The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Pikavangelist: Nov 9, 2016; There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet

Class3KillStorm posted:

♪ Hark to the tale of Buckets,
And the Ham he loved so dear
They remained the best of friends
For years and years and years♪

KillStorm, why did you bring me to a gay shitpost mill?

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

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Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Do over Ham posted:

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Buckets: Apr 10, 2009; ...THE CHILD...

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

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York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

Buckets posted:

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BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

York_M_Chan posted:

Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd. :downs:

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DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

York_M_Chan posted:

Leaves of four, eat some more!

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vermin: Feb 28, 2017; Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up

Class3KillStorm posted:

♪ Hark to the tale of Buckets,
And the Ham he loved so dear
They remained the best of friends
For years and years and years♪

Your shitposting better come in handy...

# ? Apr 4, 2017 16:10

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Class3KillStorm posted:

♪ Hark to the tale of Buckets,
And the Ham he loved so dear
They remained the best of friends
For years and years and years♪

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Buckets: Apr 10, 2009; ...THE CHILD...

TMMadman posted:

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vermin: Feb 28, 2017; Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up

Buckets posted:

Yes, but what man could tame her?

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Oh, what a bleak, horrible future we live in! :cry:

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Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

vermin posted:

Yes, but what man could tame her?

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Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Class3KillStorm posted:

Thanks. You did say "sugar", right?

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Buckets: Apr 10, 2009; ...THE CHILD...

Root Bear posted:

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After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

TMMadman posted:

Thanks. You did say "sugar", right?

Madman, that's a load of rich creamery butter.

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Buckets posted:

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

Hey, hey, goons!

Now, that the mods are calling the shots, this thread's got to be a lot more cost-effective. So we had to cut down on the frills like .gifs, gimmicks, shitposts and Sideshow Ham.

edit - The image I really should have used:

TMMadman fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Apr 5, 2017

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Hey, hey, goons!

Now, that the mods are calling the shots, this thread's got to be a lot more cost-effective. So we had to cut down on the frills like .gifs, gimmicks, shitposts and Sideshow Ham.

edit - The image I really should have used:

TMMadman no function chub quote well without.

# ? Apr 5, 2017 06:41

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

TMMadman posted:

edit - The image I really should have used:

But of course for that image to work, you would have to ignore all the Do over Ham shitposts. And that would be downright nutty.

# ? Apr 5, 2017 13:11

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

TMMadman posted:

Hey, hey, goons!

Now, that the mods are calling the shots, this thread's got to be a lot more cost-effective. So we had to cut down on the frills like .gifs, gimmicks, shitposts and Sideshow Ham.

edit - The image I really should have used:

# ? Apr 5, 2017 13:14

Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

TMMadman posted:

Hey, hey, goons!

Now, that the mods are calling the shots, this thread's got to be a lot more cost-effective. So we had to cut down on the frills like .gifs, gimmicks, shitposts and Sideshow Ham.

edit - The image I really should have used:

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Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

Roark posted:

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

People! People, please!

You're forgetting what the Simpsons Quote Thread is all about --- giving out posts of beautiful quotes, so-so memes, and shameful shitposts.

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Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Do over Ham posted:

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IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

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York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

IMJack, I know your intentions are good but aren't the Moderators a protective force that maintain the status quo for the posting elite?

Don't you think we ought to attack the roots of the Chub posting problem instead of sending threads into the overcrowded Comedy Gas Chamber?

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Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRpVSlZndPg

# ? Apr 5, 2017 19:02

vermin: Feb 28, 2017; Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up

Won't somebody please think about the blintzes!

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

vermin posted:

Won't somebody please think about the blintzes!

Those blintzes were terrible!

# ? Apr 5, 2017 20:19

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

vermin posted:

Won't somebody please think about the blintzes!

This forum will NOT negotiate with blintzes. Is there a forum nearby that will?

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Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

TMMadman posted:

Those blintzes were terrible!

Paint my fence!

# ? Apr 5, 2017 20:41

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Those blintzes were terrible!

And your monopoly is pathetic.

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Buckets: Apr 10, 2009; ...THE CHILD...

IMJack posted:

And your monopoly is pathetic.

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

And your monopoly is pathetic.

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Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

TMMadman posted:

I saw Krabappoly's butt, I paid.

# ? Apr 6, 2017 01:07

vermin: Feb 28, 2017; Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

I saw Krabappoly's butt, I paid.

Mrs Krabapple's butt and Principal Skinner's butt were in the closet making butt babies
and I saw one of the butt babies
and the butt baby looked at me

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Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TMMadman posted:

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