Political Cartoons 2017: Gotta go fasc

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TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

TheBigAristotle posted:

Watch Ted Rall EVISCERATE a high school bully

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This fat dog rule is stupid. Fat dogs are depressing af. If you're reading this and you own a dog, particularly a fat one, go walk it you bastard

E: loving GIMME ANOTHER 6 THIS RULE IS RIDICULOUS

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# ? Apr 4, 2017 19:30

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loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

Nostradingus posted:

How is the average person meant to know this is supposed to be Obama? I had no idea until other people in the thread started commenting on it.

e: it doesn't help that I initially identified the golf glove in the back pocket as a fluffy bunny tail.

You mean to tell me you don't see "golfer" and immediately think "that lazy moocher Obama" :confused:

I don't think Lester cartoons are "for" you

# ? Apr 4, 2017 19:35

Zanzibar Ham: Mar 17, 2009; You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.; Grimey Drawer

TheBigAristotle posted:

This fat dog rule is stupid. Fat dogs are depressing af. If you're reading this and you own a dog, particularly a fat one, go walk it you bastard

E: loving GIMME ANOTHER 6 THIS RULE IS RIDICULOUS

Yeah, this is a really dumb rule.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 19:36

Crazycryodude: Aug 15, 2015; Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?

Just post a normal dog and I'm sure they'll tolerate it. I don't like fat dogs either, can the rule be changed to any dog?

# ? Apr 4, 2017 19:41

Skippy Granola: Sep 3, 2011; It's not what it looks like.

Fat dogs are the Hawaiian Shirt Day of D&D - MANDATORY WHIMSY :commissar:

# ? Apr 4, 2017 19:41

AVeryLargeRadish: Aug 19, 2011; I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO NOT BE A WEIRD SEXUAL CREEP ABOUT PREPUBESCENT ANIME GIRLS, READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE!!!

TheBigAristotle posted:

This fat dog rule is stupid. Fat dogs are depressing af. If you're reading this and you own a dog, particularly a fat one, go walk it you bastard

E: loving GIMME ANOTHER 6 THIS RULE IS RIDICULOUS

Reported.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 19:45

DACK FAYDEN: Feb 25, 2013; Bear Witness

Zanzibar Ham posted:

Yeah, this is a really dumb rule.

Apparently it's not an April Fools joke. I am kinda confused, honestly.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 19:45

oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

if you don't like a rule, break it. that's politics baby :twisted:

# ? Apr 4, 2017 19:46

Ruzihm: Aug 11, 2010; Group up and push mid, proletariat!

Cloud Potato posted:

Independent:

The British version of Steven Universe... not lookin good.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 19:48

Technowolf: Nov 4, 2009

DACK FAYDEN posted:

Apparently it's not an April Fools joke. I am kinda confused, honestly.

So am I. Where is this new rule posted?

# ? Apr 4, 2017 19:59

BarbarianElephant: Feb 12, 2015; The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

Oops wrong thread

# ? Apr 4, 2017 20:01

mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

Technowolf posted:

So am I. Where is this new rule posted?

in the rules thread, you goddamn idiot

# ? Apr 4, 2017 20:01

xthetenth: Dec 30, 2012; Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Nostradingus posted:

How is the average person meant to know this is supposed to be Obama? I had no idea until other people in the thread started commenting on it.

e: it doesn't help that I initially identified the golf glove in the back pocket as a fluffy bunny tail.

You couldn't tell from the unpresidential skin tone?

# ? Apr 4, 2017 20:07

Trogdos!: Jul 11, 2009; A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

# ? Apr 4, 2017 20:17

Sinners Sandwich: Jan 4, 2012; Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

What

# ? Apr 4, 2017 20:32

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Trogdos! posted:

# ? Apr 4, 2017 20:34

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

Crazycryodude posted:

Just post a normal dog and I'm sure they'll tolerate it. I don't like fat dogs either, can the rule be changed to any dog?

My dog is five pounds overweight (which is a lot when you consider he's only supposed to be 15 pounds) and he's amazingly cute so fat dogs are good dogs, too.
EVIDENCE:

# ? Apr 4, 2017 20:35

Average Bear: Apr 4, 2010

# ? Apr 4, 2017 20:48

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

You trying to stop people from posting with the dumbest rule ever?

