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TMMadman posted:She had MAN HANDS! Didn't come true. 
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DrBouvenstein posted:Didn't come true. You're probably getting an ulcer. This thread is killing you! It's killing Us.
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Mar 29, 2017 20:00
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potee posted:You're probably getting an ulcer. This thread is killing you! Well what did you loan her the five thousand for?
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Let me explain something to you. You see, you're not normal. You're a great guy, I love you, but - - you're a goon. I, on the other hand, am a human being. I sometimes feel anxious, uncomfortable, even inhibited in certain situations with the other human beings. You wouldn't understand.
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Imagined posted:Let me explain something to you. You see, you're not normal. You're a great guy, I love you, but - - you're a goon. I, on the other hand, am a human being. I sometimes feel anxious, uncomfortable, even inhibited in certain situations with the other human beings. You wouldn't understand. You're giving me the it's not you it's me routine? I invented it's not you it's me. Nobody tells me it's them not me if it's anybody it's me!
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Mar 29, 2017 20:52
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Ginette Reno posted:You're giving me the it's not you it's me routine? I invented it's not you it's me. Nobody tells me it's them not me if it's anybody it's me! All right, you can have T-Bone! Stop crying.
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Mar 31, 2017 04:28
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The Andrea Doria collided with the Stockholm in dense fog 12 miles off the shore of Nantucket.
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Mar 31, 2017 12:32
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Imagined posted:The Andrea Doria collided with the Stockholm in dense fog 12 miles off the shore of Nantucket. No, Gordon Lightfoot was the singer. Edmund Fitzgerald was the ship.
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Mar 31, 2017 13:45
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Mar 31, 2017 19:57
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LIKE FLAMING GLOBES, SIGMUND!!!!!!! LIKE FLAMING GLOBES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mar 31, 2017 20:43
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Gyshall posted:LIKE FLAMING GLOBES, SIGMUND!!!!!!! LIKE FLAMING GLOBES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is that funny? Is that a joke?
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Mar 31, 2017 21:02
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Imagined posted:Is that funny? Is that a joke? Should I have laughed at that? Because I gotta plead ignorance on this one. If you had told me...
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Mar 31, 2017 21:07
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Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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Apr 1, 2017 00:23
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TMMadman posted:No, Gordon Lightfoot was the singer. Edmund Fitzgerald was the ship. Yeah, and it was rammed by the Cat Stevens 
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Apr 1, 2017 00:27
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Coffee And Pie posted:Yeah, and it was rammed by the Cat Stevens Oh look, there's Gregory Peck's bicycle! And Barbara Mandrell's skateboard! 
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Apr 1, 2017 02:39
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Everybody's talkin' at me... I can't hear a word they're sayin'... just drivin' around in Jon Voight's car...
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Apr 1, 2017 03:23
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Imagined posted:Everybody's talkin' at me... I can't hear a word they're sayin'... just drivin' around in Jon Voight's car... The periodontist?
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Apr 1, 2017 03:40
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Imagined posted:Everybody's talkin' at me... I can't hear a word they're sayin'... just drivin' around in Jon Voight's car... *bites your arm really hard*
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Apr 1, 2017 04:21
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TMMadman posted:She had MAN HANDS! I'm just gonna post the whole exchange, because it's gold: George: How's her handshake? A little firm, isn't it? Maybe a little... too firm? Jerry: I don't know. George: Hands a little smelly?! Jerry: Why do I seek your counsel?
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Yeahthatsright. We also need a George staring as Jerry lambastes him smiley I don't even want to talk about it anymore. What were you thinking? What was going on in your mind? Artistic integrity? W-where did you come up with that? You're not artistic, and you have no integrity. You know, you really need some help. And a regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the university level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks, no. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That's what I'm talking about because that's the only way you're going to get better!
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Apr 1, 2017 04:32
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Gyshall posted:The periodontist? Like the Batman villain? 
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Apr 1, 2017 05:23
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You're a rabid anti-dentite!
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Apr 1, 2017 16:48
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Imagined posted:You're a rabid anti-dentite! Next thing you know, you're saying they should have their own schools!
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Apr 1, 2017 17:01
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TMMadman posted:Next thing you know, you're saying they should have their own schools! They do have their own schools!
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So I'm watching the rerun where George eats out of the garbage, Jerry is dating a gymnast, and Kramer has to pass a kidney stone and has the 3D painting. I'm actually kind of bummed that we never get an opportunity to view the painting and try to see the image for ourselves.
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Apr 3, 2017 06:15
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Vietnamwees posted:So I'm watching the rerun where George eats out of the garbage, Jerry is dating a gymnast, and Kramer has to pass a kidney stone and has the 3D painting. I'm actually kind of bummed that we never get an opportunity to view the painting and try to see the image for ourselves. You totally can see it in some of the shots - especially in the HD versions. It's a planet with a couple space ships.
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Vietnamwees posted:So I'm watching the rerun where George eats out of the garbage, Jerry is dating a gymnast, and Kramer has to pass a kidney stone and has the 3D painting. I'm actually kind of bummed that we never get an opportunity to view the painting and try to see the image for ourselves. http://kvance.livejournal.com/997363.html Ohhhhh.... memory burn.
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Apr 3, 2017 17:41
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If I had the money... https://seinfeldsetreplica.com 
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Apr 3, 2017 18:48
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Stare-Out posted:If I had the money... She can't do that. She's on a very fixed income! Stop the show!!!
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Apr 3, 2017 18:56
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At last, I can finally act out my Seinfeld fan scripts!
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Apr 3, 2017 19:00
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Stare-Out posted:If I had the money... This is a crude mock up. 1/14th scale. Built it yesterday, took the day off of work.
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Apr 3, 2017 19:18
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Stare-Out posted:If I had the money... Oh, well a lot of the stars from the 70's, they were not as hygienic as they appeared on TV... take Mannix, for example.
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Apr 3, 2017 20:10
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Well, there's nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil. 
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Apr 3, 2017 20:12
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Well....that didn't work. Hey, how about this? Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle?
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Apr 3, 2017 21:01
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Woah... That's a lot of potatoes!
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Apr 4, 2017 02:31
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GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS!
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Apr 4, 2017 03:29
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SO LET HIM HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE
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Apr 4, 2017 03:40
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Serenity now. Insanity later. 
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Apr 4, 2017 03:52
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That voice? It sounds so familiar. It reminds me of when I was a young girl in Korea, and I met an American businessman. He was a very unusual man. Quick temper with a strange -- halting -- way -- of speaking.
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Poor Pinkus. Poor little Pinkus.
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