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Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Les Os posted:

Donald Trump - George Sr.
Ivanka - Lindsay
Don Jr. - Gob
Eric - Michael
Tiffany - Nellie/Annyong/Franklin
Barron - George Michael

Eric is Buster. There is no Michael.

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GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
jared kushner is michael

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
it's appropriate on multiple levels that he's loving lindsay in this scenario

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

lol, if someone hasn't been to the sticky Trump Truck thread yet, GO NOW. there is something beautiful happening there. lols are flowing from the sky like honey


OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.
As bad as Trump being president is, if he'd lost, you know him and his supporters would not have shut up about it, screaming FAKE NEWS SOROS RIGGED!!!!!! for months, or even years afterward, regardless of how good or bad Clinton would have performed.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Been reported but, they didn't say who was golfing,

Trump hits the links with Rand Paul, White House says

http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/02/politics/donald-trump-rand-paul-golf/index.html

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has defended the trips, saying Trump has talked about how to use the game to build relationships with people. Spicer has also pointed out that Trump has not played golf every time he visited one of his courses, instead conducting official business in the clubhouses, such as hosting Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida and meeting with some Cabinet officials and senior staff at his Virginia golf course.

lol

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
I'm gay

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Eric is Buster. There is no Michael.

Weirdly enough, poo poo's so tilted "Mad Dog" Maddox is the Michael in this adaptation.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Blow posted:

lol remember that Mars probe where metric and imperial got mixed up?

I can't remember if it crashed into Mars or just kept going.

lol Trump

lol Imperial measurements

The first one.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Just caught up on the last few pages and lol at the dude melting down over people lollin at president (lol) trump

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

proof of concept posted:

Just caught up on the last few pages and lol at the dude melting down over people lollin at president (lol) trump

Imagine getting upset that someone says that Trump is a poop president.

lol

Dickbutt Ouroboros
Nov 13, 2002

handbandit?
Son of a bitch!

Everyone knows he's the peepee president!

Anthony Chuzzlewit
Oct 26, 2008

good for healthy


Jose posted:

clinton spent her entire life preparing for it and to be the first woman president and her opponent was Donald Trump and she lost lol

biggest lol of the thread. gj hillary, you lost a marathon against a retard on ice skates.

I'm with hurr

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:



Thread delivers again!

lol

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Donnie in the FT
https://www.ft.com/content/9ae777ea-17ac-11e7-a53d-df09f373be87

How ambitious do you want to be with China? Could we see a grand bargain that solves North Korea, takes American troops off the Korean peninsula and really changes the landscape out there? 

Well, if China is not going to solve North Korea, we will. That is all I am telling you.

And do you think you can solve it without China’s help?
Totally. 

One on one?
I don’t have to say any more. Totally. 

Do you start with North Korea and talk about trade, or pivot around?
I’m not going to tell you. You know, I am not the United States of the past where we tell you where we are going to hit in the Middle East. Where they say — I used it in the speeches — ‘We will be attacking Mosul in four months’. A month later, ‘We will be attaching Mosul in three months, in two months, in one month’. And why are they talking? There is no reason to talk. 

Holy lol. "Solo Asian War w/ North Korea" I thought was only my porn search history.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I'm not going to say any more
*immediately says way a whole lot more*

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
what a buffoon lol

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
lol at that interviewer for asking him questions like hes some sort of reasonable human being

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
The FT: Can you cut a deal on tax reform this year, and what would the terms be?

DT: Well, I don’t want to talk about when and I don’t want to talk about timing.

but I repeat myself, frequently, all the time.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
The F: Do you regret any of your tweets? 

DT: I don’t regret anything, because there is nothing you can do about it. You know if you issue hundreds of tweets, and every once in a while you have a clinker, that’s not so bad. Now my last tweet, you know the one that you are talking about perhaps, was the one about being in quotes wire tapped, meaning surveilled. Guess what, it is turning out to be true . . . I predicted Brexit.


LOL

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Oscar Wild posted:

The F: Do you regret any of your tweets? 

DT: I don’t regret anything, because there is nothing you can do about it. You know if you issue hundreds of tweets, and every once in a while you have a clinker, that’s not so bad. Now my last tweet, you know the one that you are talking about perhaps, was the one about being in quotes wire tapped, meaning surveilled. Guess what, it is turning out to be true . . . I predicted Brexit.


LOL

This isnt real, right?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
It's from the Financial Times, the piece is called "Donald Trump in his own words".

They just lay trap after trap that he just blunders into.

