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subhuman filth posted:Progesterone based hormonal birth control (most of them, including all hormonal iuds) do not increase risks of blood clots. No but they can give you the aforementioned 6 month period. Also put on weight and make your tits sore.
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Werong Bustope posted:No but they can give you the aforementioned 6 month period. Also put on weight and make your tits sore. Yeah, ironically they can also cause vaginal dryness which has to be at least as bad as any sensation a condom might give a dude. Like, there's many reasons to prefer hormonal B.C. over condoms, but "fewer side effects" is not one.
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I don't get why Crazy Birth Control Man doesn't just reach up her vag and feel the strings himself. Well, he probably has no idea that's an option because he's an idiot and knows nothing about women's bodies.
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We [24M] played a scary prank on our mate [23M] he left his baby [2 months] and bolted. His wife is furious.quote:So we hosed up. Our mate, Lewis is always playing stupid pranks on us. Ever since we've known him he has always been up to something. Thumb tack on a chair for an example. He did that to us for years and we decided to get him back. Well, that's pretty lovely, but if all it started was a fight... The OP, in the comments posted:I thought I put this in the post, but apparently she's divorcing him. I heard this through some of her friends. That and she's living with her best friend and the baby is with her. 
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WampaLord posted:We [24M] played a scary prank on our mate [23M] he left his baby [2 months] and bolted. His wife is furious. Shaggy's origin story itt
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Apr 2, 2017 15:41
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I don't think is fair to hold his animal instincts when he's scared out of his mind. This isn't "Went to Wal-Mart and forgot the baby."
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Apr 2, 2017 15:58
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I don't think is fair to hold his animal instincts when he's scared out of his mind. This isn't "Went to Wal-Mart and forgot the baby." I agree, but the vast majority of the comments are saying that they understand the wife's decision to divorce him over this. loving Reddit.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I don't think is fair to hold his animal instincts when he's scared out of his mind. This isn't "Went to Wal-Mart and forgot the baby." He is a father of a loving baby. drat straight he should be held to account for running off and, as far as he knew, leaving his newborn child to the mercy of a murderer.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I don't think is fair to hold his animal instincts when he's scared out of his mind. This isn't "Went to Wal-Mart and forgot the baby." Okay the guy who ran out on his girlfriend being mugged is one thing but this guy left his baby on the floor, so yeah it is totally fair. How can you ever be sure he's going to be able to be trusted to make sure the kid is safe if his animal instinct is run like the dickens when trouble arises?
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I don't think is fair to hold his animal instincts when he's scared out of his mind. This isn't "Went to Wal-Mart and forgot the baby." the wife isn't Saint Peter at the gates of Heaven deciding whether this guy's still a good person even though he dumped his baby and ran for seven days and nights upon seeing a scary mask; she's a mother realizing that when the chips are down her husband is going to look out for himself and throw the rest of them under the bus. It doesn't make any difference at all whether he reasoned himself into being a coward in cold blood or his flight instincts just took over. It's quite possible a real emergency will occur at some point and now she knows when that happens that guy's gone.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:It's quite possible a real emergency will occur at some point and now she knows when that happens that guy's gone. Most emergencies aren't a situation where a fucko in a werewolf mask wants to scare the poo poo out of them, so I doubt this dude will run away when a real emergency happens.
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also while it's still not a good thing when you're supposed to be protecting someone it's one thing if you bolt on reflex; if thirty seconds later you're still running it's because you thought about it and decided that's what you want to do
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Apr 2, 2017 16:21
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And honestly it doesn't matter if you're scared and that's your lizard brain, when you're a parent the first thought should be to get your child to safety
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That whole thing is pure STDH.txt anyway. Dude ran off, didn't come back long enough for his wife to be called and show up, and didn't just call the drat cops?
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Edit: ^^ yes exactly. If this happened, he deserves what he gets. He took off, left a baby on the floor, and then became totally unreachable long enough that his wife was able to be contacted and come for the child without him returning. Like if he'd run off and then when the wife came to get the baby he also came back with the police or something, that might have made a difference. He panicked, left, became unreachable, and didn't apparently even call for help. Divorce is a pretty major reaction, tho wonder if this was a last straw kind of deal. If he was always pranking, that would get old with a new baby in the house.
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They won't get divorced, his instincts will protect him from ever being served the paperwork
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Liquid Communism posted:That whole thing is pure STDH.txt anyway. you'd think so but look at the dudes ITT spluttering about how this is totally reasonable and unreflective of his tendencies somehow and cowardice can only be determined by a seven-part essay-format test from an accredited institution, it has nothing to do with how you react in a crisis some people are just that chickenshit CheesyDog posted:They won't get divorced, his instincts will protect him from ever being served the paperwork 
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:you'd think so but look at the dudes ITT spluttering about how this is totally reasonable and unreflective of his tendencies somehow and it's wrong to call him a coward unless you've applied a seven-part essay-format test wherein he outlines his complete moral outlook Divorce is a massive overreaction if this is his only fault.
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If you can no longer respect your spouse or trust them to keep your child safe, why not divorce?
