Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 380 days!

Coolguye posted:

i do not have audio where i'm at right now, may i bother someone for a transcript of this
donald trump wants to have sex with his daughter, and has no shame or compunction about this

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

prefect posted:

Against what?

Cloture on Gorsuck

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

prefect posted:

Against what?

gorsuch cloture

republicans will have to go nuclear

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

triple sulk posted:

just made some eggs and hashbrowns. luv 2 breakfast

scratch hashbrowns?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Schnorkles posted:

gorsuch cloture

republicans will have to go nuclear

Good. This pleases me.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Schnorkles posted:

Leahy makes another.

Leahy, Feinstein, and Warner all came out against today.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

prefect posted:

Good. This pleases me.

They almost certainly will, but there does seem to be some question if they have 50 votes.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



Ok so is she going to get another taking to?

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Schnorkles posted:

They almost certainly will, but there does seem to be some question if they have 50 votes.

I've heard that Merrick Garland guy is a good option.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Schnorkles posted:

gorsuch cloture

ahem, this is a family subforum

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Schnorkles posted:

They almost certainly will, but there does seem to be some question if they have 50 votes.

To destroy the filibuster for SC, you mean? Obviously they have 50 to confirm...

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
You know, I think ol' Doobie was better at business than the Trump

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
the president of the usa wants to gently caress his daughter lol

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

crazy cloud posted:

Until 20 more years pass and the people for who Mad Men was a documentary about normal and good office culture wrt sex crimes will have all die of heart attacks lmebo

A good chunk o them will fuse their bodies to mechanical cradles and end up trapping themselves in virtual reality hells of their own creation, unable to even ask for the release they crave with every passing moment

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Schnorkles posted:

Primarying Manchin and McCaskill is probably not productive.

Primarying Feinstein however...

I'll do it I volunteer let's kickstarter me a campaign real quick :q:

just 20 million dollars to go

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Schnorkles posted:

Leahy makes another.

Leahy, Feinstein, and Warner all came out against today.

Yay, my call to Pat's office might have made a small difference. :unsmith:

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Al! posted:

A good chunk o them will fuse their bodies to mechanical cradles and end up trapping themselves in virtual reality hells of their own creation, unable to even ask for the release they crave with every passing moment

oh do we have a lot of boomer posters?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Schnorkles posted:

They almost certainly will, but there does seem to be some question if they have 50 votes.

That would make me even happier. So I know it's not going to happen.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

The Nastier Nate posted:

My favroite Trump presidency sub-plot is Trump's favorite son and all around spoiled rich brat, Jared Kushner, keeps getting assigned more and more ridiculous tasks and I imagine him comically running, googling poo poo like "how do i solve the middle east"
So far, he's working on:

-mediated disputes between white house staffers
-trying to take care of that whole "peace in Israel" thing
-opiod epidemic
-trying to run the entire government more effectively
-taking over for the state department.

On top of doing all that he went skiing with his family one weekend while healthcare fell apart, and Trump was still pissed at him.

he went ot jared

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

silvergoose posted:

To destroy the filibuster for SC, you mean? Obviously they have 50 to confirm...

yes. To move the SC cloture to a 50 vote threshold instead of 60.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

It's going to be hilarious if Pence has to cast a tie breaking vote to go nuclear.

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Make them go nuclear. Make them own dismantling the apparatus for obvious political gain

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Al! posted:

A good chunk o them will fuse their bodies to mechanical cradles and end up trapping themselves in virtual reality hells of their own creation, unable to even ask for the release they crave with every passing moment

when i do this myself will i still be able to shitpost inside virtual reality hell tho??

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

bump_fn posted:

jeb would have won

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


bump_fn posted:

the president of the usa wants to gently caress his daughter lol

I wonder if he is more attracted to his own genes or the 50% from his ex-wife?

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

zegermans posted:

It's going to be hilarious if Pence has to cast a tie breaking vote to go nuclear.

I imagine he will. McConnell will let someone or someones go for this.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 380 days!

D1E posted:

I wonder if he is more attracted to his own genes or the 50% from his ex-wife?
you've seen what his sons look like, right?

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

Coolguye posted:

i do not have audio where i'm at right now, may i bother someone for a transcript of this

Interviewer: Ivanka what do you have in common with your father

Ivanka: either real estate or golf

Donald: Well I was going to say sex...

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/DEADLINE/status/848898602302701568

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
oops a 12 year old hacker slipped a memento if virus into great grandpa's wetware so now he feels like hes being bitten by fire ants 24/7 but gently caress im not gonna pay for a tech to come out during the week of christmas, hes just gonna have to deal with it, the immortal old millstone

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Coolguye posted:

i do not have audio where i'm at right now, may i bother someone for a transcript of this

Trust me man you don't want to know.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I want Pence voting the last vote and Gorsheeee to uphold every planned parenthood and birth control case.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


D1E posted:

I wonder if he is more attracted to his own genes or the 50% from his ex-wife?

You already know the answer to this

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
NBC still has the whip count for filibuster at 40 fwiw

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/848915561744666625

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

This is not going to be a good show because there's no way they can be more hilarious than the real thing.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 380 days!

nice! the guy who alec baldwin ripped off all of his trumpisms from really deserves this, he is phenomenal at this

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Schnorkles posted:

yes. To move the SC cloture to a 50 vote threshold instead of 60.

man its just wrong to make the senate move more quickly about anything

they should make cloture more byzantine and require like triple the time it does now but technically more achievable

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


That's My Bush


btw don't go anywhere public in September.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Joementum posted:

NBC still has the whip count for filibuster at 40 fwiw

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/848915561744666625

DDHQ has it at 42. They may be counting some more milktoast statements as confirmed nos

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
lil trump

  • Locked thread