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Aprils fools! https://twitter.com/JRSterne/status/848365831503450114
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:She's still pretty hosed up for a girl whose mother is Marla loving Maples That's what happens when there's too much piss in the vagoo, it fries the dna and if the dna is just a series of poop molecules bonded together in the the tiny white-hot crucible of trump's ballsack, then what can you really expect?
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Apr 2, 2017 07:02
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i'm getting "the white hot crucible of trumps ball sack" tattooed on my chest
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Apr 2, 2017 07:06
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Pretty elaborate April Fools joke here
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sugar free jazz posted:Can Flynn get immunity from prosecution from Nunes for agreeing to testify at the congressional investigation? Or do the FBI and senate have to get on board and agree for their respective investigations? It requires a vote of two thirds from the entire committee. And it's not really immunity it's just that when you're subpoenaed by Congress your testimony can't be used against you. That way Congress can question people and make them answer with violating the Fifth Amendment. Thing is that can make prosecution difficult because prosecutors then have to prove that the testimony didn't help them build their case.
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Mermaid Autopsy posted:Pretty elaborate April Fools joke here lol if this gonna be the new excuse
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Apr 2, 2017 10:35
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Upgradin this LOL to a LMFGDMAO
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Apr 2, 2017 11:10
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:In the other thread I told them if John Milius was alive he'd kick all their asses lol. i had no idea Walter from Big Lebowski was based on him... wow. so yeah, he should kick their asses give him a call, he's still kicking around but might be a bit strokey. lol @ his head shot:
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Apr 2, 2017 12:35
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turn off the TV posted:
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps
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Apr 2, 2017 14:10
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The Queensmouth Look
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Apr 2, 2017 14:16
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What with the weird hosed up everything
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Apr 2, 2017 14:34
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ElGroucho posted:What with the weird hosed up everything This will be the hillary's slogan for 2020 #WWTWFUE
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Apr 2, 2017 14:41
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/848519587675201538 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/848521325480202240 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/848529014667055105 God bless he has the same talking points as Nixon.
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Apr 2, 2017 14:45
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more like the lol in strength in the party ..lol here's one for Jose so he doesn't have to feel left out quote:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/01/cambridge-university-dragged-row-donald-trumps-ex-spy-chiefs/
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Apr 2, 2017 14:52
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United States of Lol
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Apr 2, 2017 14:57
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Found him.
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Snitches need to keep there mouths shut!  - The President of the United States of America in 2017
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turn off the TV posted:[ what's the equivalent of sitting in front of the fireplace with the a/c on for ol' orangey? http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/326880-mark-cuban-trump-couldnt-have-pulled-off-russia-collusion anyway, i seem to recall Mark Cuban being a bit of a wanker but i think he's probably more or less correct here. Trump isn't smart enough to pull all of this off, if anything he was sucked into it by constantly leaning on people he feels are smart to do the job for him, and he is greedy as gently caress so will take any inch or cent he can be given even if he just says "take care of it for me" and looks the other way. it's just hilarious that instead of getting out of it like every other deal turned sour in his life by settling out of court & getting the records sealed to the public, its playing out in front of the entire loving world so that's a lol at President Greedy Pissbaby McChubkins never learning a drat lesson: quote:
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Drunk & Ugly posted:what's the equivalent of sitting in front of the fireplace with the a/c on for ol' orangey? I'm pretty skeptical of this. Like yeah, he isn't smart enough to pull off secret collusion. That's why he got caught.
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Apr 2, 2017 15:07
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LOL, how stupid do you have to be to stumble your way in to an international criminal conspiracy He's like the Mr. Magoo of politics
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ElGroucho posted:LOL, how stupid do you have to be to stumble your way in to an international criminal conspiracy You have to be stupid enough to get blackmailed after staying in a Moscow hotel.
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Apr 2, 2017 15:09
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Mr Havafap posted:I'm scared of roaming black holes. Not just the big ones but quantum black holes with a diameter same as an atom. It would just sink into Earths core and vacuum matter over time until we all fall down the mother of all sink holes. lol. Maybe you need to read this short Sci-Fi story? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Pail_of_Air
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Apr 2, 2017 15:10
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here's a brexit lol
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Apr 2, 2017 15:15
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Jose posted:here's a brexit lol I'm sure that this guy has some really good reasoning for it.
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i can see the pee pee tape like it is clear as day. at the same time i cant see him masterminding anything because he's relatively retarded. But just because you tell your consigliere to take care of it for you and you plug your ears doesn't mean you aren't guilty as piss (and of it) lol. It's still collusion, but he would lie his rear end off about it even if he was caught red handed Jose posted:here's a brexit lol Sir Simon "Priorities, priorities!" Heffer Drunk & Ugly fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Apr 2, 2017 |
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Apr 2, 2017 15:23
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Jose posted:here's a brexit lol But 440lbs sounds much better in metric. 200Kgs! Which is what that oval office weighs.
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Apr 2, 2017 15:26
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Trump sperm ruins everything except Ivanka somehow ivanka is the worst of them
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Apr 2, 2017 15:27
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Jose posted:here's a brexit lol Imperial units are objectively better. No measurement in units of millimeters makes your dick sound big. Even worse, the bigger your dick is - when measured in millimeters - the smaller it sounds. whereas inches let you rate your dick on a scale of 1-10.
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Apr 2, 2017 15:29
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Jose posted:here's a brexit lol Yes let's bring back units that have scientific basis or consistency. A yard is the measure of one now dead Saxon king's arm.
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Apr 2, 2017 15:31
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etalian posted:Yes let's bring back units that have scientific basis or consistency. lol remember that Mars probe where metric and imperial got mixed up? I can't remember if it crashed into Mars or just kept going. lol Trump lol Imperial measurements
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Apr 2, 2017 15:36
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lol trump is meeting with the chinese president next week at mar a lago but the chinese view golf as a symbol of corruption. i hope he tries to play anyway and gets caught.
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Apr 2, 2017 15:37
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Trump sperm ruins everything except Ivanka somehow Surgery fixed that  
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turn off the TV posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/848519587675201538 yeah, sure, the "love" in the Republican party seems to be centered around how miserable they can make people who aren't white, male, Protestant, and straight.
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haha they erased half her nose
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Apr 2, 2017 15:42
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turn off the TV posted:I'm pretty skeptical of this. Like yeah, he isn't smart enough to pull off secret collusion. That's why he got caught. Trump is pretty clearly the fall guy for kushner Imagine marrying into that family, first thing you do after the wedding is start planning for how you're going to wreck the poo poo out of that smug loving smile hence why kushner seems to be in charge of everything and he mysteriously keeps ending up traveling to the same places abramovich and friends are, week after week
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Apr 2, 2017 15:42
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Blue Train posted:Surgery fixed that lol @ her original DNA
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