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GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
With everyone saying that Calexit isn't going to happen makes it feel another Trump debacle will happen. :negative:

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

With everyone saying that Calexit isn't going to happen makes it feel another Trump debacle will happen. :negative:

Don't worry. We will never let you go. Never. :kheldragar:

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

With everyone saying that Calexit isn't going to happen makes it feel another Trump debacle will happen. :negative:

If it makes you feel better California voted against Trump by a 30 point margin.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Cup Runneth Over posted:

If it makes you feel better California voted against Trump by a 30 point margin.
There are conceivably enough dorks in norcal that think The State of Jefferson (and the ability to plunder trees and coast) would be a sweet deal.

I just hope someone punches that limey gently caress in his gob.

VikingofRock
Aug 24, 2008




Necroskowitz posted:

Watch out folks, Nigel is coming for us.

Why would any Democratic Californian vote for that split? If I'm reading this right, it basically creates a new red state, while not significantly decreasing California's population (which is the source of California's electoral underrepresentation). Plus it's not like the red inland parts of the state are dragging down the rest of CA, since we have a Dem supermajority in both houses.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


VikingofRock posted:

Why would any Democratic Californian vote for that split? If I'm reading this right, it basically creates a new red state, while not significantly decreasing California's population (which is the source of California's electoral underrepresentation). Plus it's not like the red inland parts of the state are dragging down the rest of CA, since we have a Dem supermajority in both houses.

People are dumb

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009

Cup Runneth Over posted:

People are dumb
Also Inland California would be (somewhat) balanced by DC statehood according to the article iirc.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

AceRimmer posted:

Also Inland California would be (somewhat) balanced by DC statehood according to the article iirc.

Which DC has been fighting for since Ben Franklin has been chasing older women.

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

Aeka 2.0 posted:

With predictable results I hear the 91 expansion has done jack loving poo poo for the general use lanes. Also I really hate that they advertised their wording, "two express lanes and one general use lane added." No, no general use lane was added, it was re labeling the car pool lane as a general lane, and it didn't go any faster than the rest, so no.

Stop driving so much

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Progressive JPEG posted:

Stop driving so much

New thread title.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

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If Calexit ever became a political movement, as opposed to a crazy late-night drunk idea run by an expatriate to Russia, I think the rest of us could quickly shut it down with "It worked so well when South Carolina tried it." Seriously, the Constitution has no provisions for "I'm taking my ball and going home", as established by a rather large war.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Arsenic Lupin posted:

If Calexit ever became a political movement, as opposed to a crazy late-night drunk idea run by an expatriate to Russia, I think the rest of us could quickly shut it down with "It worked so well when South Carolina tried it." Seriously, the Constitution has no provisions for "I'm taking my ball and going home", as established by a rather large war.

California couldn't do it unilaterally, but if they convince enough legislators, couldn't an Act of Congress allow it to happen? Or would it require a Constitutional Amendment?

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

California couldn't do it unilaterally, but if they convince enough legislators, couldn't an Act of Congress allow it to happen? Or would it require a Constitutional Amendment?

Nobody knows. But the odds that the U.S. Congress will say, "Gee, yeah, sure, take an enormous tax base out of the U.S. economy, we're cool" are nil.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Inland Empire went blue the last 3 elections, I don't wanna be lumped in with those red state dorks.

LITERALLY MY FETISH
Nov 11, 2010


Raise Chris Coons' taxes so that we can have Medicare for All.

Calexit is a dumb lovely idea, regardless of which side you may be on. It'd be a disaster for both California and whatever is left of the US, and hopefully most of California knows that.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Nobody knows. But the odds that the U.S. Congress will say, "Gee, yeah, sure, take an enormous tax base out of the U.S. economy, we're cool" are nil.

Are you sure? There are many similar economic reasons not to pursue what our government is currently pursuing, and yet the persist. I feel like quite a few Republicans might think "wow, this will guarantee us a majority in Congress for the next 10-20 years, yes please!"


LITERALLY MY FETISH posted:

Calexit is a dumb lovely idea, regardless of which side you may be on. It'd be a disaster for both California and whatever is left of the US, and hopefully most of California knows that.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. That being said, since I was born in California, I wonder if I'd be eligible for citizenship separately from my US citizenship if that happened.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
The case of Sherman v. Georgia showed that the states have the right to suck it in regards to seccession.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Proud Christian Mom posted:

The case of Sherman v. Georgia showed that the states have the right to suck it in regards to seccession.

