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Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

#LoveWins I will bring you back!




Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

You mean you haven't seen:



These dudes are from Pakistan. Indians would not end a friendship in such a way because that would close their pathways to hawt bhabi encounters (also kinda rude).

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serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

i knew i saw this somewhere before i saw the orginal comic and its been really throwing me for a loop as to which the true version is

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo







Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Lmao "those moments when u used to shove ur gf on the wall while kissing her badly and literally twisted and tweezed her melons over her dress... making her cry and yell but u kept on doing that....hehe"

3 likes

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Come nd sit on my lap dr... my tool wil insert n. ur area

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Nice bebooooo

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

quote:

Very saxy boba

Yakub gets it.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Indian men must be very malnourished.

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
PLz show full body, Hip-hop.

Hip-hop, superbowl to you!

Average Lettuce
Oct 22, 2012


u like lubricants

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Son of Rodney posted:

Lmao "those moments when u used to shove ur gf on the wall while kissing her badly and literally twisted and tweezed her melons over her dress... making her cry and yell but u kept on doing that....hehe"

3 likes

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

"To feel every single taste butt from her"

You just know this guy felt like a modern-day shakespear when he wrote that

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

:same:

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012

bubblebee posted:

There's an Indian movie about this guy who likes his bhabhi's sister but then his brother dies and everyone wants him to marry his Bhabhi. This makes up the main conflict of the story.

But it's okay, he ends up marrying the sister.

It's called Hum Aapke Hain Koun and the whole thing is on YouTube and it's considered a classic of the 90s. If you ever go to an Indian wedding they're gonna play songs from it.
Also, the main dude in it can't act for poo poo and killed a homeless guy while driving drunk.

According to my boyfriend, the worst Bollywood movie is Himmatwala. (Oh god, the comments)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUU3bttW89E

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Takis own

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
a real loving meaty whore

sout
Apr 24, 2014

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

a real loving meaty whore

get REAL beefy, bitch

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

sout posted:

get REAL beefy, bitch

Get REAL milky, bhabi

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

Celery Face posted:

Also, the main dude in it can't act for poo poo and killed a homeless guy while driving drunk.

He also injured three others in the incident and still got acquitted lol

He's just a complete piece of poo poo

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

GAPE APE
sexy fose i hardly fuk you


wut

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
the fact that hardly doesn't mean way hard is like the second thing they tell you when learning English as a second language lol

Stroop There It Is
Mar 11, 2012

:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:
:stroop: :gaysper: :stroop:
:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:

"and we can discover gravity using the 2 apples" is pretty eloquent as far as these go.

spathi-wa
Sep 8, 2005
hu hu hu ^_^
Lipstick Apathy

SBJ posted:

Btw in india apparently milk comes in plastic bags rather than cartons or bottled sooooo.

Not true, we had bags and bottles till tetrapacks were invented 10 years ago

Robot Randy posted:

i knew i saw this somewhere before i saw the orginal comic and its been really throwing me for a loop as to which the true version is

Original:



For your "research": https://www.kirtu.com/savita-bhabhi/bra-salesman/#&gid=1&pid=1

hop this halps

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

They made a movie (hentai?) of it as well if you want to really immerse yourself in your studies

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

ROFL Octopus posted:

He also injured three others in the incident and still got acquitted lol

He's just a complete piece of poo poo

Salman Khan. He's actually one of Bollywood's biggest box office draw as his movies always make oodles of money and they're by the numbers poo poo. He's just a bulked up buff dude who can't act or dance but gets to bang all the Bollywood women. He freaked out when Aishwaryia Rai dumped him, showed up on her movie set, and had to have Shah-Rukh Khan (decent actor, dude, etc.) cut in and set him straight.

I always preferred Hrithik Roshan anyway. So loving dreamy. Can act, dance, etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5dEln1ZhLQ

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!

ProperCoochie posted:

PLz show full body, Hip-hop.

Hip-hop, superbowl to you!

kick boxing

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

So why do these movies always have people singing and dancing around

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

JaucheCharly posted:

I really wonder what the indian women would say, if they were to post in these fb threads

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Blue Train posted:

So why do these movies always have people singing and dancing around

For to showing off plumpy navel holes. very fac

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

sout posted:

get REAL plumpy, bhabhi

Ftfy

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
indiansexstories.net has a poetry section

quote:

Feel my hands slide up your skin
Feel my hands caress your tits
Feel my cock as it slides in
Feel my cock inside your clit

Please Give your comment about on citusingh555@gmail.com


quote:

O the joy of tasting such sweet nectar found there.
The thrill of loving an object so very rare.
I think I’ve never known a thing that brings such glee.
As spurting my warm male seed deep inside pus-sy.


quote:

She may be a whore
she may be a slut
my new girlfriend
likes me to gently caress her butt
I gently caress her rear end
with loving care
I squeeze her tits
I pull her hair
She milks my cock
for all she is worth
I gently caress her rear end
rocking back and forth
I call her my Bitch
I call her my Slut
she screams “shut up”
“and gently caress my butt”

She is my new girlfriend
she is my new slut
she loves me more
when I gently caress her butt

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

gentle pete posted:

She may be a whore 
she may be a slut 
my new girlfriend 
likes me to gently caress her butt 
I gently caress her rear end 
with loving care 
I squeeze her tits 
I pull her hair 
She milks my cock 
for all she is worth 
I gently caress her rear end 
rocking back and forth 
I call her my Bitch 
I call her my Slut 
she screams “shut up” 
“and gently caress my butt” 

She is my new girlfriend 
she is my new slut 
she loves me more 
when I gently caress her butt

:same:

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
Inside your clit? Err

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Tired Moritz posted:

Inside your clit? Err

Heh, virgin

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I'm gonna steal that "shut up and gently caress my butt" line for when things are getting NAS TAY over at Castle McGurn.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
quote:
She may be a whore
she may be a slut
my new girlfriend
likes me to gently caress her butt
I gently caress her rear end
with loving care
I squeeze her tits
I pull her hair
She milks my cock
for all she is worth
I gently caress her rear end
rocking back and forth
I call her my Bitch
I call her my Slut
she screams “shut up”
“and gently caress my butt”

She is my new girlfriend
she is my new slut
she loves me more
when I gently caress her butt

I see the "Quack Like a Duck When We gently caress" guy is still making music

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
Indians must love "my neck, my back" by Khia.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Gradis posted:

sexy fose i hardly fuk you


But in a wistful tone, looking mournfully into nothing.

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Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

spathi-wa posted:

Not true, we had bags and bottles till tetrapacks were invented 10 years ago



:monocle:

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