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AggressivelyStupid posted:Why are so many people willing to die on the defending draymond green hill? Because we're not bitches who want to gnash our teeth and wail because bad boy draymond grand hit the meat of James Harden's forearm after James Harden pinched him like a naughty pre schooler code:I hope they max out Igoudala Dejan Bimble fucked around with this message at 12:27 on Apr 4, 2017 |
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I think that list is just a list of who is available that fits criteria and not really a list of who they are targeting. But Sario for AG is kinda funny. No way Philly does that though.
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Apr 4, 2017 12:35
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I'm excited to look back at the end of the offseason and compare what Orlando actually did to that wish list.
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Intruder posted:Draymond Green: "I punched his wrist"
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rabidsquid posted:i think some people have a hard time accepting that the player and team are pretty unsympathetic figures I'm not a fan of either, but in this specific circumstance #istandwithdray
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AggressivelyStupid posted:Why are so many people willing to die on the defending draymond green hill? Because the thread never sounds more like a bunch of nerds who've never played the sport than it does when he comes up.
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Apr 4, 2017 15:01
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Papercut posted:Because the thread never sounds more like a bunch of nerds who've never played the sport than it does when he comes up. this story is great for both its meaninglessness and how many awful takes its pooping out into this thread. two dudes crying about how their team is actually the good guys and now this its pretty fantastic really
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Apr 4, 2017 15:10
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if you nerds ever played the sport youd know every serious player is castrated at 18 to become immune to dickpunching
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I think punch for a pinch is okay but does the calculus change if it goes pinch -> kicked in the dick???
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Dejan Bimble posted:
Better than Jeff Sessions I guess.
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Ghost Dog posted:if you nerds ever played the sport youd know every serious player is castrated at 18 to become immune to dickpunching Most NBA players actually just retract their testicles into their body cavity like sumo wrestlers.
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Ghost Dog posted:if you nerds ever played the sport youd know every serious player is castrated at 18 to become immune to dickpunching Well we already knew Dwight isn't serious enough
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Salvor_Hardin posted:Better than Jeff Sessions I guess.
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Draymond Green is a serial dick kicker and he loving is a huge insufferable baby, anyone that defends him sucks. hth
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The gif that launched a thousand ships.
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Paul Zuvella posted:Draymond Green is a serial dick kicker and he loving is a huge insufferable baby, anyone that defends him sucks. hth If you go frame by frame it looks like he gets guys more in the taint than the dick
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Apr 4, 2017 17:21
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Draymond Green owns
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Apr 4, 2017 17:25
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I love Draymond Green, he is the only likeable part of the Warriors
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Apr 4, 2017 17:26
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I do not dislike any non-minimum contract players on the warriors, I'll say that
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SHOAH NUFF posted:I love Draymond Green, he is the only likeable part of the Warriors nah hes a massive piece of poo poo, like most of the warriors
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Tae posted:I do not dislike any non-minimum contract players on the warriors, I'll say that That's a weird qualifier
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I'm not a Draymond Green fan per se in that he's one of the least likeable Warriors, but I know I'd be giving him Bowen immunity if he played in the silver & black and also I find Andrew Bogut more of a dirty ornery fucker
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Apr 4, 2017 17:58
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I'll say this for Green: he's nowhere near as big a piece of poo poo as Bowen was
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man don't compare the banal lameness of Draymond Green's dick attacks and arm punches with Bowen's kung fu flip kicks and poo poo. there was acrobatic grace. Bruce transcended dirtiness and made it an art form. this is an iconic moment in basketball, it's like the JErry West silhouette.  anybody can flail & kick a dude in the balls. the man was an artist don't get it twisted  Mike dunleavy getting crouching tiger hidden dragoned by Ira Newble and this great Tony Allen kick are still my fave though 
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Punkin Spunkin posted:I'm not a Draymond Green fan per se in that he's one of the least likeable Warriors, but I know I'd be giving him Bowen immunity if he played in the silver & black and also I find Andrew Bogut more of a dirty ornery fucker The correct take. gently caress Andrew Bogut.
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Apr 4, 2017 18:20
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Much like Hitler, Bruce Bowen was an artist at heart
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Apr 4, 2017 18:30
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James Harden likes to pinch dudes on their tummy smh
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Apr 4, 2017 18:34
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It's just the 21st century version of driving an elbow into someone inside the ref's blind spot
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Apr 4, 2017 18:45
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Do you think Harden has ever tickled a dude on court.
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Bitch moves, ranked 1) Sticking your foot under a jump shooter's landing Bowen you fucker 2) Kicking a dude in the dick 3) Pinching a tummy 4) Blowing in an ear 5) Setting off a nuclear bomb on Rudy Tomjonavich's face
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I was about to say, what with adult tickling being the major millennial pastime as seen in the doc "tickled" Pretty soon it'll all be tickles, pinching "tummies", and blowing in ears. The next Malice in the Palace is gonna be amazing to watch
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Jota posted:James Harden likes to pinch dudes on their tummy smh But hell, who doesn't?
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Intruder posted:Bitch moves, ranked flinging your mouthpiece into the stands cause you fouled out not going into work cause your son lost the finals making a commercial directly responding to a twitter meme dang one team seems really bitchmade weird
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Intruder posted:Bitch moves, ranked Get #5 off that list. "Having a dude run up on you in a fight and punch him so hard that has to sue to regain his lost dignity" is not a bitch move on Kermit's part. Rudy got what he deserved. Much like James Harden after trying to finger blast Draymond's belly button or whatever he was doing
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Ghost Dog posted:flinging your mouthpiece into the stands cause you fouled out Throwing a used towel in a Sabonis' face, which is luckily offset by verbally assaulting a corrupt ref in the parking lot after a game
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Intruder posted:Bitch moves, ranked I don't see leaving okc to go to golden state on this list...invalid.
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Jota posted:Get #5 off that list. "Having a dude run up on you in a fight and punch him so hard that has to sue to regain his lost dignity" is not a bitch move on Kermit's part. Rudy got what he deserved. Much like James Harden after trying to finger blast Draymond's belly button or whatever he was doing Go read up on the indian thread in GBS. It's entirely possible Harden has a navel fetish
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Actual move I hate and it happens in every game: Antagonizing a player after a made shot by continuously pushing their body into the inbounder until they call a foul
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WhyteRyce posted:Go read up on the indian thread in GBS. It's entirely possible Harden has a navel fetish the friendliest go back to gbs post ever made
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