That's a nice steaming hot take, but nobody here is arguing that California can secede unilaterally.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
No instead you're dreaming up some scenario where the US allows a state to leave.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Proud Christian Mom posted:

No instead you're dreaming up some scenario where the US allows a state to leave.

Yeah. I am. Which makes your objection irrelevant. Thanks for playing, though! :wave:

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
I wouldn't mind seeing California go down in flames if it meant those lousy East-coasters left in the US went down with it. :devil:

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Honestly the East Coast ain't bad. Their biggest flaw is thinking they compare to the Best Coast in any way.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

I wouldn't mind seeing California go down in flames if it meant those lousy East-coasters left in the US went down with it. :devil:
I honestly don't get the obsession with proving California is a shithole.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


FilthyImp posted:

I honestly don't get the obsession with proving California is a shithole.

Right-wingers cannot tolerate California being seen as a bastion of liberal values and a socialist utopia because it goes against everything they believe in. Radically leftist states should all be miserable communist shitholes. That's what the Invisible Hand of Capitalism would want!

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Cup Runneth Over posted:

Right-wingers cannot tolerate California being seen as a bastion of liberal values and a socialist utopia because it goes against everything they believe in. Radically leftist states should all be miserable communist shitholes. That's what the Invisible Hand of Capitalism would want!
Exactly. California stands in direct opposition to the received right-wing wisdom about taxes and regulation and immigration and tolerance of diversity. A state full of married gay couples, high taxes, gun control laws, strict environmental regulations, Democrats running things at every level, sanctuary cities, renewable energy mandates, and taco trucks on every corner should, by their logic, be a collapsed Road Warrior wasteland. The fact that California is thriving, with a budget surplus and the creation of new Fortune 500 companies seemingly every single day is a direct challenge to the core tenets of conservative orthodoxy (especially compared to Republican laboratories of democracy like Kansas and Wisconsin).

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
This is dumb.
If billionaires have a problem with yayhoos running into the field, they should just trespass them and eject them permanently.

This seems like the kind of law that gets proposed just by lobbying and results in someone somewhere getting arrested by an off duty cop for stepping on the grass at a middle school football game.

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

VikingofRock posted:

Why would any Democratic Californian vote for that split? If I'm reading this right, it basically creates a new red state, while not significantly decreasing California's population (which is the source of California's electoral underrepresentation). Plus it's not like the red inland parts of the state are dragging down the rest of CA, since we have a Dem supermajority in both houses.

That seems to indicate the split would keep CA in the union but split it into an inland (and presumably conservative) state and (presumably much less) coastal state rather than having it leave, which is an interesting idea insofar as it's never happened before. You'd have to do it proper and go full Russian model though: split cities off as entirely separate federal subjects from the states that surround them. Hell, do it for the whole of the US. If we can wrangle it such that every federal city gets their own two senators, go for it!

In a weird way, it's just sort of readjusting the legislature so that it fits the modern version of the original concerns that led to creating the House and Senate as separate bodies in the first place, sort of. But it'd never happen.

Bueno Papi
May 10, 2009
My sincere hope is that Nigel Farage gets eaten by a great white at a presser.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

FilthyImp posted:

There are conceivably enough dorks in norcal that think The State of Jefferson (and the ability to plunder trees and coast) would be a sweet deal.

I just hope someone punches that limey gently caress in his gob.

Yeah, I lived up in redwood land for a while and saw the State of Jefferson stickers now and then, but I never got a single satisfactory answer for how the gently caress a state like that would function. The population is tiny, the economy is awful (unless like you like trimming weed two months a year), and the whole region's infrastructure is massively subsidized by outside tax revenue. How they could possibly lower taxes and still have paved roads and airports and ambulances and rural fire departments and the rest is beyond me, and (apparently) everyone else I've ever asked about it. Plus, what would be the capital? loving Redding is the biggest town up there, but according to the purists that's still too far south. I really don't think that anyone is going to go for a state with Yreka as the capital, probably including the Yrekans.

