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MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Methylethylaldehyde posted:

Remove hinges, rehang door. Steps 1 and 2 of the post-install toilet reactivation process.

Steps one and three.

Step two is a door-less celebratory poo poo.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

MrYenko posted:

Steps one and three.

Step two is a door-less celebratory poo poo.

Breaking in a new dunny is one of life's great pleasures.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

IPCRESS posted:

I'd make a joke about groverhaus, but there aren't enough wall sockets in evidence.
Easily one of my top 5 favorite SA sagas. That house was just :stare:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Apparently forgetting to close the door when you're installing a toilet is a pretty common mistake:



Etc etc ..

Methylethylaldehyde posted:

Remove hinges, rehang door. Steps 1 and 2 of the post-install toilet reactivation process.

It's still a pretty bad placement even after that fix because the first person to throw the door open a little too hard is going to smash the porcelain bowl. And depending on how the rest of the room is laid out there may not even be room to open the door fully, although apparently that's also a common problem with a well documented solution:




But there's even worse toilet placements than that:


PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Wanna poo poo in this toilet like a goddamn king.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

A literal throne

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Where did you find this pic of my computer battlestation

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


PostNouveau posted:

Wanna poo poo in this toilet like a goddamn king.

The wet steps of damocles.

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Apparently forgetting to close the door when you're installing a toilet is a pretty common mistake:



Etc etc ..

I wonder how many realized they could take the door off the hinges, and how many removed the toilet and started over.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Good for spying on your neighbors while taking a poo poo.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Toilets mounted at the top of stairs is another weirdly prevalent phenomenon







They must be a fuckin' death trap for drunk people

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


I went to the bathroom at a restaurant in kiev that had one of those, it was like curved steps up to the toilet in the corner, and if i sat up straight, my head touched the roof.

It was like a cheese nightmare brought to life.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

They must be a fuckin' death trap for drunk people

Yeah I can really see trying to mount the steps to the throne, slipping over and cracking your skull open on the rim of the bowl.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Toast Museum posted:

I wonder how many realized they could take the door off the hinges, and how many removed the toilet and started over.

both groups probably smaller than the ones who just left it that way

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





How do you barf? There isn't room to kneel next to the bowl. Do you have to stand and barf? Sort lean forward like Michael Jackson while barfing?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Harry Potter in for a rude awakening.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



man, when that sucker clogs, the waterfalls of poo poo will be spectacular

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




I know in some places toilets used to be on pedestals because they were at low elevation and otherwise a high tide would come out of your toilet. I think Seattle was one of those places at one point.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Had some strange toilet placement in a hotel I stayed at recently

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
That toilet paper is always going to be damp.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It's still a pretty bad placement even after that fix because the first person to throw the door open a little too hard is going to smash the porcelain bowl. And depending on how the rest of the room is laid out there may not even be room to open the door fully, although apparently that's also a common problem with a well documented solution:




I’ve seen one of these but with a little‐door‐within a door for privacy.

Springs closed, naturally.

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:

Platystemon posted:

I’ve seen one of these but with a little‐door‐within a door for privacy.

Springs closed, naturally.

I was thinking it wouldn't be terribly difficult to mount a sideways kitty door right there.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Megabound posted:

Had some strange toilet placement in a hotel I stayed at recently



There's a ton of this in hotels in smaller cities in southeast Asia - I think a lot of them used to have squat toilets, so being able to blast it with the shower head helps to clean it I guess? :shrug:

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Megabound posted:

Had some strange toilet placement in a hotel I stayed at recently



It doesn't seem so crazy to me, I've stayed in a tiny room at an airport motel with a bathroom like that, but they had a shower curtain so you can stop some of the water. Someone probably just decided to save a little money by not installing the shower curtain!

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Facebook Aunt posted:

How do you barf? There isn't room to kneel next to the bowl. Do you have to stand and barf? Sort lean forward like Michael Jackson while barfing?

you've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth crighighuglug :barf:

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

It was more to show how far away the bowl is from the wall and cistern, regardless of poor shower placement.

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

I think this is a great time to repost one of my favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rq-R07VmlY

Bogatyr
Jul 20, 2009

Megabound posted:

Had some strange toilet placement in a hotel I stayed at recently



Kinda looks like a handicapped access workaround. Maybe there was a shower enclosure of some sort in the original configuration that made this less odd, similar to small restaurant bathrooms that are now single seaters and the exterior door locks when they used to have stalls.

The drop ceiling concerns me though if there isn't proper ventilation. I picture mold stalactites above those panels.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Holy poo poo I didn't notice the drop ceiling at first.

tsc
Jun 18, 2004
hostis humani generis

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Toilets mounted at the top of stairs is another weirdly prevalent phenomenon



They must be a fuckin' death trap for drunk people

I went to a bar in San Diego with toilet stairs. It was as awful as you think. And yes, there are 3 steps.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



Yes, of course we have the regulation fire extinguishers on site.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Space program looking very low budget these days

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

RyokoTK posted:

That toilet paper is always going to be damp.


Apparently toilet roll holder placement is an arcane and complex art that is really easy to get wrong





Bogatyr posted:

Kinda looks like a handicapped access workaround.

Those handicap toilet fit outs present unique problems which require unique solutions!


champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

How did we ever get to see that last picture?

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Boiled Water posted:

How did we ever get to see that last picture?

Cry for help from the architect. Some say he's still trapped there to this day.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Buff Skeleton posted:

I think this is a great time to repost one of my favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rq-R07VmlY

Can someone please explain to me wtf this is

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






du -hast posted:

Can someone please explain to me wtf this is

two men speaking some kind of pidgin language

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

du -hast posted:

Can someone please explain to me wtf this is

A man realizing he did the door on the wrong side thing.

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spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






I honestly don't know why you'd want an inward opening door in a small space like a toilet anyway

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