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stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Pikavangelist posted:

today i learned that playing overwatch on the same drive that you have ESO installed on, while ESO is patching, is a bad idea

bad idea or the baddest idea

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Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i had to spend yesterday listening to my insane father talk about his cancer-eating chakras

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
did you know that if you don't eat sugar or red meat the cancer has nothing to feed on, strange but true!

"doesn't the cancer eat, like, the rest of your body, isn't that how this stuff works" "THAT NEGATIVE ATTITUDE IS GOING TO GIVE YOU CANCER"

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
i mean he's technically right, if you don't eat anything that your body can metabolize into glucose then the cancer cells will die

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
"i know this guy who fills all his water with activated charcoal before he drinks it, his car is full of bottles of weird translucent black fluid"
"i do that too!"
"and he eats apricot kernels-"
"there's cyanide in apricot kernels that only kills cancer tissue and leaves regular tissue alone!!"

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Cease to Hope posted:

i mean he's technically right, if you don't eat anything that your body can metabolize into glucose then the cancer cells will die
along with all your other cells

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UaBWlvddow

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Was just gonna post that a life devoid of sugar* isn't exactly healthy.

*Stuff that turns into sugar too

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

Cease to Hope posted:

i mean he's technically right, if you don't eat anything that your body can metabolize into glucose then the cancer cells will die

its really easy to kill cancer cells

as long as you don't care what happens to the non-cancerous ones

Bueno Papi
May 10, 2009

Avshalom posted:

i had to spend yesterday listening to my insane father talk about his cancer-eating chakras

Sorry to hear about your father's cancer.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

Avshalom posted:

along with all your other cells

that's loser attitude

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
no mods, no dogs, no masters

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Avshalom posted:

i had to spend yesterday listening to my insane father talk about his cancer-eating chakras

cancer is real good with melted butter

cancer sucks sorry

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

exmarx posted:

no, gameing causes antisocial behaviour

Respect gaming.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Avshalom posted:

"i know this guy who fills all his water with activated charcoal before he drinks it, his car is full of bottles of weird translucent black fluid"
"i do that too!"
"and he eats apricot kernels-"
"there's cyanide in apricot kernels that only kills cancer tissue and leaves regular tissue alone!!"

i hear if you mix ammonia and bleach and breathe deep, it also kills your cancer

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Cease to Hope posted:

no mods, no dogs, no masters

We actually have a tankie IK now, so D&D is definitely going places!

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Cease to Hope posted:

no mods, no dogs, no masters

im reporting you to whoever runs PI

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
hmm watch the america wankfest before tipoff or hitler documentary #995742

decisions decisions

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

Absurd Alhazred posted:

We actually have a tankie IK now, so D&D is definitely going places!

let a hundred rafflesia bloom

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Bueno Papi posted:

Sorry to hear about your father's cancer.
it's prostate cancer lol, he talks about his miraculous survival like he was on death's door and if someone mentions that prostate cancer is scrub tier he gets furious

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

Avshalom posted:

it's prostate cancer lol, he talks about his miraculous survival like he was on death's door and if someone mentions that prostate cancer is scrub tier he gets furious

i am glad your dad is healthy and also that he had the gooniest possible illness

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
incidentally i also found out that the only member of his family to have been killed in the military in recorded history was his uncle, who died in papua new guinea the day after ww2 ended because he fell out of a guard tower onto his rifle and shot himself in the head

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
typical russian pole tbh

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

an actual "fell out of the guard tower" story. hell yes

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

R. Guyovich posted:

an actual "fell out of the guard tower" story. hell yes

Who got sent to the gulag and made you IK?

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Who got sent to the gulag and made you IK?

i'm sensing some tension here

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

R. Guyovich posted:

an actual "fell out of the guard tower" story. hell yes
is that a Thing

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Volkerball posted:

Take me Lord I'm ready

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Who got sent to the gulag and made you IK?

yeah but peep these results

homeex v volkerball, it's a pretty tough call

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Who got sent to the gulag and made you IK?

:qq:

Avshalom posted:

is that a Thing

theres a joke that goes "my grandpa died in the holocaust. he fell out of a guard tower" that every teen boy tells at least once

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Dog rule owns btw

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
oh lol. well this guy was jewish so

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Who got sent to the gulag and made you IK?

Effectronica.:laugh:

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Mustached Demon posted:

Dog rule owns btw

it makes the forum a whole hell of a lot more pleasant to read that's for sure

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

R. Guyovich posted:

:qq:


theres a joke that goes "my grandpa died in the holocaust. he fell out of a guard tower" that every teen boy tells at least once

No, our jokes went more like "why did Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill."

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

R. Guyovich posted:

it makes the forum a whole hell of a lot more pleasant to read that's for sure

Do the fat dog.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Cats rule, dogs drool, birds and lizards acceptable.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

if big reptiles were as common in life as dogs i'd probably love both equally

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Cats rule, dogs drool, birds and lizards acceptable.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

I have a dog and a cat suck it one pet onlyers.

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

R. Guyovich posted:

if big reptiles were as common in life as dogs i'd probably love both equally

Tiny reptiles are adorbs, though. Like the geckos and agamas you can find in many Israeli homes. :love:

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