FCKGW posted:

Inland Empire went blue the last 3 elections, I don't wanna be lumped in with those red state dorks.

Yeah, the LA metro basically breaks any attempt the split California in two and there's really no way to carve out a reasonable-looking inland state that would actually be reliably republican. Even Fresno went for Clinton last year.

Tarezax
Sep 12, 2009

MORT cancels dance: interrupted by MORT
It would make more sense to do some kind of north-south split, but that would just result in two blue as hell states instead of one.

LITERALLY MY FETISH
Nov 11, 2010


Raise Chris Coons' taxes so that we can have Medicare for All.

Tarezax posted:

It would make more sense to do some kind of north-south split, but that would just result in two blue as hell states instead of one.

can we do this but secretly operate as one state as we have been and just gain 2 senators?

Elyv
Jun 14, 2013



The only reasonable way to split California is to find whatever line it is that splits the people who say "I'm taking the 101" from the people who say "I'm taking 101" and split on that

LITERALLY MY FETISH
Nov 11, 2010


Raise Chris Coons' taxes so that we can have Medicare for All.

Elyv posted:

The only reasonable way to split California is to find whatever line it is that splits the people who say "I'm taking the 101" from the people who say "I'm taking 101" and split on that

separate california based on whose teenagers say "hecka" versus "hella"

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

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Elyv posted:

The only reasonable way to split California is to find whatever line it is that splits the people who say "I'm taking the 101" from the people who say "I'm taking 101" and split on that
Works for me. Discriminating on burrito fillings would be more difficult.

Zachack
Jun 1, 2000




Duckbag posted:

Yeah, I lived up in redwood land for a while and saw the State of Jefferson stickers now and then, but I never got a single satisfactory answer for how the gently caress a state like that would function. The population is tiny, the economy is awful (unless like you like trimming weed two months a year), and the whole region's infrastructure is massively subsidized by outside tax revenue. How they could possibly lower taxes and still have paved roads and airports and ambulances and rural fire departments and the rest is beyond me, and (apparently) everyone else I've ever asked about it. Plus, what would be the capital? loving Redding is the biggest town up there, but according to the purists that's still too far south. I really don't think that anyone is going to go for a state with Yreka as the capital, probably including the Yrekans.
The explanation I heard years ago as part of the basis for Jefferson was that being its own state would mean that region can get federal funds for roads and stuff, the thinking being that federal funds to CA/OR are currently spent in more heavily populated areas instead of rural nowhere land. They could lower taxes because state taxes at any rate would likely be insignificant in comparison to federal funding, so what's the difference.

quote:

separate california based on whose teenagers say "hecka" versus "hella"
So create 3 states? SoCal, NorCal, and Sacramento?

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

Tarezax posted:

It would make more sense to do some kind of north-south split, but that would just result in two blue as hell states instead of one.

Plus we'd wind up with one state having most of the people while the other has most of the water and arable land. Greater LA and the Bay are both super built up (and resistant to high rises) with exploding housing/homelessness crises in both areas, so I'm starting to think the future of growth in CA will probably involve building up central California and turning places like Santa Barbara/Santa Maria, San Luis Obispo, and Fresno into bigger cities. Having a state line in the middle of that would cause a lot of problems, not the least of which would be totally loving high speed rail.

Elyv posted:

The only reasonable way to split California is to find whatever line it is that splits the people who say "I'm taking the 101" from the people who say "I'm taking 101" and split on that

I've lived in San Diego, Santa Cruz, and Humboldt and all three places called it "the 101" maybe that's a college town phenomenon though. The "hella" split is real though. No one says it in SoCal.

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
As long as we get lake tahoe you fucks can do whatever.

Morbus
May 18, 2004

LITERALLY MY FETISH posted:

can we do this but secretly operate as one state as we have been and just gain 2 senators?

Way to go dipshit, next you're going to spill the beans on hyperloop actually being a railgun aimed at trump's border wall.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


We clearly just need to find the line between "freeway" and "highway"

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

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Cup Runneth Over posted:

We clearly just need to find the line between "freeway" and "highway"
Isn't "freeway" pretty much obsolete? I only ever hear "highway" or "Interstate", but maybe that's because NoCal.

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