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WampaLord posted:Most emergencies aren't a situation where a fucko in a werewolf mask wants to scare the poo poo out of them, so I doubt this dude will run away when a real emergency happens. He thought it was a real enough emergency to bolt from the house without the baby. What would he do if there were a fire? Or what if there was an actual prowler trying to get into the house? Grabbing the baby, finding a safe room to lock yourself inside and calling the cops is probably not going to be this guy's first instinct, I think.
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Nessa posted:He thought it was a real enough emergency to bolt from the house without the baby. What would he do if there were a fire? Or what if there was an actual prowler trying to get into the house? Grabbing the baby, finding a safe room to lock yourself inside and calling the cops is probably not going to be this guy's first instinct, I think. Honestly, I can't say, but most actual emergencies are not as frightening as this prank in my opinion. Like, a fire doesn't get all up in your face and yell at you. The real question is why he didn't come back 5 minutes later or call his wife or the cops or anything, which definitely makes me think it's some stdh.txt.
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WampaLord posted:Honestly, I can't say, but most actual emergencies are not as frightening as this prank in my opinion. Like, a fire doesn't get all up in your face and yell at you. So now you're saying that a man should only be expected to protect his infant child in moderately frightening situations? What the actual gently caress?
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Your #1 job as a parent is the health and safety of your child. You need to be willing to put the child's safety before your own. Maybe I am just an anxious dad buy my lizard brain is actually a lot more sensitive as far as alerting me to threats to my progeny than it is for keeping me from getting myself into trouble. When it comes to myself I am lazy and reckless but I will place my body between my kids and danger without stopping to think about it, even when it is not a smart thing to do for either of us. The fact that he didn't turn around to get his kid within 30 seconds means he is a bad, neglectful coward. Mom and baby will be better off without him as long as the next guy she chooses has a set of balls.
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WampaLord posted:We [24M] played a scary prank on our mate [23M] he left his baby [2 months] and bolted. His wife is furious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjjzVbTBF8o
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Huntersoninski posted:Divorce is a pretty major reaction, tho wonder if this was a last straw kind of deal. If he was always pranking, that would get old with a new baby in the house. That was my thought, too. This is probably the most recent instance of him proving he's not father/husband material.
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Honestly I think people in this thread and on /r/relationships are a little trigger-happy when it comes to divorce. If you loved somebody enough to have a child with them, presumably, you'd try to work through this. Everybody fucks up and acts irrationally sometimes, nobody got even a little bit hurt outside of a lot of damaged feelings. And it's not like he wasn't targeted by other people in the prank in the first place - I mean, getting divorced because of poo poo your friends did to you? Really? Divorcing is a lot of work and a huge disruption to your life, especially when there is a kid involved, and most problems aren't irresolvable. Having said that, I agree with Dienes and Huntersoninski, I get the feeling this is the latest in a long line of irresponsible bullshit and she's just loving done with it.
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He puts thumbtacks in people's chairs. He is probably really hard to live with. Ah, finally, at last, an excuse to divorce this knucklehead.
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54 40 or gently caress posted:And honestly it doesn't matter if you're scared and that's your lizard brain, when you're a parent the first thought should be to get your child to safety Sounds like bad news bears for my kid, then.
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Friend [24F] wants us [22-25Fs] to call her "mom."Non-Romanticquote:There's a girl in our friend group who's pretty fun and quirky but lately she's been going around asking us all to call her mom, or that saying she's "the mom friend." Some people have gotten into it because she is a very nice and caring person, but it's also really awkward sometimes. Especially when she does it in front of strangers or in public.
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Skratte posted:Friend [24F] wants us [22-25Fs] to call her "mom."Non-Romantic Pop out from the bushes and hope she abandons you
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I feel like when it comes to animal instinct vs. Parental instinct, parental is gonna win if you're brain is wired correctly. Christ I saw another kid menacing my nephew and I was ready to crack the little bastards skull open
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Liquid Communism posted:No lie, if I were diagnosed with one if the early onset Alzheimers variants, as soon as it got bad I'd be taking a walk in the woods with a pistol and one bullet. You'll want more than one bullet. The first one doesn't always do the trick and suicide victims sometimes have two, three or more GSWs. I'm not talking about, "committed "suicide" by shooting himself in the back of the head eight times," cases where it was murder ruled as suicide. The human body is both fragile and very robust at the same time. Random chance could leave you bleeding out in agony for hours. poo poo, somebody might save your life. Do yourself a favor and take some insurance rounds.
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I think all bets should be off if the danger is (seemingly) supernatural in origin. Test him again but just as a robber in a ski mask. If he still bolts, divorce town.
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MinionOfCthulhu posted:I think all bets should be off if the danger is (seemingly) supernatural in origin. Test him again but just as a robber in a ski mask. If he still bolts, divorce town. I'm okay with this idea.
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I'm a total absentminded idiot and I still wouldn't leave my loving child on the floor and run away in any situation known to man. I bet his wife was like "loving Lewis dropping the ball again for the 14th time!" and this was her last straw.
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