Panfilo posted:

I never got into either of these games but I'm curious what makes them so infuriating. I know with MOBAs I've played having toxic teammates can really kill the enjoyment of the game.

Gynovore posted:

I never played Hearthstone but I played MTG Online for many years. The playerbase was pretty chill when I started, but soon (around '04 when Magic got really pay-to-win) almost everyone became so toxic they made MOBA players look like Miss Manners.

sugar free jazz posted:

Why do people try and one up other people on whose video game community is the shittiest? it's so weeeeeird

Doctor Malaver posted:

oh nooo I kissed a 17 yr old I'll need therapy for the rest of my life

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Hearthstone

The Management posted:

Do comedians go to other countries to reinvent themselves? American comedy doesn't tend to do very well in other countries, particularly non-English speaking ones.

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I recently discovered I am considered the "office stud" and am not sure how best to leverage this.

Getting this out of the way - I am currently an incel. I have been working to change things; I've been dropping redpills in conversations at work, I've been upping my sexuality while talking with females, and I've been far more aggressive over all. Well it all works (lol to goons who think being nice is the key to a female).

So anyway, I was getting a drink from the water fountain and managed to overhear a conversation. One female [mid 20s, blonde, probably a 4/10] was emitting a shrill giggle and told another one [early 20s, brunette, solid 5/10] that "there he is!". So yeah, I'm now making panties wet just by walking by.

I wouldn't gently caress either of them - one is a definite roastie and has talked about 2 different boyfriends over the past 2 years and another is damaged goods thanks to a lazy eye. But still - I'm moving up!

There are some much more attractive women in the office, including one prime girl [still in college, asian features, probably a virgin, definite 9/10] I would love to gently caress and lose my virginity too.

So yes, females CAN have some common sense and things CAN turn around for us incels. I would appreciate some advice as I've never been on a date or had sex before, though.

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My boyfriend would always tell a ridiculous story in front of people and embarrass me. I probably heard this story 100 times in our first year of dating, and eventually just called him a liar and refused to be in the room if he told the story. In that story:

He was driving down the highway in the middle of nowhere in Ohio. He sees an 18 wheeler belching out black smoke from the trailer itself. He speeds up to get next to the cab, rolls his window down, and yells at the guy. The guy doesn't notice him and just keeps driving.

So my boyfriend speeds ahead as fast as he can and makes it to the next exit. He pulls out some traffic cones from his trunk, then blocks the highway so you have to take the exit lane. The truck catches up a few minutes later and takes the exit. MY boyfriend catches up to him at an intersection, tries to get his attention again. The guy finally sees what's going on, and they park at a Walmart.

It turns out this guy was hauling frozen salmon, and somehow the refrigerator unit in the truck shorted out. It caused a massive fire in the trailer that burnt most of the fish to a crisp. But then the guy opens the back doors and starts tossing "Perfectly cooked" pieces of salmon at my boyfriend. And then my boyfriend and this guy sit around waiting for a tow truck - eating fire cooked salmon and drinking soda from Walmart.

My boyfriend refused to explain why he was in Ohio, or why he started eating frozen fish that had been cooked by a burning refrigeration unit, or why he just hung out with this guy "for hours".

So for 4 years that I've known him, my boyfriend would tell this insane story and I'd eventually just tell him "Quit lying" and beg for a different topic of conversation. Until a few days ago.

We were walking around the mall and this big burly guy keeps looking at us. I'm slightly creeped out, until he grabs my boyfriend by the hand and starts shaking it. Then he hugs him, calls him by name, and says how great it is to see him. Long story short - this was the trucker with the fish, and he made sure to corroborate every bit of the story. He even had a photo he took that day for the insurance company, showing my boyfriend and him sitting around eating salmon and drinking pop.

Do you think it's weird this guy would just carry around that photo? Because you'd be right. In a cursory glance I noticed one problem - my boyfriend's knuckle tattoo was present in the photo, a tattoo he only got a few weeks ago.

My boyfriend either recruited a friend or paid a stranger to PRETEND to be a truck driver. He then photoshopped or staged a photo of something that never happened. Then he set it up that this guy would "randomly" walk into us, corroborate the story, and I'd apparently have to just sit there and love the story? I questioned the tattoo and he claimed it was a shadow, but shadows don't look like the word "serenity" in cursive writing. The trucker started walking away then, and when I asked "who are you really?" he ran away. I told my boyfriend to drive me home and haven't seen or talked to him since.

I do not know how to proceed but I believe the relationship is over now.

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Hedrigall posted:

We've all lied about salmon from time to time, it's part of the human experience. You should be ashamed of yourself for making your boyfriend's life hell about it. It's just a standard first year of relationship salmon lie!! Welcome to every relationship ever, am I right??

an incel posted:

I am considered the "office stud"

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emitting a shrill giggle and told another one [early 20s, brunette, solid 5/10] that "there he is!".

yeah I eat rear end posted:

They aren't giggling and pointing at you because you are "making their panties wet". They are laughing AT you.

Salmon guy owns. Just go with it, let him have his weird fish story.

Solice Kirsk posted:

If I'm herring her correctly she needs to get off her high perch and mullet over a bit.

