armor. And I see some for sale for over $100.00. Ugh. socialsecurity posted:But you already own a Switch? My SO already owned a Wii U heh 
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GobiasIndustries posted:Maybe just like, regions to check out to get things started, unless that is too spoilery? I don't want to get told what to do but places to look to start those quests would be nice, I feel like I'm running around aimlessly right now. When it comes to the dragons, you've found everything you need to start interacting with them. While there are quests involved, there are non-quest things you can do as well. I can give you one hint: use your bow.
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ComradeCosmobot posted:I had that happen once before the patch, so I dunno. Have you had any issues with spontaneous Blood Moons? I once had a Blood Moon suddenly trigger at 7 in the morning, among all the other seemingly random times that it fired for me ever since I hit up the Mijah Rokee Shrine. I assume that's just the way it works after you do that? Still seems broken though. You only need like 6 hynix guts i think. I have locations of 10 hyni marked on my map atm  Now lyneli, on the other hand... they are a loving pain (though once I realized they go silver too like all the other monsters I stopped going after the silver ones unless I wanted their weapon...)
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