# ? Apr 4, 2017 20:49

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

I have heard the call for political 🐕 cartoons

# ? Apr 4, 2017 20:52

Technowolf: Nov 4, 2009

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Is that a dog or a pig or both?

# ? Apr 4, 2017 20:54

Skippy Granola: Sep 3, 2011; It's not what it looks like.

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

I don't understand this without labels.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 20:56

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Look at the cat's tail
It's hard to make out but the dog's collar reads "NSA"

E:

"Filthy campaign"

"Down!"

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Apr 4, 2017

# ? Apr 4, 2017 21:00

Skippy Granola: Sep 3, 2011; It's not what it looks like.

Gracious, thank you. That was hard to make out on my phone

# ? Apr 4, 2017 21:03

Sandpuppy: Jun 16, 2012; Social Abscess
of the
Universe

I just got back from four days in the desert with no internet and no political cartoons, and my mind cleansed. Then I spent the last couple hours catching up on Rall-chat, Gentile Ben having an imaginary argument with a newspaper, and something about fat dogs, and now I'm all polluted again and ready to go.

Also, I learned that Europe has monkeys.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 21:19

net cafe scandal: Mar 18, 2011

Have to admit that this one got a chuckle out of me.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 21:19

Vib Rib: Jul 23, 2007; God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss
🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Xander77 posted:

Finally managed to track down JaggerMcDagger's scan of "My War with Brian":
http://imgur.com/a/0U7J6

It's missing some of the most important pages (Brian getting disemboweled), and the little excerpt from Rall's testimony in an unrelated trial going "this part is untrue" etc. Anyone got either?

Holy poo poo there's no way to take this -- regardless of how much is fact or fiction -- that doesn't paint Rall as a total sociopath.

But fuckin :lol:

at the "finally I realized I was just TOO SMART for those dumb idiots. THAT'S why I didn't have friends!" Rall is a loving walking parody and doesn't even realize it.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 21:22

Skippy Granola: Sep 3, 2011; It's not what it looks like.

Sandpuppy posted:

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Bors must read the Trump thread

# ? Apr 4, 2017 21:24

Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Sandpuppy posted:

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Ah geez, warn us about these Persona 5 spoilers next time.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 21:26

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

Sandpuppy posted:

Holy poo poo, it turns out someone actually knew the names of Americans on phone calls and in meetings with Russian officials?

:phoneb:

Yes, we caught Trump officials discussing American policy with Russian agents we've been tracking under FISA law.

The above conversation, ladies and gentlemen, is interpreted by /r/the_donald and /pol/ as a Good Thing for Them

# ? Apr 4, 2017 21:38

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

nerd plus rage posted:

I don't get it.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 21:45

Easy Salmon Recipe: Jan 10, 2017

Sandpuppy posted:

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The best part about this one is that if donald sees it, it will actually anger him to the point of contacting the cartoonist personally to complain.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 21:45

Vib Rib: Jul 23, 2007; God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss
🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Donald Trump just yanks women by their hair and wasn't expecting this to happen.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 21:46

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

Regalingualius posted:

I don't get it.

https://twitter.com/JohnnyMcNulty/status/849040944401985536

# ? Apr 4, 2017 21:47

Hazamuth: May 9, 2007; the original bugsy

net cafe scandal posted:

Have to admit that this one got a chuckle out of me.

Somehow this seemed a better idea ten minutes ago.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 22:01

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Regalingualius posted:

I don't get it.

Trump wants to gently caress his daughter. Would that this were agitprop.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 22:01

D.N. Nation: Feb 1, 2012

So many Obama cartoons. So much NO U.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 22:29

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

Back in 2009, it was a conservative meme that Obama blamed everything on Bush. Because I guess they expected him and everyone who supported him to just roll over and let conservatives blame the recession which began before Obama's term on him. Funny how the tables have turned.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 22:32

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

Hazamuth posted:

Somehow this seemed a better idea ten minutes ago.

The King shits, and the Hand wipes.

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Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Regalingualius posted:

I don't get it.

Melania avoids Trump every chance she gets, they've barely even seen each other since he became president, his daughter on the other hand Trump has said some extremely questionable things about.

It's pretty crude but if you read up on the things he's said they are legit disturbing

# ? Apr 4, 2017 22:47

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