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It's a silly tweet AND it's right. Also wtf with hacking Stone Cold? Please die, kid.
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The best part is all the replies are basically "Who gives a gently caress dork?"
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sportsgenius86 posted:He's right though Realizing WWE could potentially bring workers or companies who don't like wwe a lot of money isn't some weird endorsement on their part. It just means they are taking advantage of something. You could have a bigger conversation about wwe creating interest in wrestling in the first place but at the end of the day they are trying to make a quick buck. WWE and people who work there should stop being so insecure. Wwe is already the most well known wrestling company in the world and is the first thing people think of when they think wrestling. They won. Who are they fighting.
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I think he means the ones that go "THIS IS REAL WRESTLING NOT WWE WRESTLEMANIAGAY!" while getting like 60% of their crowd from Mania ticket holders
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OldTennisCourt posted:The best part is all the replies are basically "Who gives a gently caress dork?" Yeah they would have had a much larger effect if they had tweeted something like "Coming back one night only Steve Austin Vs. The Young Bucks live at Wrestlemania!". As it is every just knows it's a sad fat moron.
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OldTennisCourt posted:I think he means the ones that go "THIS IS REAL WRESTLING NOT WWE WRESTLEMANIAGAY!" while getting like 60% of their crowd from Mania ticket holders But is that really a threat to wwe or anything wwe does?
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The_Rob posted:But is that really a threat to wwe or anything wwe does? I think it's more a "Don't act like your what they came to see when you know for a fact what they're here to see".
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Some nerdy poo poo hacker is about to eat a stunner.
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OldTennisCourt posted:I think it's more a "Don't act like your what they came to see when you know for a fact what they're here to see". I,came here to see joey janelas spring break
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oatgan posted:I,came here to see joey janelas spring break Was it worth the 20 bux to watch on FloSlam?
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Was it worth the 20 bux to watch on FloSlam? Yes
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Was it worth the 20 bux to watch on FloSlam? it was better in person but hell yeah bitch
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If you're a fan of Indy wrestling at all, there's pretty much no reason not to get FloSlam this month if you have an extra $20.
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Really if the Austin hacker wanted to stir up some real poo poo he should have said Austin was going sober.
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I'm late to the party but the black screen with green font on the Austin hack is a nice touch. Bless that person's little tryhard soul. So leet.
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Marty is awesome. YA HUUUUURD ME??
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this is long as gently caress but well worth the read, i promise. FROM THE MOUTH OF MARTY JANETTY "if I had a dollar for every wild party we had, I could by Vince Mcmahon out. Right off the top of my head ..one that comes up immediatly, would be the red eye flight from San Fransico to Dallas... this was back when ghb was legal...I shall repeat that,.this was when ghb was legal... they sold it at GNC's. The following story is one of the reasons ghb aint legal any more...its the end of a 15 day road tour, all the boyz are tired and ready to get home.Everyone including all the rest of the passengers, plans on sleeping the whole 4 hour flight.its loaded with the boyz and maybe 25 mostly elderly folks.Right b4 the doors are closed on the plan..in comes 4 loud rear end drunk college kids..raising some more hell...its 3 guys and one girl. She looks great. So, immediatly Shawn(michaels) and I are getting ideas. Well, the guys were absolutely obnoxious...screaming "lets party" which is kool with me.. but the rest of the plane wasnt thrilled at all. As they strolled down the isle, one of them recognized, Sgt. Slaughter..and started yelling " hey guys look, its G.I. Joe and they started yelling GI JOE, which Slaughter was really getting his jaw poking out about it. Then they saw the Bushwackers..and started yelling "yyyeeaaaaaaaa and wwwwwwwwooooooooo" . it was sorta funny to me, but I knew right then and there,hmmm we are gonna have some fun with these kids and a little ghb. As we took off, an elderly man asked them if they would please hold the noise down, cause he was gonna try and sleep. The kids turned and hollared , "hell no, we aint gonna be quiet, we are gonna party all flight long". You know , my _ick drat near got hard when I heard that...cause..these boyz are gonna be sampling some g and most likely the girl is gonna be sampling me...so that was what I was thinking, Shawn was thinking the same. We are in the air, Shawn and I give the nod to each other...we walk up the isle and stand next to where these fools are sitting, I take out the g and say to Shawn, you ready to party??? hell yes, he says. So we get our little glasses of water and mix a scoop in and swallow it down. And its on! for those of you unfamiliar with ghb..what you do is mix a scoop(equal to a teaspoon) of it with water( now they have liquid form, and its illegal..so u know I aint messin with it)and drink and in about 15 minutes you feel like you are 20 beers in, and sorta acid tripping(how would i know that) So..these fine young kids are watching with curiosity, and one says .."hey, what is that yall are doing" I reply, well, this is some stuff for big time partiers, what do you guys know about that. The guy tells me, "hell we are from the fraternity we do it all, we can out party any one".. so I say, O really, so u think you wanta try this stuff. "hell, yeah ,I said we are from the fraternity we do it all" So, I said alright give me your glasses and I will fix you guys up. Shawn opens the bottle, and we drop in one scoop, 2 scoops,3 scoops...per glass.Except for the girl , she only got 1 1/2. The stuff will drop you into a coma if you take too much..but just the right amount, and these boys, are gonna go nite nite. About 10 minutes goes by, and the first guys says to me ," hey, I dont feel nothin, you guys are -ussies, I told you we could out party any one". Well, before he could finish his next sentence, he stops and says..o .o.. i think i am starting to feel something. Well all the boyz(wrestlers) know the game plan, and are alerting each other to get ready. One of the kids gets up and says drat, I cant hardly stand