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Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

Gavok posted:

If you need something to do as you wait for THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE, here's my list of the 100 Worst Moments in WrestleMania History. Only 2% different from how it looked when I shilled it last year!

I do very much enjoy your write ups and lists of things, and 41 and 68 are solid candidates for the list.

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Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer

Gavok posted:

If you need something to do as you wait for THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE, here's my list of the 100 Worst Moments in WrestleMania History. Only 2% different from how it looked when I shilled it last year!

When I was a kid, I had a choice of getting either Super WrestleMania or Super Mario World with my new SNES. I chose Super WrestleMania.

Nine year old me can go to hell.

Your lists are always great, Gavok.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Thanks, dudes.

Rodney the Piper posted:

When I was a kid, I had a choice of getting either Super WrestleMania or Super Mario World with my new SNES. I chose Super WrestleMania.

Nine year old me can go to hell.

It wasn't your fault. I blame that Nintendo Power with the cover where Hogan's doing the leg drop to Earthquake while holding the SNES controller. Who could say no to that?

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP
What are the recommended drinking game rules for the show?

https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/848391103283941378

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'm having the mania.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


The preshow is 2 hours long with only 2 matches, right?

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

Gavok posted:

Thanks, dudes.


It wasn't your fault. I blame that Nintendo Power with the cover where Hogan's doing the leg drop to Earthquake while holding the SNES controller. Who could say no to that?

I remember trying to force myself to like it by coming up with storylines for the paltry selection of wrestlers and always using guys who could kind of sorta do their finisher. You can TECHNICALLY do an elbow drop with Macho! And you can do a running leg drop with Hulk! It's just as good! It's just as good!

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
Also really hope the Uso's come out pissed off that they didn't get a title match in the middle of the show, and offer up an impromptu open challenge for The Revival to come and snatch those belts.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I want to see Asuka added to Goldberg vs Lesnar

Capsaicin
Nov 17, 2004

broof roof roof
i'm excited for the enzo amore wrestlemania entrance where he fucks a giant bucket of chicken

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Capsaicin posted:

i'm excited for the enzo amore wrestlemania entrance where he fucks a giant bucket of chicken

like the new day entrnace last year with the booty o box except instead he gets dumped out of a chicken bucket drenched in cum

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



MotU posted:

like the new day entrnace last year with the booty o box except instead he gets dumped out of a chicken bucket drenched in cum

whoa whoa whoa where did you find my Enzo fan fiction??

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Tato posted:

I remember trying to force myself to like it by coming up with storylines for the paltry selection of wrestlers and always using guys who could kind of sorta do their finisher. You can TECHNICALLY do an elbow drop with Macho! And you can do a running leg drop with Hulk! It's just as good! It's just as good!

Still baffling that they didn't just port over WrestleFest and call it a day

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Kuroyama posted:

What are the recommended drinking game rules for the show?

https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/848391103283941378

Every time they show the wrestlemania logo, chug your drink.

See you in hell.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
I'm relying on this thread and a disgusting amount of junk food to get through this endurance test. I only hope my consumption and bowels sync up so I can take a dump during Pitbull & Flo Rida.

Let's Go Miz.
Let's Go Alexa.
Do Whatever, Everyone Else.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
thrill ride

Thrill ride

THRILL RIDE

THHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEE

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Shinjobi posted:

thrill ride

Thrill ride

THRILL RIDE

THHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEE

Nice av post combo

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I'm strapped in for Wrestlemania: The Ultimate Thrill Ride

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
I'm paying a dominatrix to strap me during Wrestlemania: the ultimate thrill ride.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
That sounds expensive but you should do what makes Wrestlemania as much of a Thrill for you as possible

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
https://youtu.be/RSbyk0VReyo

PUMP IT UP PUMP IT UP

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Can somebody GIMME THE GREEN LIGHT?!

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Le Saboteur posted:

Can somebody GIMME THE GREEN LIGHT?!

I will because Tonight Is The Night.

e:
https://twitter.com/XavierWoodsPhD/status/848603041439907840

Pinwiz11 fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Apr 2, 2017

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight





that loving set :swoon: :swoon: :swoon:

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Hang on for the ultimate thrill ride. A Wrestlemania beyond your wildest imagination

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmYPbDESRsA&t=34s

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

21 Hoot Salute posted:



that loving set :swoon: :swoon: :swoon:

Okay that set is absolutely amazing. I still hope Shane jumps off the top of the loopl.

DukeofCA
Aug 18, 2011

I am shocked and appalled.
Jesus Christ the pre-show starts in two hours how can this be?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DukeofCA posted:

how can this be?

THE ULTIMATE THRILL!

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

I'm paying a dominatrix to strap me during Wrestlemania: the ultimate thrill ride.
If they included the cost of having Dana, Ember, and Asuka absolutely destroy you during the show, I'd finally consider VIP tickets worthwhile.

Though I'm not sure even that would stop the night from dragging by the end of it.

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!

pressedbunny posted:

If they included the cost of having Dana, Ember, and Asuka absolutely destroy you during the show, I'd finally consider VIP tickets worthwhile.

Though I'm not sure even that would stop the night from dragging by the end of it.

I mean that's a funny way of spelling "Alexa Bliss" but otherwise I agree.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

pressedbunny posted:

If they included the cost of having Dana, Ember, and Asuka absolutely destroy you during the show, I'd finally consider VIP tickets worthwhile.

Though I'm not sure even that would stop the night from dragging by the end of it.

Wait, me personally or just in general? Because if you're hoping for me to carry Wrestlemania you're in for a sour surprise...

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
hey hey hey, this isn't the smackdown LIVE thread. you don't get to be horny in a thread unless you make a collage.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Kuroyama posted:

What are the recommended drinking game rules for the show?

Every time the show is good, have a sip.
You'll save a lot of money.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



21 Hoot Salute posted:



that loving set :swoon: :swoon: :swoon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGW-xK22TNk

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

WRASSLEMAHNIA!!!!!!!

yes I do say it like Santino.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


21 Hoot Salute posted:



that loving set :swoon: :swoon: :swoon:

Universal Studios is gonna be pissed

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/WrestleMania/status/848618561966886912

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
We are going to get the SD COLLAGE tm: Wrestlemania Edition, right?

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
i hope for the ARMBAR just like a set of roller coaster cars bring everyone down tot he ring

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