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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > OPENING DAY BITCHES!!! -- GDT 4/2
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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Bryzzobrist this ball

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

 Don't you hit Schwarber you rear end in a top hat

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Popete posted:

Bryzzobrist this ball

Yeah but then David Ross would probably gently caress up retrieving the ball or something.

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


 HHhhhhhmmmm

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Bryant no :negative:

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Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

Your Taint posted:

Hit me up. ;)

If I wanted to be disappointed, then I'd keep the Cubs at 0-1

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MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

 Okay Rizzo, your turn to be the hero.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
loving rear end, Kris. Jesus.

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Miz Kriss posted:

If I wanted to be disappointed, then I'd keep the Cubs at 0-1

:eyepop:

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DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

 ESPN sure loves going to a poo poo angle on every first pitch of an AB.

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Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
poo poo

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will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

 ahahaha

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
Oh well.

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
BISCUITS

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


 PHEW

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Miz Kriss posted:

If I wanted to be disappointed, then I'd keep the Cubs at 0-1

:master:

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

 loving hell

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Way to bail the pitcher out of that one guys.

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Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
 There we go!!!!

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I'm going to bed. I can't stay up anymore and I'm old.

Win, assholes.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Popete posted:

Way to bail the pitcher out of that one guys.

Yeah that famed plate discipline from last year has been lacking tonight.

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


 I do think I'll have to check out that Hank Azaria show

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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



 I ended up running errands all day, but it makes me sad that the one Cardinal run was Fowler. :sad:

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Your Taint posted:

I'm going to bed. I can't stay up anymore and I'm old.

Win, assholes.

I've got court tomorrow and I'm here until the end, quitter. :colbert:

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Popete posted:

Way to bail the pitcher out of that one guys.

They've been bailing us out all game so I can't be too disappointed I guess

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Pancakes posted:

I've got court tomorrow and I'm here until the end, quitter. :colbert:

Not my fault you're a felon.

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Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

Pancakes posted:

I've got court tomorrow and I'm here until the end, quitter. :colbert:

What'd you do?

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Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
I am dude with Papa John's pizza box on my head

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Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller

Tom Gorman posted:

I do think I'll have to check out that Hank Azaria show

First episode is on Youtube. I thought it was pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRHEwO3nET4

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Your Taint posted:

Not my fault you're a felon.

Miz Kriss posted:

What'd you do?

They don't take kindly to Cardinals fans in Bucktown. :(

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

They've been bailing us out all game so I can't be too disappointed I guess

Yeah I was mostly annoyed that Bryant swung at an 0-2 ball with the bases loaded after he had just walked/hit Beef, really gotta make him throw a strike in that situation. Oh well, still another inning to mash a dong.

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Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller

John Wilkes Booth posted:

Boy if the Cubs lose 1-0 and Fowler scores the only run that would be something
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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

 My hats a little sideways

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts

John Wilkes Booth posted:

First episode is on Youtube. I thought it was pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRHEwO3nET4

:discourse:

thanks!

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Welp

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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Woop

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


 YAY GRICHUK

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
PRETTY BOY DINGER

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

DurosKlav posted:

ESPN sure loves going to a poo poo angle on every first pitch of an AB.

https://twitter.com/JeffPassan/status/848705824721702912

Cardinals fault

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Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
Well my prediction didn't come true

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