up...and another gets up and runs to the bathroom...leaving me with one guy and the girl.Well, this guys starts slurring so bad, I knew he was about to go down. I told him my name was Steve Lombardi. We are talking and he turns and says something to the girl, and he gets no reply. He then turns on the over head light, and .........there she is,leaning against the window wall, throw up running down the side of the wall, and she is out. He jumps up and tries to go the bathroom, and is falling down every where, hollaring ooo, this aint good.... well. one of the Hebners was the first to attack. the girl was big titted(chest, in case that gets bleeped) and wearing a shirt with straps holding it on. Hebner takes the scissors and cuts the straps. Bam, her big titts fall right out. Now all the boyz are coming around, Sgt. Slaughter who is sitting right in the seats in front of her, turns and sees this . He smiles big, and decides to keep the stewardess' attention away by going and asking for things and stuff, such as that.Next the Ultimate Warrior comes back from first class and says "where is she". As the boyz are taking turns with the scissors snipping at her long beautiful hair, Warrior start twisting hard as hell on her nipples, she starts to wake up, and looks down at her titts, and trys to cover them up, but stops...looks... and....throws up right on both titts. @ mounds of throw up is all you could now see. Her hair is steadily being cut. Well, about this time here comes tall boy from the bathroom with some napkins for her...he looks and sees this mess, she has throw up all over the plane ,her seat, her boobs, and she now looks like Sinade(shinade)Oconner. practically Bald, just bits and pieces of hair left on her head. He turns to his buddy ,whose Birthday it was, which was why they were celebrating, and starts screamg, ooooo this aint good. "where are you Mark( cant remember his name so we'll use mark for this story)" well , in the back of the plan We see Warrior, and hear a small buzzing sound, like electric hair cutter, and the bathroom door is open, and a pair of feet are hanging out from inside, and Warrior has a smooth back and forth arm motion, going with this buzzing sound. we all head back to see this..Warrior leaves gigglin his rear end off.. well, we look in the bathroom and the birthday boy, is sitting on the toilet, passed out, pants down, throw up all in his underwear,...and he is now sporting a road warior Hawk type hairdoo. tall boy runs over looks in and starts screaming , "o **** , this aint good, either...o no, what is going wrong here". We are all just laughing, and we noticed the buzzing sound was going, we look back up the isle and Warrior is at it again. So we keep, tall boy busy, while Warrior is working. Finally, it is time to,..go see...we follow tall boy as he is looking for his final member, and the final member has passed out across 3 seats and is laying face down,with his head resting on arms. Tall boy turns over head light on, and..."o my, god, not you too"... he hollars. we look and this kid now waking up has only hair where his arm was blocking it in front. It looked like a reverse Boris Zukoff hair cut. with a horn coming out from the front of his head. Well..as you may imagine..the stewarts and Steward comes to find clothes hair and throw up all over the plan. And tall boy is tell the guy, that Steve(me) will tell them everything..cause i was on there side. The steward was pissed and said he knew Warrior was a part of it, and wanted more names...I told him that I had plenty of witneses that they did it to themselves, and that ..they were drunk and loud and obnoxious, and that they( stewadesses) served them alcohol, knowing that they had too much already. The guy says to me...ok, I wont say anything about knowing warrior was back here if you guys dont tell police we served them. Police?? Yes, he said we have to call and report this because it is gonna take a special clean up crew for the mess they have made....This is a long story, so let me just say it ended like this...When we landed the old folks on the plane were high fiving the boyz saying it was the best flight they ever had..Mach Man, Randy Savage had been the only of the boyz who actuall stayed up in first class and slept the flight but when he woke her heard all the news and he was, determined to see this site. As the plane was unloading passengers, everyone waited to see these kids come out, and formed a big horse shoe shaped line, in front of the door at Dallas airport...others walking by got curious as to what was going on, and wanted to see, so the crowd was growing...All i kept hearing was Macho Man sayin ..in that voice of his.."ooo yeah I gotta see this"... the police went in with wheelchairs and started bringing the college fraternity partiers out one at a time....in wheelchairs, as they were still unable to walk, and...they were hand cuffed too. ...each one that came out the crowd went absolutely crazy with laughter and cheers...and the Macho Man..hollaring his best..ooooo yeahs, the girl was so pretty at the beginning of this flight but now bald, face krinkling from sickness, and stinky from throw up, she was a horrible site....... well, that is just one of the........" millions and millions" of crazy wild stories from my partying experiences..maybe next time I can give you a shorter story...believe me I left a lot of funny stuff out cause this was such a long story to type..........
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Raskolnikov38 posted:I hope jbl dies
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April fools!!!!
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Quite possibly the greatest tweet of all time Also Raskolnikov38 posted:I hope jbl dies
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The face of disgust on Alexa is great. Also RUDE!!
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extradite THIS! posted:Quite possibly the greatest tweet of all time It's a tie between this and the Tyler the Creator cyber-bullying tweet. Also, I hope JBL dies.
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Big Show looks a lot smaller than I remember
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DangerDummy! posted:It's a tie between this and the Tyler the Creator cyber-bullying tweet. Why is everyone wishing death on JBL instead of the company that encourages him to do bully people and gives him a platform? He's there for a reason. You need to wish for some mass graves if that's how you feel.
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MassRafTer posted:Why is everyone wishing death on JBL instead of the company that encourages him to do bully people and gives him a platform? He's there for a reason. Easier to get one death than about 10 consecutive ones.
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Wanting JBL to hurry up getting in a pine box doesn't mean we don't want other people to die, too. Kill all wrestling for good. Except DDP, he can probably stay.
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