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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:really should go back to "these fuckers already dont give a gently caress about me" or whatever lol i went to the USAF recruiting station while i was on mid tour leave to see if they would take prior service
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Obstacle2 posted:lol i went to the USAF recruiting station while i was on mid tour leave to see if they would take prior service when I got out hte first time I called a USAF recruiter and they called me back all excited and then I was like "I was in the Army" and that phonecall ended in about 10 seconds
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:anyhow mike-o man please feel free to talk with me anytime, you can pm me or we could hangouts or something IDC, I like you and the poo poo you say so I promise I don't mean this in some feel good way dude like whatever man. i know you saw more poo poo than me but whatever man you're my homie Dude I'm just an idiot who joined the infantry and hosed my brain. If we ever all get together in Leavenworth or I just swing by man I'd love to have a beer with ya and listen to some old records. Serious. Professing my bro love for HCT, idgaf.
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come bring that WA weed to idaho I have a spare room and i'm home alone most of the summer anyhow
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:when I got out hte first time I called a USAF recruiter and they called me back all excited and then I was like "I was in the Army" and that phonecall ended in about 10 seconds yeah thats just about how my in person conversation with them went where do you do army poo poo in idaho?
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Obstacle2 posted:yeah thats just about how my in person conversation with them went Nothing now, I was assigned to recruit here and just kinda stayed here because I had no where else to go
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artist rendition of mike-o and I smoking weed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D00M2KZH1J0
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:Nothing now, I was assigned to recruit here and just kinda stayed here because I had no where else to go I lived in Boise for a few years, it was surprisingly chill. Idaho isn't too bad.
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i'm in............north idaho aka aryan nation so IDK. I'm unfamiliar with that south idaho napoleon dynamite poo poo
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Mike-o posted:These three old ladies were with a big group of people welcoming troops and all that poo poo. They took me and some other guys out to dinner so we weren't stuck in the hotel and bought us food and booze. Did you get laid?  Mike-o posted:gently caress, even with my stupid family it's just empty platitudes, like I'm kind of cutting off contact with my family right now because of I'm just loving tired of their poo poo, I laid it all out to my aunt about all the poo poo, especially how my family didn't even bother to mail me letters or try to call me while I was deployed Same thing bro. I've been deployed a bunch and never heard from any of mine. I don't really care because I didn't write/call any of them either. 
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Syrian Lannister posted:I want to shoot a M60 again.
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Mustang posted:Guess who gets to go back out to Yakima to be an OC for some other units training Hahahahahaha oh my loving god
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Army Thread: I hurt myself today, to see if I could feel. That's everyday. I explained to my wife how the cycle of poo poo starts and how sometimes a small snarky comment can lead me to spiraling depression. Took a long time to figure out why. Also the WORST unit to be in is a non combat unit like a HHC because they are always the mentality of "we are badasses too guys!" And volunteer to do this stupid bullshit. Like my unit was 7 people. We had to have a goddamn formation and do PRT because that's the "real army" Suck my loving balls dude I picked non combat because I didn't want to deal with the gently caress gently caress bullshit. This dude was so bad he literally said to us "I'll do anything not to get in trouble." Piece of poo poo is rude to his kid too.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:come bring that WA weed to idaho I have a spare room and i'm home alone most of the summer anyhow If you need something pm me
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haha I can get some too I'm just lazy. I haven't smoked in months and trying to keep it that way but everyday I read the news I look longingly at my paraphernalia box
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Don't worry man I'll bring ya some if we ever hang out.
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Found out today my new work place is one big cubicle farm On the plus side, the dude I'm replacing is getting his MBA and has already been a huge help for starting the process
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:haha I can get some too I'm just lazy. I haven't smoked in months and trying to keep it that way but everyday I read the news I look longingly at my paraphernalia box SMOKE BITCH
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Grognan posted:SMOKE BITCH CANT SMOKE A ROCK
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Can't smoke a quitter
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Soulex posted:CANT SMOKE A ROCK Unless it's crack.
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Icon Of Sin posted:Smoke Crack status: still a bitch?
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Remember when smoke crack live streamed that he was going to do the hour of power with 4lokos and only bought enough for it to last like 20 minutes and took like 1/4 shots
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Hey Mustang look at the bright side: at least it won't be the peace time army much longer.
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And you have those double V hulls so that's a plus.
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Mustang when an unexpected plane flies overhead don't look up at it because faces looking at the recon plane are one of the easiest way's they spot soldiers! I mean assuming you're camouflaged and not in a giant green vehicle in the desert or something
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Edit: I'm dumb, and forgot how the army works.
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lmao if you don't think mustang isn't a bit pumped up to get a combat patch
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i don't give a gently caress what he says here but everyone without a patch is always all gungho wanting to be patton and poo poo
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I don't have one, don't care to have one, most likely never going to get one (those odds are drastically higher after today though). Lots of SOAR birds been flying around tonight.
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sorry are you an officer? thats what i meant
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i do remember for awhile enlisted dudes like feeling bad for not deploying. IDK its not shameful but gently caress its not worth it dudes. its loving lovely though because for awhile not deploying you got poo poo on a lot. hell I'll admit that I used to kinda play that game in USAREC because you'd get these slick sleeve E8s telling you about "back in the old days" of recruiting and like bitch dude I was in war and you're talking about how good of a recruiter you were iwth minimal enlistment standards and 20k bonuses and poo poo, like talking down on ME? suck my dick
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I can't wait to get my combat patch!!! It's cool guys, it's what my bunghole is gonna look like after the army is done with me  
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:i do remember for awhile enlisted dudes like feeling bad for not deploying. IDK its not shameful but gently caress its not worth it dudes. every time i feel inadequate for not having a patch, i re-read a lot of stuff here and realize I got off easy this probably comes across wrong, but yeah
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like in the real world not having one is probably great , but if you play the pissing contest of the army it helps. I never cared for that poo poo personally until you tried to piss on my face without one then IDGAF i wasnt even hardcore grunt by any loving means lmao but don't come at me like you're loving that CSM from We Were Soldiers and you spent 3/4s of you career in TRADOC or USAREC
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:like in the real world not having one is probably great , but if you play the pissing contest of the army it helps. I never cared for that poo poo personally until you tried to piss on my face without one then IDGAF I liked the slick sleeve E6 instructor we had for premob that told us what it was gonna be like "out there" in Africa, where he hadn't been.
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