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It's closing in on April. Coincidentally, April the giraffe's vagina remains closed.
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# ? Mar 27, 2017 04:37 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 23:48 |
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Grem posted:It's closing in on April. Coincidentally, April the giraffe's vagina remains closed. I'm beginning to think she just got fat and the zookeepers don't know poo poo since they are just failed veterinarians anyway.
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# ? Mar 27, 2017 05:33 |
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The Deviations posted:It'll actually be a month in about 3.5 days. You struck comedy wine here; the thread title gets better with age. Gestation period is apparently 13-15 months so she could go another month and still not be overdue.
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# ? Mar 27, 2017 07:00 |
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It's happening!!
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 18:57 |
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latinotwink1997 posted:It's happening!! I find that hard to believe
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 19:57 |
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Do they even make giraffe centrifuges big enough should the need arise (heh) to get babby out?
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 20:45 |
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Remember when this thread first started and we thought the birth could happen any day? lol. We were all so young and naive back then.latinotwink1997 posted:It's happening!! LOL APRIL FOOLS! YOU GOT ME!
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 20:50 |
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Aww, what a wonderful start to April
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 21:45 |
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Bareback Werewolf posted:Remember when this thread first started and we thought the birth could happen any day? lol. We were all so young and naive back then. Man I'm good! This day was made for me.
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 21:45 |
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This has gone on long enough; someone get me a bunch of sedatives and one of those dollar store grabby-claw-on-a-stick toys and I'll solve our giraffe problem.
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 21:53 |
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How is giraffe babby formed? How girl giraffe get pragnent? I saw the giraffe poop last night.
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 21:57 |
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I boy giraffe hosed the lady giraffe in her poo say with his big hard dick and then he shot a bigole cum load in her and now she is pregnant
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 22:00 |
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Nooner posted:I boy giraffe hosed the lady giraffe in her poo say with his big hard dick and then he shot a bigole cum load in her and now she is pregnant cool
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 22:13 |
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A giraffe can swallow food then it goes out if date by the time it travels down its long neck and it gets sick Thinkxabout it
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# ? Apr 1, 2017 23:16 |
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Nooner posted:I boy giraffe hosed the lady giraffe in her poo say with his big hard dick and then he shot a bigole cum load in her and now she is pregnant According to an interview that the AAP Facebook page linked to, the reason it seems to have taken so long is because they started the timer when Oliver first 'made contact' with April. Their words, not mine. 'Contact.' So apparently Oliver is the stupid one for forgetting how to sperm for a few weeks. ... I am never going to need this information.
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# ? Apr 2, 2017 02:37 |
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Nonviolent J posted:A giraffe can swallow food then it goes out if date by the time it travels down its long neck and it gets sick Time works the same way
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# ? Apr 2, 2017 03:58 |
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# ? Apr 2, 2017 14:42 |
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is this the giraffe baby? where's the egg
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# ? Apr 2, 2017 18:34 |
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pee pee poo poo
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# ? Apr 2, 2017 18:35 |
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A SACK OF GOO IS HANGING OUT OF APRIL'S BUTT
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# ? Apr 15, 2017 12:23 |
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the goo dropped out and she's eating it lol also i see babby legs e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz_errIBq3Y kindermord fucked around with this message at 12:30 on Apr 15, 2017 |
# ? Apr 15, 2017 12:26 |
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somebody went in to spread more sawdust and she kicked him BAD GIRAFFE!!!! e: views have gone from about 120K when i first posted to over 400K now also twitter is very excited https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=%23AprilTheGiraffe&src=tyah kindermord fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Apr 15, 2017 |
# ? Apr 15, 2017 12:45 |
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Saw the baby legs stretch!
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# ? Apr 15, 2017 12:57 |
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twitter will really explode when she starts eating the baby, too
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# ? Apr 15, 2017 12:57 |
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a nice pic
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# ? Apr 15, 2017 13:02 |
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lol giraffe pee pee
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# ? Apr 15, 2017 14:17 |
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Q. How long will the labor last? Not long: Once the hooves show, Kunter said the baby should fully emerge within two hours. It could take as little as 30 minutes, according to Animal Adventure Park, the Harpursville, N.Y. zoo overseeing the birth. it's been 2 hours since the hooves popped out i hope babby is ok viewers @ 927K e: OH poo poo HERE IT COMES!!!!!!!!!!! e2: false alarm. she had a couple huge contractions and i thought that sucker was coming out but nope kindermord fucked around with this message at 14:31 on Apr 15, 2017 |
# ? Apr 15, 2017 14:25 |
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loving finally, April.
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# ? Apr 15, 2017 14:27 |
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She's snacking on the placenta as it comes out how are we supposed to make plasagne now
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# ? Apr 15, 2017 14:28 |
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cmon babu jraff i got poo poo to do
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# ? Apr 15, 2017 14:31 |
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I see baby head. Which April immediately pooped on.
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# ? Apr 15, 2017 14:38 |
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The Deviations posted:I see baby head. It's cool; she's licking it off
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# ? Apr 15, 2017 14:49 |
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baby: 'i'll just hang out here for a while'
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# ? Apr 15, 2017 14:51 |
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WE HAVE GIRAFFEFALL
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# ? Apr 15, 2017 14:54 |
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lol gross
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# ? Apr 15, 2017 14:54 |
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# ? Apr 15, 2017 14:55 |
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I like how the placenta hit its head and exploded like a water balloon of gross
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# ? Apr 15, 2017 14:56 |
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is it... is it ok?
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# ? Apr 15, 2017 14:55 |
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Bing bong it's done.
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# ? Apr 15, 2017 14:55 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 23:48 |
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baby giraffes do not have the power to support their selves until they pump blood for a bit and harden their limbs
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# ? Apr 15, 2017 14:57 |