Arrhythmia posted:

the first fesh is obv. fake because if you go into any incel community you'll find out pretty quickly that they actually despise PUA/MRA/redpill types, which is weird in its own way but w/e.

tactlessbastard posted:

Also, it's a real shithead thing to do.

Gridlocked posted:

Also that.

Not Anonymous Confession:

Personally I think that anyone who refers to women as "females" when not talking about actual gender related subjects, but rather saying the word "female" instead of "women/woman" is 99.9999% the time a dickhead who deserves any bad things that happen to them.

Yes I know the incel fesh is fake as poo poo but I wanted to get my opinion out there after hearing a friend say "females" in place of the word "women".

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I run a taxi service/safe house for college students since I live in a college town. I advertise via word of mouth, and I'll come pick you up if you've had too much to drink and call me. If you're really plastered and afraid/unable to go home, I have a spare bedroom you can crash in. It's all free, I ask for donations for gas money if you have it, but it's a free service for kids to keep them safe.

I do not do this out of the kindness of my heart, though.

I'll pick up anybody who calls and I can get to, that's true. If it's a male, I'll just drive them home. If it's a cute female, I'll stress the fact that it's not safe to go home drunk. Depending on the girl I'll use fear (you'll vomit and choke on the vomit), intimidation (your roommates will probably be scared and might kick you out) or being nice (you could just crash for free at my safehouse, I'll even cook breakfast). It works on a certain type of girl very well. Young and either just turned 21, or underage. They're terrified of getting in trouble but high off the thrill and the alcohol. Easy to coerce and talk in to almost anything. Sometimes I pretend to be gay to lower my danger quotient to the girls.

So I bring them home sometimes, set them up in the spare bedroom, and they sleep. I'm not a dangerous pervert or weirdo - I just enjoy the thrill of protecting an innocent girl. Once in a blue moon I'll spoon with them a bit, but only if they're tossing and turning a lot and wouldn't notice or remember me doing it. I don't want to cause any drama. In the morning I drive them back to their dorm or let them walk home.

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An old high school friend has totally ruined a fetish for me, and for that and the circumstances that led to it, I really fuckin' hate her and have completely cut her out of my life.

She was a pretty good friend in high school. We were both interested but too stupid to realize it and shy to do anything about it. By the time I had realized she was into me, I was already pretty heavily involved with someone else. By the time that was over after high school, she was involved with someone else. Then she moved out of state before that ended and that put an end to any chance of us being together. We stayed friends but had been away enough that there wasn't really much attraction anymore anyway, so nbd.

Last month, she came back home to visit. We went out to lunch over the weekend and talked and had a pretty good time. There were some pretty good vibes, and the conversation drifted to relationships. She tells me she left her fiance a few weeks ago after finding him cheating. She's staying in a hotel nearby. Time to make this finally happen.

After the fun stuff, we're laying in bed talking and cuddling and her phone rings. It was closer to me so I picked it up to hand it to her. She loving FLIPPED out as soon as she realized it was in my hand. In my post coital daze I didn't get why, until I realized the caller picture that popped up was her "ex" fiance. Once she answered and talked to him, it was super loving obvious that he wasn't an ex. So yeah, I just banged some dudes fiance. This is where the fetish comes in.

I loving love cuck porn. Well, loved. The combination of domination and humiliation and the fact that the women always seem so super loving eager for sex just really did it for me. I never really got why anyone would WANT to be a cuck, and always imagined myself as the bull. Well, now I am and its loving awful. I tried to spank it to one of my favorite videos, and the instant I did all I could think about is that at best, I've created a horrible secret and at worst, ruined a relationship. In my head I know its not really my fault and that the relationship was probably doomed anyway, but goddamn it still feels bad.

So now I'm in a position where not only have I had my favorite category of porn ruined, but I also have to decide whether I will call up some guy I don't know and have never met and let him know his fiance is a cheating whore. This is loving bullshit.

loquacius posted:

I run a taxi service/safe house for college students since I live in a college town.

RCarr posted:

This was all I needed to read to know this dude was a loving creep.

Mycroft Holmes posted:

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My girlfriend is perfect in every way except for one thing, which is admittedly a pretty big thing. Her o-face and really, her whole mannerisms during sex are an enormous turn off.

Right before she gets off, she'll start this like... puppy dog whimpering. Like 'oo ooo eeeeeee eeeee'. Then she starts "dirty talk" but her dirty talk is saying weird poo poo like "pound my pussy like a hammer and nail" or "batter up!!". Stuff that I try to ignore but usually just start laughing at and lose my boner.

When she finally comes she'll make this noise like the air being let out of a balloon and start flailing her limbs around like crazy. One time she smacked me really hard in the face.

I'd never break up with her over this but it does bother me a lot.

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My name is Scott but some idiot at work printed my ID card with the name "Scoot" on it. Because that poo poo is outsourced it took 3 weeks to get a new card. Unfortunately by that time a bunch of people started calling me Scoot or Scooter or Scooty.

That name has stuck with me since, it's become my nickname. Every day I think about burning down that Arby's rather than going to work.

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Young and either just turned 21, or underage.

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Easy to coerce and talk in to almost anything.

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I pretend to be gay to lower my danger quotient to the girls.

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I'm not a dangerous pervert or weirdo