The FT: In France, Marine Le Pen has a very similar message to you, not identical. Do you think a victory for her would validate what you have done here?
DT: I don’t know what is going to happen. I know that some outside distractions have taken place which have changed that race. That’s going to be an interesting race. I really don’t know and I don’t know her. I have never met her. It’s going to be a very interesting election. But you know some outside things have happened that maybe will change the course of that race.

Do you hear that Russia?

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
He's so loving stupid lmao

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
But he WON kinda, technically, so you've gotta respect that guys, he beat all those stupid democrats and it's all been smooth sailing since if you don't watch the news

Lol

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

She's still pretty hosed up for a girl whose mother is Marla loving Maples



Trump sperm ruins everything except Ivanka somehow

Lol if you don't think trumps sperm has ruined ivanka on multiple occasions.

Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Kiryen posted:

that's what intelligent people do.

Easy d has so many lols to give he needs to send some by proxy.

Lol!

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
Trump saying "we're not going to tell people where we're going to bomb" is loving nuts considering this:

On March 17th, the US-led coalition carried out airstrikes in Mosul. Prior to the bombings, we dropped leaflets (I heard the leaflet thing on tv, maybe that's not correct?) told civilians to stay in their homes to avoid being exploded by bombs.

Then we loving bombed their loving homes, where we told them to be to survive.

lol

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/mar/28/mosul-residents-homes-airstrikes-killed-civilians

Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Apr 3, 2017

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
It is funny how his weird bragging is starting to only appeal to himself now. Like with the AHCA he can't figure out which parts appeal to the general population and which parts are for the insane/old zealots so his appeals look like half-measures that make everyone mad.

Lol!

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Dr. Faustus posted:

Trump saying "we're not going to tell people where we're going to bomb" is loving nuts considering this:

On March 17th, the US-led coalition carried out airstrikes in Mosul. Prior to the bombings, we dropped leaflets (I heard the leaflet thing on tv, maybe that's not correct?) told civilians to stay in their homes to avoid being exploded by bombs.

Then we loving bombed their loving homes, where we told them to be to survive.

lol

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/mar/28/mosul-residents-homes-airstrikes-killed-civilians

To be fair the real gently caress up was telling civilians to stay in their homes when the Iraqi military got to Mosul, as pretty much the entire civilian population is now stuck indoors and can't leave without being shot by Isis snipers.

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/848597650828136449



What the gently caress

turn off the TV fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Apr 3, 2017

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.
It'd be easy ignore the details and to take the larger view that we're simply ridiculing Trump in the same way the Right probably did to Obama or Clinton - we disagree with his fundamental worldview, so therefore everything he says is dumb or bad or wrong or hilarious or doomed to failure or... etc.

But when all it takes to get either lols or looks of shock & horror is to quote the man verbatim without even providing commentary as to why the thing he's saying is so ridiculous, you've gotta realise we're on a whole other level here

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Democrats will take one look at Trump's historic low approval rating and say, "Yes! Let's make a deal with this guy!"

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/848644038580416512

LOL

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008



Quoting again because god drat lol

Paranoid Peanut
Nov 13, 2009


But, but, give the man a chanceeee :qq:

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Serak posted:

It'd be easy ignore the details and to take the larger view that we're simply ridiculing Trump in the same way the Right probably did to Obama or Clinton - we disagree with his fundamental worldview, so therefore everything he says is dumb or bad or wrong or hilarious or doomed to failure or... etc.

But when all it takes to get either lols or looks of shock & horror is to quote the man verbatim without even providing commentary as to why the thing he's saying is so ridiculous, you've gotta realise we're on a whole other level here

trump is so ridiculous it starts to seem like fiction

in a twisted sort of way i can kind of see how if you're a Republican, the constant volley of Trump's gently caress-ups would start to seem like it's a conspiracy to paint him in the worst light possible, especially after Clinton ran her campaign like she did, and how solid of a victory conservatives ran home with.

i think in the next few months we're going to see a bit of even Trump's more vocal supporters start to come around see that Trump's issues are much more serious than regular presidential growing pains.

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes

Tumble posted:

how solid of a victory conservatives ran home with.

He won by a narrower margin than any of his predecessors by decades and one of his cabinet picks resigned in the first month(lol), solid victory indeed

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

That's pretty sad how did he even win?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Sancho posted:

That's pretty sad how did he even win?

America needed the lols

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
The real winner would have been 'did not vote' if that was an option

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Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Jukebox Hero posted:

He won by a narrower margin than any of his predecessors by decades and one of his cabinet picks resigned in the first month(lol), solid victory indeed

getting Donald Trump elected and defeating Hillary Clinton was a big victory tho

i mean in retrospect it's very much not a big victory and Trump is doing major damage to republicans, but November 9th was a very big win at the time

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